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Incidence of homosexuality linked to paternal diet of ancestors

Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:34 pm
Posted by Powerman
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Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:34 pm
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Turns out that there is some evidence to support that what a man eats can increase the chances of their offspring being gay. Ironically as it turns out, most of these things are southern classics.

Grits, sweet tea, chicken fried steak, cornbread.

Guess that explains all the low down brothas in Atlanta.

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The prospective cohort study, published in Nature Medicine, followed 15,000 volunteers for 30 years to determine the influence of parental diet on the development of childhood illnesses.

Although the study did find some connection between the maternal intake of sugar during pregnancy and childhood obesity, the most surprising finding was that fathers who ate grits had a much greater chance of having a gay child.
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:36 pm to
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Grits, sweet tea, chicken fried steak, cornbread.


I'm heterosexual as frick and I love all these things and eat/drink the hell out of them.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68069 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:37 pm to
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Grits, sweet tea, chicken fried steak, cornbread.


I hope this study is unimpeachable because I've never been a fan of or eaten much of that. In fact, I hate grits.

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to determine the influence of parental diet on the development of childhood illnesses.
the most surprising finding was that fathers who ate grits had a much greater chance of having a gay child.


This post was edited on 10/20/14 at 9:40 pm
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:37 pm to
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I'm heterosexual as frick and I love all these things and eat/drink the hell out of them.



Your son is gonna be a peter puffer
Posted by 03GeeTee
Oklahomastan
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:37 pm to
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I'm heterosexual as frick and I love all these things and eat/drink the hell out of them


Sorry about your future gay son
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:39 pm to
It's from the Daily Currant

Not sure if OP is stupid, trolling, or joking.
Posted by DevilDogTiger
RTWFY!
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:40 pm to
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the scientists discovered that chemical processing of grits creates a substance called homotonin


Homotonin... The writing was on the wall
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:40 pm to


Time to cut back then. I'm cool with the gays but I'd like to avoid it happening in my family and flesh and blood grandkids would be nice.
Posted by mmcgrath
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Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:42 pm to
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After investigating further, the scientists discovered that chemical processing of grits creates a substance called homotonin, which acts as a free radical inside a man’s testes and damages his sperm’s DNA.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:42 pm to
homototin?
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
162209 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:42 pm to
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I'm heterosexual as frick and I love all these things and eat/drink the hell out of them.

It won't make YOU gay, it just increases the chances of your kid being gay.

It might hurt your reading comprehension ability though.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40101 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:43 pm to
Well now we know.

Outlaw grits and solve the ghey problem
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
162209 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:43 pm to
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Not sure if OP is stupid, trolling, or joking.

Shhh!
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40101 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:44 pm to
This is satire right?
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:44 pm to
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Time to cut back then. I'm cool with the gays but I'd like to avoid it happening in my family and flesh and blood grandkids would be nice.



Nothing against them either. I just can't picture having Christmas dinner with my son holding mistletoe over Toddy's head
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
162209 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:44 pm to
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homototin?

I intentionally left that out of the post to not tip people off.

Damn
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
162209 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:45 pm to
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Nothing against them either. I just can't picture having Christmas dinner with my son holding mistletoe over Toddy's head

I think OM is done going in dry on you after last week...
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40101 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:46 pm to
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Nothing against them either. I just can't picture having Christmas dinner with my son holding mistletoe over Toddy's head


yeah having Ole Miss fans in the family is never good
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62395 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:47 pm to
Well, shite...my whole family must be gay, including me. Yikes! We need a Nutritional gay czar. Maybe that guy from Sweating to the oldies..
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118711 posts
Posted on 10/20/14 at 9:47 pm to
I'm going to keep "homototin" in the repertoire. Maybe 20% of my friends will get it.
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