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re: Jerry Falwell, Jr: Trump offered me job as Secretary of Education

Posted on 2/1/17 at 2:29 pm to
Posted by buckeye_vol
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 2/1/17 at 2:29 pm to
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We have found cuneiform tablets with the creation story in this area that date to about the time of creation
I'm going to need to see a link to these tablets with these stories.

Edit: I just realized that this was from November, and I commented in it then.
This post was edited on 2/1/17 at 2:32 pm
Posted by buckeye_vol
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 2/1/17 at 2:32 pm to
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which is a theory meaning it isn't true)
I see you're trolling now.
Posted by el Gaucho
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Posted on 2/1/17 at 2:36 pm to
Proof of creation

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One of those scholars, as a result of this revelation of a new creation tablet that was even earlier than Moses, declared ‘It looks like we’ve got to forget the “P” document.’ Now the ‘P’ document is the ‘Priestly’ document that supposedly dates to the time of Ezra. The argument used to be that the creation story did not come into the Pentateuch (the records of Moses) until the time of Ezra—that Moses could not have had it. But in fact we not only find that Moses could have had it but that it was known even earlier than the time of Moses.


Being that it was before Moses means it's more than 5000 years old and carbon-14 dating reveals that the earth is only 6-7000 years old. Considering that people lived to be 800 years old due to the elevated oxygen levels and lower disease prevalence there's a good chance that at the time of the tablet's writing, there were people who could've conversed with Adam and Eve firsthand

I think it's ironic that atheists speculate that they evolved from monkeys (which is probably true) while Christians know that they were special made in God's own image
Posted by Goldrush25
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Posted on 2/1/17 at 2:38 pm to
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el Gaucho


Do you believe that dinosaurs existed?
Posted by skrayper
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Posted on 2/1/17 at 2:40 pm to
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The cradle of civilization was in between the Tigris and Euphrates river and built upon the ruins of the garden of Eden. We have found cuneiform tablets with the creation story in this area that date to about the time of creation


Are you serious?



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Plus we found the remains of Noah's ark on mount Sinai that were preserved by the salt and elevation.


Uh, no we haven't.

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And the pharoahs chariots were found on the bottom of the Red Sea because cedar doesn't really rot


This was an article by World News Daily Report. It's is patently false. They are a satire site.
Posted by el Gaucho
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Posted on 2/1/17 at 2:41 pm to
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Do you believe that dinosaurs existed?

Yes. They're mentioned in Genesis but Noah didn't bring any reptiles on the ark
Posted by skrayper
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Posted on 2/1/17 at 2:50 pm to
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carbon-14 dating reveals that the earth is only 6-7000 years old


No.

No, it does not.

No, no, no.

Do you live in Kansas?
Posted by boomertoomer
Member since Dec 2016
451 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 3:00 pm to
yep
Posted by boomertoomer
Member since Dec 2016
451 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 3:07 pm to
'SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE"is mentioned in only one document, "the communist manifesto" by karl marx....the constitution makes no mention of separation....you liberal, atheist retards are reprobates, simple....evolution has long been disproven by routine DNA tests....depraved minds can't think straight
Posted by boomertoomer
Member since Dec 2016
451 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 3:09 pm to
doing your homework, i see...good job
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Yes. They're mentioned in Genesis but Noah didn't bring any reptiles on the ark

Posted by el Gaucho
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Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 2/1/17 at 3:27 pm to
Obviously because God was still mad at them for tricking eve in the garden
Posted by Loserman
Member since Sep 2007
21874 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 3:34 pm to
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So, the answer for substandard education in isolated areas was to make it suck nationwide... Ah, liberals. Spreading misery equally.



Equality of outcome.
They don't care if the outcome is shite just so long as it's equal.

Obama when asked if He would raise tax on capital gains even if it ended up raising less revenue said, "Yes for fairness"

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