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Clay Aiken Opponent Crisco Died

Posted on 5/12/14 at 6:08 pm
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
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Posted on 5/12/14 at 6:08 pm
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Information is incomplete; however, early information indicates he suffered injuries from a fall around 1 p.m. at his home at 1263 Thayer Drive in Asheboro. He was reported dead at the scene when emergency workers arrived there.


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The race was considered too close to call, but Aiken was ahead of Crisco by 369 votes. Both candidates were awaiting word from Tuesday’s official canvass before determining how to proceed.


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This post was edited on 5/12/14 at 6:10 pm
Posted by Anfield Road
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Posted by Rex
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Posted on 5/12/14 at 6:20 pm to
I hear Reuben Studdard has gone into hiding.
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 5/12/14 at 6:21 pm to
I heard Clay Aiken tried to push Ruben Studdard's fat arse off a balcony 2 nights before the final episode. Luckily Ruben ate 4 Big Montana's from Arby's so Clay couldn't quite tip him over the edge. Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by Decatur
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Posted on 5/12/14 at 6:23 pm to
RIP

And with due respect paid...


















































Posted by PrimeTime Money
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Posted on 5/12/14 at 6:26 pm to
Welp, time for the government to take his money.
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
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Posted on 5/12/14 at 6:27 pm to
Clay Aiken? Crisco?



Too easy.
Posted by fleaux
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Posted on 5/12/14 at 6:33 pm to
Posted by whodemlsu
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Posted on 5/12/14 at 6:37 pm to
I guess you could say that Crisco's time was shortening.
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 5/12/14 at 6:41 pm to


ETA: Decatur. I hate Chuckie.
This post was edited on 5/12/14 at 6:43 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 5/12/14 at 6:45 pm to
I bet Clay brings everyone pink cupcakes that say "Let's be Friends!" on them during his first day in congress.
Posted by lsutothetop
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Posted on 5/12/14 at 6:48 pm to
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Posted on 5/12/14 at 6:50 pm to
quote:

I hear Reuben Studdard has gone into hiding.


Where can he possibly hide?
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
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Posted on 5/12/14 at 6:50 pm to
quote:

he suffered injuries from a fall around 1 p.m.





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He was a co-founder of Asheboro Elastics Corp.



Ironically, he couldn't bounce back



I guess these greases the skids for Aiken
Posted by ItNeverRains
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Posted on 5/12/14 at 6:51 pm to
There will be dicks swinging a plenty at the local gay bar in Asheboro. It's gonna be epic

Posted by AlaTiger
America
Member since Aug 2006
21123 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 7:04 pm to
Sounds like Crisco had a fall up the stairs.

Are we sure that the REC isn't involved?

Ruben Studdard is from Birmingham. So, there is a possible connection.
Posted by NHTIGER
Central New Hampshire
Member since Nov 2003
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Posted on 5/12/14 at 7:12 pm to
quote:

Clay Aiken? Crisco?


Too easy.




(Posted on 5/6/14 at 5:36 pm )

With the NC results soon to start appearing, don't choke on your dinner when you see this race appear on your screen:

Aiken vs. Crisco

LINK

Glad I did that when he was alive and healthy though.
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
33006 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 7:33 pm to
Your are a horrible person bc you should have known this was going to happen. War on old people! Push them up the stairs!
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 5/12/14 at 9:06 pm to
quote:

I heard Clay Aiken tried to push Ruben Studdard's fat arse off a balcony 2 nights before the final episode. Luckily Ruben ate 4 Big Montana's from Arby's so Clay couldn't quite tip him over the edge. Coincidence? I think not.





DAMN YOU!
Posted by redandright
Member since Jun 2011
9619 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 6:23 am to
quote:

I hear Reuben Studdard has gone into hiding.


I was gonna go with Simon Cowell.
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