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Dad asked me to repair brother's computer, "It doesn't work."

Posted on 10/3/14 at 7:59 pm
Posted by ILikeLSUToo
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2008
18018 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 7:59 pm
I turn the fricker on this afternoon. Here's why it doesn't work:



I also found it funny that of the 7 desktop icons I could actually see, 5 of them are malware/crapware.

It's almost irresponsible of me to suggest a new computer, because of what it would become.

That's all. Carry on.
Posted by ellunchboxo
Gtown
Member since Feb 2009
18797 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:01 pm to
Your brother has a strong load.
Posted by Asgard Device
The Daedalus
Member since Apr 2011
11562 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:05 pm to
Is that Satan?
Posted by ILikeLSUToo
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2008
18018 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:05 pm to
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
73144 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:19 pm to
how did that computer get Ebola?
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18668 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:35 pm to
quote:

malware/crapware


Why is it that people with PC's feel the need to download that shite, but I have never had a problem with any of that since I bought a Mac?

I guess I know nothing about computers since I no longer have to defrag my hard drive and clear my cache every day...
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:41 pm to
quote:

I also found it funny that of the 7 desktop icons I could actually see, 5 of them are malware/crapware.


That got my attention too.

quote:

It's almost irresponsible of me to suggest a new computer, because of what it would become.


No kidding.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:42 pm to
quote:

I guess I know nothing about computers since I no longer have to defrag my hard drive and clear my cache every day...


I run Windows 7 and don't do either. Works like a charm.
Posted by Mr Gardoki
AL
Member since Apr 2010
27652 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:47 pm to
How are you related to him? That doesn't even make sense.
Posted by cdkline06
Denham Springs
Member since Nov 2011
217 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 9:08 pm to
Seriously, which one of you was adopted?
Posted by ILikeLSUToo
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2008
18018 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 10:10 pm to
quote:

Why is it that people with PC's feel the need to download that shite, but I have never had a problem with any of that since I bought a Mac?

I guess I know nothing about computers since I no longer have to defrag my hard drive and clear my cache every day...


Your trolling is bad, and you should feel bad.
Posted by ILikeLSUToo
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2008
18018 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 10:14 pm to
quote:

How are you related to him? That doesn't even make sense.



I only have half brothers, so maybe that explains it. But really, I just think my brothers are all just a tad too old to have been able to immerse themselves into technology at an early age. I'm the youngest of 5 boys. The second youngest is also fairly tech-oriented and owns a surveillance company.
Posted by Mr Gardoki
AL
Member since Apr 2010
27652 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 10:26 pm to
quote:

how did that computer get Ebola?

Good call
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18668 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 10:57 pm to
quote:

Your trolling is bad


These were actual comments I had in another thread.

Posted by Mr White
New Mexico
Member since Sep 2013
187 posts
Posted on 10/4/14 at 3:00 am to
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
125410 posts
Posted on 10/4/14 at 10:44 am to
quote:

Why is it that people with PC's feel the need to download that shite, but I have never had a problem with any of that since I bought a Mac?

I guess I know nothing about computers since I no longer have to defrag my hard drive and clear my cache every day...




Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45760 posts
Posted on 10/4/14 at 10:46 am to
quote:

I only have half brothers, so maybe that explains it. But really, I just think my brothers are all just a tad too old to have been able to immerse themselves into technology at an early age. I'm the youngest of 5 boys. The second youngest is also fairly tech-oriented and owns a surveillance company.
It's different in each family. I'm the oldest of four and my younger sibling's capabilities in just about any tech, if registered in geologic terms, would be conidered Pre-Cambrian.

I wanted to set up the family to have family meetings over video, so my mom and dad can see everyone, and you would have thought I was suggesting they put in a television production studio. I suggested Google Hangouts and the pushback at "having to learn how to operate a new program" was just too much for them.
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
39731 posts
Posted on 10/4/14 at 12:48 pm to
WTF is that?

Would it boot in safe mode?

I would actually have fun seeing if I could get all of that crap off.

Might as well just reformat unless he has something he needs.

As you said, no sense getting a new computer because he will click on any blinking add that tells him he needs to scan his PC.
Posted by ILikeLSUToo
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2008
18018 posts
Posted on 10/4/14 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

Would it boot in safe mode?


Maybe, but I'd have to find a VGA cable to connect to a spare monitor to navigate around since the panel is destroyed.

I looked at some of the internals today, and I'm guessing this laptop is about 10-11 years old. 512MB DDR 333MHz, IDE hard drive, legacy serial and parallel ports, single core Celeron M... My dad I could try to sell the parts, but this shite is so worthless that I've practically lost money just by taking a few minutes to look inside of the laptop. The memory is expandable to a gig, but what's the point? I'm guessing that my brother was so desperate to make this thing go faster that he googled "speed up my PC" and just downloaded everything.

I'll probably recommend that my dad get a 256gb SSD and a $299 cheapo notebook from best buy, and then I'll lock UAC down as much as possible.

quote:

I would actually have fun seeing if I could get all of that crap off.


There's no way I'd have the patience to perform any scans or uninstallations on that hard drive.
This post was edited on 10/4/14 at 1:42 pm
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
39731 posts
Posted on 10/4/14 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

There's no way I'd have the patience to perform any scans or uninstallations on that hard drive.


Well, since the system is so old there wouldn't be a point to it.

I don't need much patience. I just set it up near my tri-monitor setup and just look over every couple of hours to see if it is done.

One thing I love about SSDs is that virus and malware scans are so damn fast now.
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