The ye olde self inflicted shotgun blast to the back of the head.
And, don't forget -- right before they blew THE BACK OF THEIR HEAD OFF, they wrapped themselves in a carpet (the only way to explain the carpet fibers from a carpet nowhere near the suicide scene), then unwrapped themselves, and THEN, somehow magically, were able to clean up and dispose of all the blood that was supposed to be there (ya know, because there tends to be blood all around when someone blows their own f*cking head off), right before they official died.
Oh, and additionally, let not forget the unwritten law that Hitlary's goons get first crack and going through the suicide "victims"
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This post was edited on 5/4 at 10:06 am