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Thank god. Santa Claus is now a homo in an interracial relationship

Posted on 3/29/17 at 10:53 am
Posted by blueboy
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 10:53 am
Seriously, if you really ask yourself and explore all of the possible explanations as to why someone would write this shite, the only answer you're left with is "to attack and erode western civilization."
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A new picture book will depict Santa as a gay man in an interracial relationship, publisher Harper Design confirmed Tuesday.

The book, Santa’s Husband, goes on sale Oct. 10 and tells the story of a black Santa Claus and his white husband who both live in the North Pole. Santa’s spouse frequently fills in for his husband at malls, according to a description of the book Harper Design provided to TIME.

Daniel Kibblesmith, who is a staff writer for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and co-author of How to Win at Everything, penned the parody children’s book after tweeting in December that he would only tell his future child Santa was black. “If they see a white one, we’ll say ‘That’s his husband,’” Kibblesmith wrote.

A photo Kibblesmith tweeted Tuesday of the book’s original concept art shows the couple, both wearing Santa suits, looking dreamingly into each other’s eyes.

Harper Design said the book is meant for all ages.
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I've never cared about black Santas, but I think it's hilarious for some jerkoff to vow to tell his kids than "Santa is black and if they see a white one, we'll say that's his husband. Yeah! Liberalism checkmate!!!"

These are the people who think they're smarter than you, folks.
Posted by 10888bge
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Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 10:55 am to
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These are the people who think they're smarter than you, folks.


well he is going to make money off of this and I'm not, so...
Posted by udtiger
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 10:56 am to


My kids don't even believe in Santa anymore and they will say this is bullshite.
Posted by UPT
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 10:56 am to
Some people eat bugs.
Posted by dr smartass phd
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 10:56 am to
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A new picture book will depict Santa as a gay man in an interracial relationship, publisher Harper Design confirmed Tuesday.


Posted by The Baker
This is fine.
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 10:57 am to
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Posted by NIH
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 10:58 am to
quote:

s "to attack and erode western civilization."


If you dropped a foreigner with no clue about American media onto a couch and made him watch American TV for two weeks, he'd swear that 50% of the population was black or minority and 20-30% gay.
Posted by noonan
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 10:58 am to
So are women going to champion this or be pissed about the attempt to write out Mrs. Claus?
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 10:59 am to
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Jamarcus Russell made more money than you too.



...not exactly comparable

Posted by 10888bge
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 11:00 am to
Real talk here? Why do you care about a made up figure to begin with? The dude is fantasy, like unicorns that shite money. Does it bruise your delicate sensibilities that a made up thing is presented in a different made up way?
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 11:01 am to
Now this is some appropriation.

Just shut up about appropriation going forward liberals. This ends your crying about it.

Do not care about gay black santa though. It's dumb but whatever.
Posted by The Baker
This is fine.
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 11:01 am to
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This post was edited on 1/10/21 at 7:30 pm
Posted by noonan
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Member since Aug 2005
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 11:02 am to
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Santa is black and if they see a white one, we'll say that's his husband


What if his kid sees an Asian Santa or a Hispanic Santa? He's gonna have one confused kid.

Why not just tell your kid that sometimes Santa is black and sometimes he's white or whatever? Because he's magical and can do that.
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 11:02 am to
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Sure it is.

Making more money = higher IQ


Not what I was implying

making money off an idea does demonstrate a certain amount of intelligence

making money off one's physical abilities does not


Posted by Machine
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 11:03 am to
my advice would be not read it. its easy to avoid stupid shite you don't want to see. i've successfully avoided the bible for years.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 11:03 am to
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well he is going to make money off of this and I'm not, so...


frick, is Trump a genius again? I can't keep up this shite.
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 11:04 am to
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frick, is Trump a genius again? I can't keep up this shite.


Trump is very intelligent...yes
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 11:09 am to
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well he is going to make money off of this and I'm not, so...
I really doubt this will be on the best seller list.

And Pablo Escobar made a lot of money. How'd that go for him?



Hitler had his own mountain party chalet.
Posted by udtiger
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 11:09 am to
quote:

he'd swear that 50% of the population was black or minority and 20-30% gay


I think you are WAYYYYY under on this.
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