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N. Korea 'on standby to launch' into U.S. Mainland

Posted on 8/12/17 at 1:36 pm
Posted by GEAUXmedic
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Posted on 8/12/17 at 1:36 pm
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North Korea took its turn Saturday in the country’s escalating, back-and-fourth with President Trump with the state-run newspaper saying leader Kim Jung Un’s revolutionary army is “capable of fighting any war the U.S. wants.”

The assertion was made in an editorial that also states the Paektusan army is now “on the standby to launch fire into its mainland, waiting for an order of final attack."
Posted by BeeFense5
Kenner
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Posted on 8/12/17 at 1:37 pm to
Get that out of here, whites are having a rally and the president spends money on vacation!!!
Posted by Bunyan
He/Him
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Posted on 8/12/17 at 1:37 pm to
Try your luck Kim
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 8/12/17 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

Paektusan army

What is that?
Posted by LSUTIGER in TEXAS
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Posted on 8/12/17 at 1:38 pm to
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
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Posted on 8/12/17 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

order of final attack


Pretty telling acknowledgement.
Posted by auggie
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Posted on 8/12/17 at 1:40 pm to
Well, Maine is sparsely populated.
Posted by PsychTiger
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Posted on 8/12/17 at 1:41 pm to
Someone's upset he is no longer the lead news story on TV.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 8/12/17 at 1:43 pm to
SHOW US YOUR DONG KIM!!!
Posted by OchoDedos
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Posted on 8/12/17 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

Kim Jung Un’s revolutionary army is “capable of fighting any war the U.S. wants


Proof that Big Mac's and KFC causes irreversible dain bramage.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 8/12/17 at 1:45 pm to
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Well, Maine is sparsely populated.



He probably confused the Portlands in Washington and Oregon for the one in Maine.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 8/12/17 at 1:45 pm to
He's only threatened us with his little SONG so far.
Posted by beebefootballfan
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 8/12/17 at 1:45 pm to
So threatening to blow up Guam didn't work, let's see what happens when we threaten the mainland.

Kim isn't going to do crap
Posted by VolInBavaria
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Posted on 8/12/17 at 1:45 pm to
That pussy won't do it
Posted by alphaandomega
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Posted on 8/12/17 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

quote:
order of final attack


Pretty telling acknowledgement.




Yeah thats what I was thinking. They launch something towards Guam, Alaska, or the west coast and North Korea will be a smoldering pile of ash.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 8/12/17 at 1:47 pm to
I'm really worried he's hiding the big dong from us. Like pulls it out at the last minute and it's huge
Posted by PsychTiger
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99127 posts
Posted on 8/12/17 at 1:49 pm to
Maybe huge by Asian standards.
Posted by Xenophon
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Posted on 8/12/17 at 1:49 pm to
On a list of shite that will actually ever happen, that includes NK nuking the US and CNN becoming an actual news organization, CNN has 1M to 1 odds of happening before the other.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 8/12/17 at 1:51 pm to
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Maybe huge by Asian standards.


It could be huge for an ant's standards but I don't want it anywhere near my arse.
Posted by GEAUXmedic
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Posted on 8/12/17 at 1:52 pm to
I researched a little and want to clarify.. when NK says mainland they still mean Guam. Idk why.
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