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Drug Catapult found near US-Mexico border

Posted on 2/15/17 at 11:10 am
Posted by Quidam65
Q Continuum
Member since Jun 2010
19309 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 11:10 am
Add a few modifications for human use, and provide a parachute and the wall may never be tall enough:

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Posted by saintsfan92612
Taiwan
Member since Oct 2008
28880 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 11:11 am to
or you know one of the many tunnels they have already built.

sapping a wall was easy in the 1400s. I think the drug cartels can do it now.
Posted by TX Tiger
at home
Member since Jan 2004
35639 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 11:12 am to
quote:

Add a few modifications for human use, and provide a parachute and the wall may never be tall enough:
Excuse No. 498,042 why the wall won't be built.

Keep 'em comin' guys.
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27305 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 11:12 am to
If they built 2 walls then they couldn't catapult again to get over the second wall.

That's what we need. 2 walls.
Posted by The_Duke
Member since Nov 2016
3674 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 11:13 am to
Planes?

Can the wall stop planes?
Posted by WheelRoute
Washington, D.C.
Member since Oct 2013
1811 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 11:13 am to
HAVE WE TRIED DIGGING A MOAT?!
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
12667 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 11:14 am to
The moot with aligators should fix this
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140565 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 11:14 am to
Angled trampolines on the other side of the wall?

Deportation trampolines.

Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
31638 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 11:14 am to
But if they catapult a catapult tho
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 11:15 am to
quote:

If they built 2 walls then they couldn't catapult again to get over the second wall.

That's what we need. 2 walls.


It will eventually be like shaving razors...5 walls!!!
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48415 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 11:15 am to
Military minds know that whenever you deploy an obstacle to enemy movement, you MUST keep the obstacle under close observation in order to repel any enemy attempts to remove the obstacle.

The Wall will have to be well-patrolled by armed police who stand ready to capture any who try to circumvent the obstacle.
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33794 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 11:15 am to
quote:

Planes?

Can the wall stop planes?


Install surface-to-air missile sites. BOOM.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140565 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 11:16 am to
We could just make all illegals spend one week with Sally Kohn or Roseanne.

Self-deporation in about 6 minutes.
Posted by saintsfan92612
Taiwan
Member since Oct 2008
28880 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 11:17 am to
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67490 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 11:18 am to
quote:

Add a few modifications for human use, and provide a parachute and the wall may never be tall enough:

It's called human skeet shooting

Posted by Wrenchruh
Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2012
2413 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 11:24 am to
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
9157 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 11:25 am to
Those folks are the most resourceful people on the planet.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
15642 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 11:42 am to
quote:

The moot with aligators should fix this


Nah, gonna need saltwater crocodiles in that bitch. Alligators are too nice.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2012
13574 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 11:42 am to
quote:

If they built 2 walls then they couldn't catapult again to get over the second wall.

That's what we need. 2 walls.


Or one wall with 500 mega watt fence on top.

Maybe the catapult will get you over, or maybe you get launched into the worlds largest bug zapper...
Posted by TiVoTiger
MS Gulf Coast
Member since Mar 2006
2045 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 11:57 am to
The only obvious answer is a modified pumpkin launcher using compressed air. Since you will be launched at probably 200 or so MPH, must lubricate inside of tube to keep from tearing parachute.
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