-City hasn't lost yet in EPL play. 5-1-0 at home and 2-3-0 on the road. Granted they have only played 11 games but still, WE'RE THE ONLY UNDEFEATED SQUAD BITCHES.
-In Champions League play, City joins Dinamo Zagreb, Montpellier Herault, FC Nordsjælland, and LOSC Lille in a rare crowd. They have no wins.
-City, however, are the 'cream of the crap' with 2 points in group play. The rest have 1 or 0. SILVER LININGS BABY!
-Dzeko, Tevez, and the Kun have a combined 13 goals in EPL play. What does that mean? Who knows.
-City are sitting atop the EPL with 25 points as of today