Hester Fan

[quote]I'm not trying to lead a sladerous argument here. I'm trying to lead a logical argument. The people on this board throwing out claims of sacred burial gounds, and also the ones mocking people for being rednecks and what not have yet to make any sensible argument.[/quote] I agree! The b...

global warming is the devil. Jus sayin....

[quote]I dump my damn beans wherever the frick I want to. My tax dollars pay them criminals to clean it up.[/quote] Yup. And don't even git me started on the prisoners. If it weren't for the charity we display by spewing our shite here and yonder, there would be absoloutely no hooch or contraband...

[quote]They should let them dig. frick it. Next time I go to the stadium I'm gonna rip out my chair back and take it home. I might chip out a few bricks from the stadium too, It's my right.[/quote] I hear ya, Bubba! And if we don't stand up to these pussies now it's gonna get compeletly o...

[quote]Of course, I AM asking a lot. One of the south's few Land/Sea Grant institutions, and there's nobody there that can seem to get fricking grass to grow properly.[/quote] Perhaps it's because the agronomy department is selecting for the wrong traits (i.e. denisty, vigor, growth rate). Th...

[quote]We conquered the Indians. Partying and dancing on their graves is part of the spoils of war.[/quote] OK, I gotta admit - this was pretty funny!...

[quote]After meeting with LSU archaeologists and anthropologists this week, the administration decided to erect temporary fencing that would be removed after each football game day. [/quote] They better post a policeman and be prepared for a war, because there are a lot of jack-holes who will ...

[quote]Tailgating IS their life. It's "Pedal to the Metal" for those 7 home games a year and however many away games they attend. Obsessive-Compulsive NEED to drink before, during and after the game too. Can't do anything even remotely related to the game sober. That's against Louisiana Neanderneck ...

[quote]Better than having to buy wrapping paper and world's greatest chocolate![/quote] Yeah, that whole wrapping paper thing is a scam. The chocolate I like, especially the covered almonds....

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