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Melania or Ivanka? Who's Hotter?

Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:01 am
Posted by KCT
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Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:01 am
Maybe a little unfair, because Melania is 11-12 years older. Personally, I think she's very competitive with her younger stepdaughter. She must be, because I had never consciously thought about Melania being her stepmother. Seems more like an older sister.
Posted by EKG
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Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:02 am to
They're both stunning, in completely different ways.
Posted by ChexMix
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Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:03 am to
I am gonna have to see both naked before I make my judgments


Also, no pic = DV
Posted by Janky
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Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:05 am to
Hillary
Posted by ChexMix
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Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:09 am to


This post was edited on 5/20/17 at 9:12 am
Posted by AUbused
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Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:10 am to
Ivanka is otherworldly gorgeous. Easy one for me.
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:12 am to
They're both stunning and attractive in different ways.


Melania is the epitome of elegance and beauty, especially for a woman her age. The kind of lady any man would kill to have on his arm at a New Year's ball.

Ivanka is straight up hawt. The kind of smoking hot babe any man would kill to have on his arm walking down the beach.
Posted by germandawg
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:17 am to
quote:

Maybe a little unfair, because Melania is 11-12 years older. Personally, I think she's very competitive with her younger stepdaughter. She must be, because I had never consciously thought about Melania being her stepmother. Seems more like an older sister.




For about 400 Euro you can sleep with your choice of women better looking than either one in Prague.

The wife especially looks like an iron curtain prostitute.....seriously.....Prague, Budapest, any town in Poland....they all have thousands of prostitutes that look exactly like or even better than the first lady who can be yours for about $400 now with European currencies like they are...

Seriously, if you are a punter and haven't been to Eastern Europe you are missing out....that iron curtain poon is friggin amazing....
Posted by duggieblue
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Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:20 am to
Ivanka!!!!
Posted by TrueTiger
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Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:20 am to
Now this is the kind of information that we need from you,

much better than your usual stuff
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:22 am to
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For about 400 Euro you can sleep with your choice of women better looking than either one in Prague. 

I can go to any ghetto in America and for about 20 bucks sleep with one that looks as good as Mooch Obama.
Posted by theunknownknight
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Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:23 am to
Melania In her prime easily.

Ivanka is hot, but her neck is too long.
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51805 posts
Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:24 am to
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The wife especially looks like an iron curtain prostitute.



At least she doesn't look like a cross between Bigfoot and the Godzilla.
Posted by germandawg
Member since Sep 2012
14135 posts
Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:26 am to
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I can go to any ghetto in America and for about 20 bucks sleep with one that looks as good as Mooch Obama.



Well there you go my friend...each to his own!
Posted by Rakim
Member since Nov 2015
9954 posts
Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:28 am to
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Ivanka is hot, but her neck is too long.


SOB

You're right but but but

I love her
Posted by DabosDynasty
Member since Apr 2017
5179 posts
Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:31 am to
Ivanka. Melania is certainly beautiful, but as you noted 11-12 years more miles on her.
Posted by SirWinston
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Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:39 am to
Melania is hotter factoring in age
Posted by Zach
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Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:55 am to
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Melania is hotter factoring in age


This. I thought Linda Rondstadt was the prettiest 20 year old singer ever. By the time she hit 40 it looked more like 40 hit her.
Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
38911 posts
Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:56 am to
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The wife especially looks like an iron curtain prostitute.....seriously...


I honestly feel sorry for you.
Posted by mmcgrath
Indianapolis
Member since Feb 2010
35391 posts
Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:57 am to
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Ivanka is hot, but her neck is too long.
And her head is about half the size it should be.
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