re: Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship

To all those asking if this is real... It literally says attached the bottom of the page


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all their you can be whatever you want to be bullshite.

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"you don't have to change a thing, the world could change its heart"

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Is this real?

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I really don't understand why the parents of the other children let them go onto the field to "compete.

This particular situation is absolutely life threatening to the other kids.

How does one "identify as a 6 yr old? If they were actually at a 6 yr old level, how would they tell you that, specifically? And if they are able to articulate that and be specific, then their level of thinking is above that age.

Until others stand up and say no, it will.go on. You have yo make it where it is effecting the majority of the kids, ie...games cancelled because of forfeits, before the assclown stop this shite.

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These are all great questions. I'm sure other news sources will pick up on this story soon and dig into just how the hell this was allowed to happen. They are lucky a child wasn't hurt or even killed on the field. I think law enforcement is actually involved so maybe that's why we don't have more information yet. Stay tuned though - this story is really going to blow up.

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"you don't have to change a thing, the world could change its heart"

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The "World" doesn't have a heart, It's just got a bunch of stupid people with shite for common sense.

So proud of little Nate!!

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AUBURN, CA—Local 36-year-old man Nate Ripley, who identifies as a six-year-old, “absolutely crushed” a game-winning homer at a local tee-ball game and won the championship for his team Monday evening, reports confirmed.

Ripley reportedly walked up to the plate in the bottom of the 6th, pointed his bat toward the left-field wall looming 130 feet in the distance, and let her rip, sending the ball rocketing over the fence and into a parking lot as the fans cheered and his coach yelled out, “Attaboy, Nate! Good job, bud!”

His team, the Lil’ Padres, attempted to hoist him up on their shoulders in celebration of their great victory over the favored Tiny Tigers, but were unable to pick up the large 230-pound man.

Ripley’s feat comes at the end of a momentous tee-ball season, in which the self-identified six-year-old absolutely shattered every record set prior to that point. With a 1.000 batting average, 52 home runs, and an incredible showing at first base, second base, shortstop, third base, and pitcher, the man is being called an inspiration to other six-year-olds everywhere.

“I’m just proud to be here with my team. It’s all for the love of the game,” an emotional Ripley told reporters while enjoying an orange slice and juice box after the championship. “I couldn’t have done it without my team.”

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So at age 58 there's a chance I could go back and relive my grade school's 3rd grade dodge ball tourney, when I dropped the ball and cost my team the championship.

I use to sling the football a quarter mile.
If coach ever put me in I could have won state