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re: Should LF7 Play Both Ways? - LSUChicageaux
[quote]If LF7 playing defense isn't the best guarantee for securing the Heisman, I must ask the genuises of the rant, what is the best solution?[/quote] I would encourage you to consult your physician about stool in your blood....
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re: Athletics transfers $10 Million+ to University this FY - LSUChicageaux
[quote]athletics arms race[/quote] "Mutually Assured Construction"...
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re: I am so proud of my awesome tigers & Les - LSUChicageaux
[quote]The trough is dead[/quote] Mayhaps. Regardless, I appreciate the cut of your jib....
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re: IM starting the IM thread again for the hellofit - LSUChicageaux
[quote]Wouldn't you agree[/quote] Yes. I wouldn't want to unagree for the sake of the onlookers. "Pardon, can you summon the sommelier? I'd like to tell him that this glass tasted like discharge. The oaky undertones of juniper and whisper of peach, pepper, and crotchrot didn't pair well with m...
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re: IM starting the IM thread again for the hellofit - LSUChicageaux
[quote]Well, I know you "charge your glass" for toasts....[/quote] Then it seems appropriate after the toast to yell, "DISCHARGE!" and then chug whatever fluid is in your glass....
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re: IM starting the IM thread again for the hellofit - LSUChicageaux
[quote]deceived[/quote] Yes, I only like to be ceived. Still, better to be deceived than to be unceived. Being unceived is a bit awkward for anyone else who must the facilities....
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re: IM starting the IM thread again for the hellofit - LSUChicageaux
[quote]Holy shite do my eyes deceive me? [/quote] Yes! Grab the grapefruit spoon and scrape out those lying orbs...turn them into fib jelly...
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re: IM starting the IM thread again for the hellofit - LSUChicageaux
[quote]You have me beat on duration by a long shot.[/quote] Ten years...yikes. [quote]I've got you beat on posts[/quote] It's how I judge myself, but I've learned to live with it. Like a venereal disease without all of the discharge. Makes me think: if "discharge" comes out, then what is "cha...
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re: IM starting the IM thread again for the hellofit - LSUChicageaux
[quote]I picked a good night to pop into the IM thread.[/quote] YES LET'S BURN THIS MUTHA DOWN For as long as I've been a member (and as seldom as I've posted over the last couple of years), I have yet to be banned. Maybe I could try that tonight....
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re: IM starting the IM thread again for the hellofit - LSUChicageaux
[quote]Target cafe[/quote] Ask for a 32oz cup of only nacho cheese, a spoon, and a straw. Then say you'd like to pay by weight, not volume - this will give you a chance to haggle....
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re: life after graduation question - LSUChicageaux
Well, that's that....
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re: Modern film discussion thread. Oh come on. - LSUChicageaux
Well, that's that....
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re: Army infrared camera catches Afghans gangbanging a goat. - LSUChicageaux
I think that's the new Healthcare.gov enrollment portal....
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re: IM driving to the store because my wife locked her keys in her car. - LSUChicageaux
[quote]IM driving to the store because my wife locked her keys in her car.[/quote] It will be awkward when you help her load the groceries and the handicapped boy who helps collect the carts in the parking lot sees the rolled-up Visquine with the dismembered vagabond in it. That image will stick ...
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re: How is LSU's defense now considered bad? - LSUChicageaux
Chicken, is there some kind of work/poster release program or something? I haven't been to the Rant in awhile, but I think you're doing good things for these people. Don Henley said the heart of the matter is forgiveness. Thank you, Chicken....
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re: When will LSU wear the all-white Combat unis again? - LSUChicageaux
NEVER CHANGE ANYTHING NEVER EVER IT IS SACRED AND ONLY TOUCH LITTLE THINGS - add an upper deck - And another upper deck - Tear down the first upper deck, then do it again [INSERT "AHH PUSH IT" BY SALT-N-PEPA] - Re-re-redo the field - Redo the locker rooms and weight rooms - Give us another...
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re: We need a Les Miles "deal with it" gif in honor of the Oklahoma St. news - LSUChicageaux
We need T. Boone Pickens driving a semi of wind turbine poles towards his OSU stadium, and packed tightly inside the poles? Sluts. With wind-blown hair, bien sur. Also there should be a billboard for a large truck BR-based injury lawyer in the background. I'm agnostic about which one and wil...
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re: Predict O stats vs kent - LSUChicageaux
== 2000/60000 - number of times 50% of the urine actually lands in the toilet or urinal / attempts == 73%: Relative humidity inside the sausage po-boy foil sleeve == 7: number of gyros I will eat and IPAs I will drink before sitting down to give my neighbors to serve as an allegory for the Syrian ...
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