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re: The 2014 Soccer Board 2 Chainz True arse, No Lie Awards*: Nominations

Posted on 12/12/14 at 2:14 pm to
Posted by BleedPurpleGold
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2005
18917 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 2:14 pm to
I'm actually going to have to think about it this year. The old guard of posters are slowly dying off. I don't know you young kids as well.
Posted by Stewie Griffin
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2005
16148 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 2:16 pm to
CLUB LEVEL
Best Team- Real Madrid
Most Entertaining Team- Real Madrid
Most Underrated Team- Atletico
Most Disappointing Team- Manchester United
Match of the Year- Arsenal 3-2 Hull City FA Cup Final
Manager of the Year- Simeone
Biggest Upset- MK Dons 4 Man U 0

INTERNATIONAL LEVEL
Best Team- Germany
Most Entertaining Team- Columbia
Most Underrated Team- Columbia
Most Disappointing Team- Brazil
Match of the Year- Brazil 1-7 Germany
Manager of the Year- Jorge Luis Pinto
Biggest Upset- Dutch 5-1 Spain (for its significance and surprise)

PLAYERS
Best Club Player- Ronaldo
Best International Player- Ha-mes
Most Underrated Player- Mueller
Most Overrated Player-David Luiz
Best Player Purchase- Alexis
Worst Player Purchase- David Luiz
Best Player Not Yet at a Big Club: Marco Reus? (define big club)
Best U-21 Player- Zelalem
Best Keeper- Tim fricking Howard
Best Defender: Lahm
Best Midfielder: Schweinsteiger
Best Forward- Ronaldo
Goal of the Year-Wilshere vs. Norwich

POSTERS
The Wenger (Most Intelligent)- wm72
The Ferguson (Tenured Poster that Never Goes Down Without a Fight)-
The Ferguson, MO (Topic that dominated the SB in 2014)- Cakes vs. Klinsy
The MLS All-Star (The Champion of the Soccer Board and Europe, Best All-Around Poster)- friendofOBUDan
The Leeds (The Poster You Want to Make a Comeback on the Board)- Leauxgan
The Donovan (Most Well-Liked Poster)- glassman
The Marquez (Most Disliked Poster)- TN Bhoy
The Chicharito (Best Poster from a Rival Club, But You Still Kinda Like Them)- WSE
The Morgan/Wambach/Torres (Best Female/???/Metro Poster)- n/a
The StuBear (Male Poster You Have a Man-Crush On or a Bromance With)- henderson
The Uno-Cero (Best Board Moment of the Year): Brooks goal
The Swagotelli (poster you feel could slay the most pu- er, pen-, uhh.. you know?)-
The Finn (Poster You Would Most Like to Get Slammed with While Watching Footy)- S
The Ultra (Poster That Will Inevitably Cost Us This Board One Day from Some Rampage)-
The Swansea (Best New Poster on the Board, Registered 2013 or Later)- no idea who is new
The Chastain (Dumbest Poster)- TN Bhoy
The Derby (Best Argument Series Between Posters) The original LD out thread


ETA I copied and edited RandySavage's post so I may have left some of his answers on accident...skipped the ones idk. My Arsenal biases are obvious and i'm okay with that.
This post was edited on 12/12/14 at 2:23 pm
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
125398 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

Best Player Not Yet at a Big Club- Raheem Sterling


Posted by BleedPurpleGold
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2005
18917 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 2:38 pm to
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Posted by TheZaba
FL
Member since Oct 2008
6181 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 2:44 pm to
We are a big club, we aren't a big club...I'm gonna need somebody to send me memos so I can keep up
Posted by BleedPurpleGold
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2005
18917 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 2:48 pm to
The bantz is the SB's Ebola. Its spreading from one thread to another and no one can stop it.

ITS DERBY WEEK BABY.

This post was edited on 12/12/14 at 2:49 pm
Posted by TheZaba
FL
Member since Oct 2008
6181 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 2:49 pm to
That's a great award name
Posted by WarSlamEagle
Manchester United Fan
Member since Sep 2011
24611 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 2:54 pm to
CLUB LEVEL
Best Team: Atletico Madrid, Real Madrid
Most Entertaining Team: Real Madrid, Olympique Marseille (since Bielsa took over)
Most Underrated Team: Roma, Southampton
Most Disappointing Team: Manchester United, Borussia Dortmund
Match of the Year: Chelsea 2, PSG 0 (2nd Leg, 2013-14 UCL Quarterfinals), Manchester City 2, Liverpool 0 (April 2014), Arsenal 3, Hull City 2 (2013-14 FA Cup Final)
Manager of the Year: Diego Simeone, Ben Olsen
Biggest Upset: MK Dons 4, Manchester United 0 (2014-15 Capital One Cup), TBD

INTERNATIONAL LEVEL
Best Team: Germany
Most Entertaining Team: Chile, Colombia, The Netherlands
Most Underrated Team: The Netherlands
Most Disappointing Team: Spain, England
Match of the Year: Brazil 1 (3), Chile 1 (2) (2014 FIFA World Cup Round of 16); Germany 7, Brazil 1 (2014 FIFA World Cup Semifinal)
Manager of the Year: Miguel Herrera, Jurgen Klinsmann
Biggest Upset: Chile 2, Spain 0 (2014 FIFA World Cup Group Stage); Costa Rica 1, Italy 0 (2014 FIFA World Cup Group Stage)

PLAYERS
Best Player: Cristiano Ronaldo, Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Worst Player: TBD
Most Underrated Player: Cesc Fabregas, Mehdi Benatia
Most Overrated Player: Manuel Neuer, TBD
Best Player Purchase: Cesc Fabregas (Chelsea), Angel Di Maria (Manchester United)
Worst Player Purchase: Mario Balotelli (Liverpool), Eddie Johnson (DC United)
Best Player Not Yet at a Big Club: Raheem Sterling, Juan Cuadrado
Best U-21 Player: Raheem Sterling, Romelu Lukaku
Best Keeper: Thibaut Courtois, Manuel Neuer
Best Defender: John Terry, Diego Godin, Phillip Lahm
Best Midfielder: Luka Modric
Best Forward: Cristiano Ronaldo, Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Goal of the Year: James Rodriguez's Volley vs. Uruguay, Robin van Persie's Header vs. Spain

POSTERS
The Wenger (Most Intelligent): RandySavage, Sheep
The Ferguson (Tenured Poster that Never Goes Down Without a Fight): StraightCashHomey21, TN Bhoy
The Ferguson, MO (Topic that dominated the SB in 2014): Landon Donovan vs. Jurgen Klinsmann
The MLS All-Star (The Champion of the Soccer Board and Europe, Best All-Around Poster): Sheep, joey barton
The Leeds (The Poster You Want to Make a Comeback on the Board): nickhole5, Leauxgan, Tweezy
The Donovan (Most Well-Liked Poster): WarSlamEagle, glassman
The Marquez (Most Disliked Poster): Senora Ramos, TN Bhoy
The Aguero (Best Poster from a Rival Club, But You Still Kinda Like Them): PTBob, BleedPurpleGold
The Morgan/Wambach/Torres (Best Female/???/Metro Poster): thenry712
The StuBear (Male Poster You Have a Man-Crush On or a Bromance With)
The Uno-Cero (Best Board Moment of the Year): John Anthony Brooks' Goal vs. Ghana, Mexico's Almost Meltdown + Zusi's Goal, The USMNT WC Roster Release Day
The Swagotelli (poster you feel could slay the most pu- er, pen-, uhh.. you know?): S
The Finn (Poster You Would Most Like to Get Slammed with While Watching Footy)
The Swansea (Best New Poster on the Board, Registered 2013 or Later): PeepleHeppinBidness
The Chastain (Dumbest Poster): cwil177, TN Bhoy, Dalosaqy, mynamebowl
The Derby (Best Argument Series Between Posters): StraightCashHomey21 vs. Liverpool Fans on Spending, StraightCashHomey21 vs. Manchester City Fans on Attendance, Broski + VKC vs. The Anti-Donovanites
This post was edited on 12/12/14 at 4:01 pm
Posted by jackwoods4
Member since Sep 2013
28667 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 3:08 pm to
I left some of the poster categories unfilled because I'm still relatively new to this board.

CLUB LEVEL
Best Team: Atletico Madrid
Most Entertaining Team: Manchester United
Most Underrated Team: Villarreal
Most Disappointing Team: Chelsea (For the end of last season)
Match of the Year: Chelsea/PSG (Second Leg)
Manager of the Year: David Moyes
Biggest Upset: MK Dons 4, Manchester United 0 (2014-15 Capital One Cup)

INTERNATIONAL LEVEL
Best Team: Germany
Most Entertaining Team: Colombia
Most Underrated Team: Costa Rica
Most Disappointing Team: Spain
Match of the Year: Brazil 1 (3), Chile 1 (2) (2014 FIFA World Cup Round of 16)
Manager of the Year: Wet Herrera
Biggest Upset: Netherlands Over Spain

PLAYERS
Best Player: Cristiano Ronaldo/Lahm
Worst Player: Glen Johnson/Dejan Lovren
Most Underrated Player: Azpilicueta
Most Overrated Player: David Luiz
Best Player Purchase: Nemanja Matic and it isn't even close (Chelsea)
Worst Player Purchase: David Luiz
Best Player Not Yet at a Big Club: Memphis Depay
Best U-21 Player: Depay
Best Keeper: Neuer
Best Defender: Cezar Azpilicueta
Best Midfielder: Matic
Best Forward: Cristiano Ronaldo
Goal of the Year: Wilshere vs. Norwich
Slippy G Award: Steven Gerrard
Back-pass of the Year: Steven Gerrard (vs Uruguay)

POSTERS
The Wenger (Most Intelligent): N/A
The Ferguson (Tenured Poster that Never Goes Down Without a Fight): StraightCashHomey21
The Ferguson, MO (Topic that dominated the SB in 2014): Landon Donovan vs. Jurgen Klinsmann
The MLS All-Star (The Champion of the Soccer Board and Europe, Best All-Around Poster): S
The Leeds (The Poster You Want to Make a Comeback on the Board): N/A
The Donovan (Most Well-Liked Poster): S
The Aguero (Best Poster from a Rival Club, But You Still Kinda Like Them): SCH/cwil
The StuBear (Male Poster You Have a Man-Crush On or a Bromance With) N/A
The Uno-Cero (Best Board Moment of the Year): John Anthony Brooks' Goal vs. Ghana, Mexico's Almost Meltdown + Zusi's Goal, The USMNT WC Roster Release Day
The Swansea (Best New Poster on the Board, Registered 2013 or Later) ME
The Derby (Best Argument Series Between Posters): Every single poster arguing that the SPL is irrelevant with TN Bhoy
This post was edited on 12/12/14 at 3:12 pm
Posted by WarSlamEagle
Manchester United Fan
Member since Sep 2011
24611 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 3:13 pm to
to all who have sent in their full nominations this afternoon. OP should be updated with all the choices so far.

Jackwoods4, I really like your Depay nomination. Wish I would've thought of that one.
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
28429 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 3:20 pm to
quote:

Am I in your head?


Classic broski

quote:

The Aguero (Best Poster from a Rival Club, But You Still Kinda Like Them): SCH/cwil


A Chelsea fan likes me?

But but but Randy thinks I'm dumb
This post was edited on 12/12/14 at 3:27 pm
Posted by Dijkstra
Michael J. Fox's location in time.
Member since Sep 2007
8738 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

Best U-21 Player: Raheem Sterling

quote:

The Derby (Best Argument Series Between Posters): StraightCashHomey21 vs. Liverpool Fans on Spending, StraightCashHomey21 vs. Manchester City Fans on Attendance, Broski + VKC vs. The Anti-Donovanites, TN Bhoy vs. Everyone on the SPL


I got a good laugh out of these. It's going to be hard to figure out my choices.
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
70855 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

Classic broski


Well we know who your vote for worst poster is.

#GameOver
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
70855 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

Mexico's Almost Meltdown + Zusi's Goal


The pure disappointment that was had on this board when Zusi headed that in would run away with "biggest board moment" if Brooks didn't dickslap Ghana.

I want to go back and find that thread because it was hilarious.
Posted by Dijkstra
Michael J. Fox's location in time.
Member since Sep 2007
8738 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

I want to go back and find that thread because it was hilarious.


I've never seen so many fans actively cheering against their team as I did that day. The resulting groveling from Mexico fans for a few days after was glorious.
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
36311 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 3:44 pm to
That a regular like myself can't be nominated is a testament to how far I've fallen.

In other news, I'm porking a chick and she insists on no anal. How do I get anal? Thanks.
Posted by LSU316
Rice and Easy Baby!!!
Member since Nov 2007
29287 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

Best U-21 Player: Raheem Sterling, Romelu Lukaku


I didn't realize Lukaku was so young. The dude looks about 30 on the pitch.

quote:

Most Overrated Player: Manuel Neuer, TBD
Best Keeper: Thibaut Courtois, Manuel Neuer


I'm lost your best keeper is also a potential for most overrated player? Seems weird.
Posted by Bigpoppat
Drinking a Manhattan
Member since Oct 2008
9213 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 3:57 pm to
Sergio Ramos should be nominated for most overrated
Posted by LSU316
Rice and Easy Baby!!!
Member since Nov 2007
29287 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 3:59 pm to
quote:

Sergio Ramos should be nominated for most overrated


Hard to argue that. Varane, Carvajal, and Marcelo have really picked up some slack for him and Pepe at times. Although as of late Ramos has picked it up a little bit.
Posted by WarSlamEagle
Manchester United Fan
Member since Sep 2011
24611 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

I'm lost your best keeper is also a potential for most overrated player? Seems weird.


The Neuer nomination was not mine. The bold ones were mine. I just did it this way to make sure I didn't repeat any of Randy's.
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