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re: What will they name this LSU Auburn game ? - LSUChicageaux
Clockblocked Sloppy Second It's Not A Toomer Ex-plain-nation Raw Eagle Soiled Brats My Eyes My Eyes Have Mercy On My Eyes Time After Time Minutes To Win It...
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re: "Starkville is Indian for trailer park." - LSUChicageaux
A rare new disease called CHLAMYDIARRHEA has emerged. Only 300 cases nationally, but all in Starkville. Town churchcowbell rings 300 times each day to honor these rare souls and their oozing, fouled, grisly underparts....
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re: Just listened to the Dan Mullen radio show here in Biloxi - LSUChicageaux
He should take his whorehole back to Starkvul and should have declined the radio invite so he did not sound like such a fascist myopic goat-licking nubnibbler THIS WHOLE FIASCO HAS ME SO TORN UP INSIDE WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF A CLEANSE BECAUSE THIS SEASON IS THAT Have said it before and will ...
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re: How many ounces of dirt work best on Etling? - LSUChicageaux
[quote]Damn, we missed ya, bubba...you. were. gone. I. think.[/quote] I'm still here. On rare occasion. Waiting. For the signal....
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re: How many ounces of dirt work best on Etling? - LSUChicageaux
[quote]LSUChicageaux, with your permission....?[/quote] Hey do what you want with what you got when you got it and do it to who should get it when they don't have it. That is, of course, unless you're planning to throw a rotting dead animal into one of those under-the-interstate tent camps. Ill-...
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re: How many ounces of dirt work best on Etling? - LSUChicageaux
[quote]we are all dumber for having read this thread[/quote] ...and thus primed for the game this weekend, where Starkville teatnibblers come to shake a carefully-painted Newk's cup filled with truck nuts in a display of both pleasure and disdain. Doesn't matter. Just shake it like some lab animal...
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re: How many ounces of dirt work best on Etling? - LSUChicageaux
[quote]Are you talking about his "eye black?"[/quote] Nope. He's talking about blackmail. "Ounces" is Spanish for "gigabytes" and dirt is well you can guess you can also see for yourself if you drive out to bar and ask for Mr. Uncle and the backbay bangle....
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re: How many ounces of dirt work best on Etling? - LSUChicageaux
Keep plodging those griblets, Troby Wash. Make sure you passpush that nimbo chuckchum around the Parcheesi board so everyone can feel what's flidging your kiblums....
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re: Give me some "Les Miles Radio Show" question ideas for later - LSUChicageaux
When he goes into the restroom and expunges the Cane's sauce he drank pre-game, would he describe the feeling as more regret, or relief?...
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re: Les Miles Caddyshack pic - LSUChicageaux
[quote]matt, we are looking to hire a graphics person...please shoot me an email when you get a chance.[/quote] He will change it to TigerDrippings, and the world will laugh the kind of healing laugh that only comes from digging up a tribal burial site....
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re: our o-lne isn't as bad as some make it out - LSUChicageaux
[quote]miles, for whatever reason, wants to let the other team know what we're doing and dare them to stop us. he must have a jones for the thrill this gives him, seeing his boys being so tough to pull out games by just overpowering the opponent against big odds. maybe it's a fetish, that he can't h...
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re: LSU Tickets for Sale - LSUChicageaux
CAN YOUR RV HOLD A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE A LOT IF THEY WERE KINDA ON TOP OR IN ONE ANOTHER LET ME KNOW OK I WILL CALL YOU I HAVE YOUR NUMBER NOW NEW FRIEND...
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re: Only way to salvage the season (funny) - LSUChicageaux
[quote]yeah except the cardboard cutout is of miles[/quote] And he's in drag and the nipples are the faces of Brad Wing and Ego Ferguson Gotta give the people choices. Not options. Choices....
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re: Get on record for offensive blame - LSUChicageaux
Bad sushi from Club Kinjite Virginia Slims instead of Misty post-practice Misty instead of Virginia Slims post-coitus Netflix Thermodynamics Onions Oligodactyly ...
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re: Statement win - LSUChicageaux
[quote]Saban doesn't care about feelings[/quote] That's because he's a diminutive cyborg crafted by a bitter, gray, and tyrannical future. But following your thinking: what pedal can Miles push? And if he does, what happens?...
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re: Why all the backlash now? Only the outcome changed - LSUChicageaux
[quote]What evidence of change occurred to make you believe a guy that is notoriously stubborn was actually going to change this time?[/quote] Soft, steady, reassuring Big Cat cuddletalk...
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re: Rabalais: Miles' explanations only dig a deeper hole for the embattled coach - LSUChicageaux
[quote]As crazy as it sounds it may actually be a blessing Les finally dropped a game like that. We've been so close before such as last years opener.. We really were a fg made away from blowing that.. It finally has caught up to Miles.[/quote] Not crazy at all. There are at least 10 games that cou...
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re: Hurts to say, but a good part of this loss is on fournette - LSUChicageaux
[quote]Then why didn't he?[/quote] Don't hate Miles, hate physics...
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re: I have it figured out, Jacksonville St. - LSUChicageaux
[quote]I hope we win the game, but by a game winning field goal. That would still likely get Les fired right?[/quote] Yes. If JSU even gets within +/- 10% of whatever the spread is 60 seconds before kickoff, Miles' contract is terminated immediately, he and his family and their belongings are rounde...
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