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Does not compute: Your best and worst tech jokes
Posted on 5/2/17 at 9:30 pm
Posted on 5/2/17 at 9:30 pm
Post 'em if you got 'em.
There are only 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don’t.
A User Interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it's not very good.
I would tell you a UDP joke but you may not get it.
Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It’s a hardware problem.
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There are only 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don’t.
A User Interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it's not very good.
I would tell you a UDP joke but you may not get it.
Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It’s a hardware problem.
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worst tech jokes
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Posted on 5/2/17 at 9:55 pm to The Next
Posted on 5/2/17 at 10:40 pm to Bestbank Tiger
Somewhat related:
www.bash.org
www.bash.org
Posted on 5/3/17 at 12:18 am to TBCommish
Only if I can put on my robe and wizard hat.
Posted on 5/3/17 at 7:17 am to The Next
Not a joke, but "Byte me".
Posted on 5/3/17 at 8:03 am to The Next
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!
Posted on 5/3/17 at 8:33 am to The Next
There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet.
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:07 am to TBCommish
I wasted many an hour on bash years ago. Just wasted a few more. 
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:47 am to The Next
I like calling suspected user error or just someone doing some stupid in general an ID10T error.
"My ___________ isn't working! Why is this ________ always giving me problems?"
"Ah, must be an ID-10-T Error, let me take a look."
"My ___________ isn't working! Why is this ________ always giving me problems?"
"Ah, must be an ID-10-T Error, let me take a look."
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:48 am to The Next
I've been using "ID10T" a lot lately.
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:13 am to elprez00
I don't know about any of that, But my drink holder is broken.
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:32 am to The Next
If I'm ever on life support, unplug me. Then plug me back in, see if that works.
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:48 am to The Next
quote:
A User Interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it's not very good.
This here is just solid advice
Posted on 5/3/17 at 11:00 pm to Box Geauxrilla
What do you call a singing computer?
A-Dell.
A-Dell.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 12:45 am to The Next
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:16 am to The Next
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:19 pm to jefforize
Posted on 5/8/17 at 5:05 pm to TBCommish
Damn that brings back so many memories!
I was on IRC SO MUCH!
I was on IRC SO MUCH!
Posted on 5/8/17 at 8:47 pm to The Next
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