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First annual Trump Derangement Syndrome Online Therapy session starts now
Posted on 3/18/17 at 12:12 pm
Posted on 3/18/17 at 12:12 pm
Dr Pimp (as far as you know) and his many Zurich-trained "associates" are here to offer you the guidance and acceptance you seek so desperately in dealing with your TDS. This is a SAFE space.
Tell Dr Pimp (as far as you know) about your pain....
Tell Dr Pimp (as far as you know) about your pain....
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Posted on 3/18/17 at 12:40 pm to Lsupimp
Ok I see some of you are hesitant and need to build trust with Dr. Pimp. Let's start with an trust-building affirmation:
I am a special little snowflake, yes I am. Wherever I melt, it is a special little melt and my special little melt-melt is more powerful than a million Mean Nazi Donnies.
Ok. Now that is out of the way, let's get started. Ask away. We have a team of trained specialists standing by. Don't all rush in at once....
I am a special little snowflake, yes I am. Wherever I melt, it is a special little melt and my special little melt-melt is more powerful than a million Mean Nazi Donnies.
Ok. Now that is out of the way, let's get started. Ask away. We have a team of trained specialists standing by. Don't all rush in at once....
Posted on 3/18/17 at 12:55 pm to Lsupimp
Dr. Pimp, I heard that Trump is literally Hitler. I'm no history buff, but I've heard some things about Hitler that made think he's not a very nice person. Should I be scared of President Trump? I'm very worried and am losing a lot of sleep.
This post was edited on 3/18/17 at 1:14 pm
Posted on 3/18/17 at 12:56 pm to Lsupimp
Posted on 3/18/17 at 1:06 pm to Dale51
Excellent question Dale. You see Trump is not literally Hitler. That would be impossible. And although there is much about Hitler for Progressives to admire (his late-late-late post-birth- term position on abortion for instance) he is not nearly the global threat that Donald J. Trump is. Donald J. Trump has admitted publicly to "grabbing the pussy" after all. So yes you should be scared.
The issue Dale, is how do we choose to deal with this fear. And my aim here is to help you deal with this productively. Losing sleep can be an early sign of the onset of Trump Derangement Syndrome.
The issue Dale, is how do we choose to deal with this fear. And my aim here is to help you deal with this productively. Losing sleep can be an early sign of the onset of Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Posted on 3/18/17 at 1:12 pm to Lsupimp
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Excellent question Dale. You see Trump is not literally Hitler. That would be impossible. And although there is much about Hitler for Progressives to admire (his late-late-late post-birth- term position on abortion for instance) he is not nearly the global threat that Donald J. Trump is. Donald J. Trump has admitted publicly to "grabbing the pussy" after all. So yes you should be scared. The issue Dale, is how do we choose to deal with this fear. And my aim here is to help you deal with this productively. Losing sleep can be an early sign of the onset of Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Thank you Dr. Pimp! I feel a bit better, but are you 100% sure that Trump is not literally Hitler, because I've heard that he is from some very educated people who have gone to college?
Right now, I'm trying to deal with my fear and sleeplessness by drinking heavily. It seems to work sometimes...but other times, not so much. Should I drink more...or just drink about the same amount faster?
This post was edited on 3/18/17 at 1:15 pm
Posted on 3/18/17 at 1:16 pm to Wolfhound45
Man if we could get a fark of some of those curling dudes scrubbing the ice right in front of the duck while he slides.. Gold
Posted on 3/18/17 at 1:21 pm to Dale51
I assure you he is not "literally" Hitler. He is "figuratively" Hitler, or even "one billion hot burning suns worse than Hitler" (as I usually say) but he is not literally Hitler. He may literally be Satan or an unspecified ancient Pagan evil entity though. Although my research is inconclusive.
Drinking fluids is a vital step to fending off TDS. I recommend water and only triple-oxidated water that has been sourced locally, and with an eye on helping the indigenous people of your particular region. In a pinch though, a single malt scotch will do the trick. I recommend administering this intravenously and while saying the affirmation in my earlier post.
Drinking fluids is a vital step to fending off TDS. I recommend water and only triple-oxidated water that has been sourced locally, and with an eye on helping the indigenous people of your particular region. In a pinch though, a single malt scotch will do the trick. I recommend administering this intravenously and while saying the affirmation in my earlier post.
Posted on 3/18/17 at 1:26 pm to Lsupimp
Dr Pimp,
I was assured by Hillary and yhe obama admin that Trump had ties to Russians in a bad kinda way. Not like with Hillary's people and her urainium deal. Not with her meeting the Russian ambassador, because we know Hillary to be an angel sent from the heavens. We all know Teump is evil... so his hand shake to the ambassador must have been bwen passing of information or something.
I cant seem to get past why nothing has been found or done. I read all of the media reports. Like the nyt when they used the words wire tapped.. and we know there is something... so why wont they just feed this man to dogs.... whu Dr Pimp
I was assured by Hillary and yhe obama admin that Trump had ties to Russians in a bad kinda way. Not like with Hillary's people and her urainium deal. Not with her meeting the Russian ambassador, because we know Hillary to be an angel sent from the heavens. We all know Teump is evil... so his hand shake to the ambassador must have been bwen passing of information or something.
I cant seem to get past why nothing has been found or done. I read all of the media reports. Like the nyt when they used the words wire tapped.. and we know there is something... so why wont they just feed this man to dogs.... whu Dr Pimp
Posted on 3/18/17 at 1:30 pm to JuiceTerry
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JuiceTerry
Man if we could get a fark of some of those curling dudes scrubbing the ice right in front of the duck while he slides.. Gold
I did this with it on the Fark Board.
Posted on 3/18/17 at 1:36 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
I assure you he is not "literally" Hitler. He is "figuratively" Hitler, or even "one billion hot burning suns worse than Hitler" (as I usually say) but he is not literally Hitler. He may literally be Satan or an unspecified ancient Pagan evil entity though. Although my research is inconclusive. Drinking fluids is a vital step to fending off TDS. I recommend water and only triple-oxidated water that has been sourced locally, and with an eye on helping the indigenous people of your particular region. In a pinch though, a single malt scotch will do the trick. I recommend administering this intravenously and while saying the affirmation in my earlier post.
Well, now I feel better knowing that he couldn't possibly be Hitler. Though I must admit that Satan may not be much better....but at least he's not Hitler. Thats a relief! I have encountered an ancient Pagan entity before at a Hillary For President rally, so I'm not scared of them. They seem to have been on Hillarys side.
I don't know of any local sources for triple oxidated water, but a local ice cube factory uses reverse osmosis water for their cubes. Could this work too?
I tried to make friends with some indigenous people in my area (Chippewa), by approaching them in a beaded buckskin jacket and a full feather headdress, but they seemed sort standoffish for some reason. I think I'll just watch Dances With Wolves again and see if that helps.
I like the idea of the intravenous single malt scotch. I'll try it and see if it puts me to sleep.
Thank you, Dr. Pimp
Posted on 3/18/17 at 1:44 pm to Jjdoc
Excellent question.
First of all, with respect to Hilary Rodham Clinton who did after all win many more popular votes than Hitler...I mean Donald Trump and in much better and more important states. Concerning Hillary's important diplomatic work with the good Russians, what difference at this point does it make? Moving on is a vital part of addressing the mental scourge that is TDS.
As for cheating, lying Russian-owned pussy-grabbing President Trump, I think it is safe to say that he cheats, lies, is owned by the evil Russians and grabs the pussy. And he clearly has not paid taxes and lies and hates Don Lemon because he is gay and black.
The question, is what we do with that knowledge. Breathing exercises for instance can be very constructive. As can petting your family dog (make sure you get verbal permission in the form of a bark first of course). We must process our negative emotions about this rotten, psycho,racist, sexist,homophobic,Big-Bird-hating, daughter-loving, Nazi sonofabitch constructively.
First of all, with respect to Hilary Rodham Clinton who did after all win many more popular votes than Hitler...I mean Donald Trump and in much better and more important states. Concerning Hillary's important diplomatic work with the good Russians, what difference at this point does it make? Moving on is a vital part of addressing the mental scourge that is TDS.
As for cheating, lying Russian-owned pussy-grabbing President Trump, I think it is safe to say that he cheats, lies, is owned by the evil Russians and grabs the pussy. And he clearly has not paid taxes and lies and hates Don Lemon because he is gay and black.
The question, is what we do with that knowledge. Breathing exercises for instance can be very constructive. As can petting your family dog (make sure you get verbal permission in the form of a bark first of course). We must process our negative emotions about this rotten, psycho,racist, sexist,homophobic,Big-Bird-hating, daughter-loving, Nazi sonofabitch constructively.
Posted on 3/18/17 at 1:50 pm to Lsupimp
wonderful thread, patriots!
Posted on 3/18/17 at 1:51 pm to Lsupimp
Posted on 3/18/17 at 2:17 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
The question, is what we do with that knowledge. Breathing exercises for instance can be very constructive. As can petting your family dog (make sure you get verbal permission in the form of a bark first of course). We must process our negative emotions about this rotten, psycho,racist, sexist,homophobic,Big-Bird-hating, daughter-loving, Nazi sonofabitch constructively.
I've heard that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing. Does this mean that a lot of knowledge is more dangerouser? I saw a guy on T.V. named Bill Nye. He was a very well known scientist, so he must have a lot of knowledge. He seemed very nice. Do you think he was hiding something, and is really a dangerous person?
It's funny that you should mention breathing exercises. I noticed that Bill Nye's bow tie was pivoting around his adams apple when he was talking. Do you think this is the result of him doing breathing exercises while being interviewed?
Posted on 3/18/17 at 2:25 pm to TidenUP
Dr. Pimp,
I read on Slate that Trump is a racist, homophobic, xenophobic, transgender-hating meany. Like, a serious poo-head and stuff. I also read on HuffPo that he kills baby seals and uses their blood for his special hair tonic.
Should I even get up tomorrow and try to attend my Lesbian sociology class, or should I scream loudly at random people on Facebook before drowning my sorrows with a locally-sourced, caramel, soy machiatto topped with cow-friendly, gluten free whipped cream?
I read on Slate that Trump is a racist, homophobic, xenophobic, transgender-hating meany. Like, a serious poo-head and stuff. I also read on HuffPo that he kills baby seals and uses their blood for his special hair tonic.
Should I even get up tomorrow and try to attend my Lesbian sociology class, or should I scream loudly at random people on Facebook before drowning my sorrows with a locally-sourced, caramel, soy machiatto topped with cow-friendly, gluten free whipped cream?
Posted on 3/18/17 at 2:32 pm to Dale51
Knowledge, like speech can be good or bad. As long as we filter out all the inconvenient knowledge, and stick to the knowledge that complies with Progressive Orthodoxy, we will be able to deal with the stress that comes along with this unfortunate Trump Presidency. Which as you know by now, is figuratively HITLER !!!!
Bill Nye, not only does breathing exercises to deal with his TDS, he has another secret:
Bill Nye, not only does breathing exercises to deal with his TDS, he has another secret:
Posted on 3/18/17 at 2:32 pm to Lsupimp
Dr. Pimp, this is Dr. Psych with a consult question. One of our many excellent progressive posters has contacted me privately for treatment and among his concerns was a very interesting question. He has waived confidentiality on this particular issue and agreed to let me share the question with the board.
Who is the most evil, Trump or Putin?
We agree that both are implicitly more evil and a greater threat to humanity than Hitler ever dreamed of being. Our dilemma rests on the issue of deciding if the fake-MAGA-monster who secretly wants to destroy the world is more evil than the man who controls him. Could you lend some of your learned insight?
Who is the most evil, Trump or Putin?
We agree that both are implicitly more evil and a greater threat to humanity than Hitler ever dreamed of being. Our dilemma rests on the issue of deciding if the fake-MAGA-monster who secretly wants to destroy the world is more evil than the man who controls him. Could you lend some of your learned insight?
Posted on 3/18/17 at 2:37 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
As long as we filter out all the inconvenient knowledge, and stick to the knowledge that complies with Progressive Orthodoxy, we will be able to deal with the stress that comes along with this unfortunate Trump Presidency. Which as you know by now, is figuratively HITLER !!!! Bill Nye, not only does breathing exercises to deal with his TDS, he has another secret:
That makes me feel a lot better Dr. Pimp. Some people try to tell me that Socialism and Communism are better systems of social order. I used to question that, based on the piles of dead bodies that seem to show up wherever those systems are tried. I'm going to ignore that, from now on.
p.s...I just knew that Bill Nye guy was a real player.
Posted on 3/18/17 at 2:41 pm to Lsupimp
Dr. Pimp, I heard Mr Orange say that if a man has wealth and fame you can grab most gold digging women by the snatch and lead them anywhere you want.
If this is true why am I so upset with his statement? I guess being a snowflake has clouded my understanding of the real world..., uh not the stupid MTV series but the actual real world and Mr Orange is probably correct with his statement but I'm still traumatized by his honesty rather than the normal BS that's been pumped up my snowflake arse for the past 16 yrs of my educational indoctrination. Anyway I'm really just looking for a hug and someone to tell me everything is going to be ok now that Mr Orange running the show.
If this is true why am I so upset with his statement? I guess being a snowflake has clouded my understanding of the real world..., uh not the stupid MTV series but the actual real world and Mr Orange is probably correct with his statement but I'm still traumatized by his honesty rather than the normal BS that's been pumped up my snowflake arse for the past 16 yrs of my educational indoctrination. Anyway I'm really just looking for a hug and someone to tell me everything is going to be ok now that Mr Orange running the show.
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