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re: Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship

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Posted by KeyserSoze999
Member since Dec 2009
10608 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 8:29 am to
quote:

unable to pick up the large 230-pound man


Posted by conservativewifeymom
Mid Atlantic
Member since Oct 2012
12009 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 8:29 am to
Hilarious! Had to check the source 'cause, even in this day and age, it seemed a bit over the top.
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
10897 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 8:33 am to
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That's it. We're fricked as a society.


We can't even have fricking T-ball anymore.


You can thank your local Libitard for that. and all their you can be whatever you want to be bullshite.
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
24697 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 8:34 am to
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The Babylon Bee: The Onion for people who aren't good at spotting this stuff.


Hey, I've just come to expect the unexpected these days.

Lots of crazy weird things happening out there, ya know. Would you have thought that this dude competing in women's track would be thought of as satire 15 years ago? I know, right?

Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
50316 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 8:37 am to
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68446 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 8:43 am to
I dont know whats worse, this young man sucked so bad at track that he competed against the young ladies

whats class M in conn? is that the lowest because there were other young ladies in the other classes or divisions that ran faster than this guy.
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
18129 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 8:44 am to
Another article
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Bill Clinton Calls Mike Pence’s Strict Marital Practices ‘Excessive’
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 8:46 am to
I get a kick out of people blaming the rest of the world for their inability to spot satire.
Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
20389 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 8:58 am to
Is that a photo of the guy? is this real I expected him to look like fricking Sling Blade or Mice and Men type, you know.

I think if i was a kid there my dad would punch that "kid" in the face.
Posted by GurleyGirl
Georgia
Member since Nov 2015
13163 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:03 am to
I identify as Jennifer Lawrence and I'm confidently awaiting my next movie contract.


This post was edited on 6/7/17 at 9:04 am
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
58857 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:04 am to
Genius.... I'm doing this. I will now proceed to dominate the local peewee football league next season. Thanks for paving the way Nate. You're fearless, and quite the pioneer. .
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:08 am to
I really don't understand why the parents of the other children let them go onto the field to "compete.

This particular situation is absolutely life threatening to the other kids.

How does one "identify as a 6 yr old? If they were actually at a 6 yr old level, how would they tell you that, specifically? And if they are able to articulate that and be specific, then their level of thinking is above that age.

Until others stand up and say no, it will.go on. You have yo make it where it is effecting the majority of the kids, ie...games cancelled because of forfeits, before the assclown stop this shite.

And any parents out there that disagree, frick you. Your kid has a cock he plays w boys. Or whatever category is made up
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:22 am to
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The Babylon Bee is a similar site to the Onion. It usually centers around Christian culture.



Some of their stuff is spot on:

quote:

U.S.—New York-based publisher Hachette Book Group on Monday issued a safety recall for all copies of recently published Joel Osteen book Think Better, Live Better, citing reports that the inspirational work was disseminating large, unsafe quantities of blatant word-faith heresy. “We urge anyone who purchased any copies of Osteen’s new book between its release on October 4 and today to immediately cease using the faulty copies, and contact the retail outlet where it was purchased for replacement,” a publisher representative said. “All copies of the book seem to be affected, exposing readers to dangerous levels of unhealthy faux Christianity.”


Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:24 am to
People still seriously replying is disappointing
Posted by LordoftheManor
Member since Jul 2006
8371 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:26 am to
This is a fake article folks. Turn on the sarcasm meter will ya?
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
24697 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:31 am to
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I get a kick out of people blaming the rest of the world for their inability to spot satire.


I'm happy for you, but you didn't answer my question.
This post was edited on 6/7/17 at 9:34 am
Posted by hawkeye007
Member since Feb 2010
5844 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:35 am to
i don't have enough up votes for this.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105397 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:39 am to
Posted by Quidam65
Q Continuum
Member since Jun 2010
19307 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:42 am to
Another good one (sadly some church probably WILL try this):

"Church Sees 40% Increase In Giving After Putting Ushers On Commission"
Posted by Quidam65
Q Continuum
Member since Jun 2010
19307 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 9:44 am to
Here's one that maybe we should actually implement:

"Dave Ramsey Puts Federal Government On Strict Envelope Budget Plan"
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