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Posted on 4/21/15 at 5:48 pm to
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 4/21/15 at 5:48 pm to
The satire was subtle when compared to what we generally know satire to be (Naked Gun, Airplane, etc). The action was over the top
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
33403 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 6:08 pm to
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The satire was subtle when compared to what we generally know satire to be


No, the satire itself was very unsubtle. e.g. The ridiculously cartoonish police chief barging in on the beat cop. Yeah, we get it, the brass are incompetent. But wait...how incompetent are the brass? Why, they aren't NEARLY as incompetent as the 2 feds that are about to incompetently take over!
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
24556 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 6:18 pm to
You should stick to documentaries. This conversation has lost its way. I think everyone else here gets it except you
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
51399 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 6:54 pm to
I like the news anchors interviewing pop shrinks and doing other stupid stuff.
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
33403 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 7:10 pm to
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like the news anchors interviewing pop shrinks and doing other stupid stuff.


I didn't mind it, but it wasn't subtle.

I did like the threat to call INS. That seemed ahead of its time.
Posted by Rougarou4lsu
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2003
3079 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 7:50 pm to
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3 out of 5 stars


You just gave possibly the GOAT of action movies
only 3 *** OUT OF 5*****. Must be jaded by CGI.
Posted by Freauxzen
Utah
Member since Feb 2006
37270 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 8:35 pm to
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The absolutely comical portrayal of the cowboyishness of the FBI guys. They literally came in with combat choppers, flying low and swooping through the streets with the 2 head guys PERSONALLY manning large firearms in order to "surprise" storm the rooftop!


Huh what? Johnson and Johnson are awesome. One of the funniest parts of the film. Did not get the joke?

quote:

3 out of 5 stars


This post was edited on 4/21/15 at 8:36 pm
Posted by LSUMJ
BR
Member since Sep 2004
19886 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 8:54 pm to
when Hans tells Karl to "shoot the glass"

why does it confuse him when he says it in German, but to clear up the confusion, Hans says it in english
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16905 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 8:58 pm to
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
36692 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 9:20 pm to
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I actually saw it for the first time ever last night


I am not amused
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29165 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 9:49 pm to
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I am not amused
quote:

John McClane
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
51399 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 9:54 pm to
Because he is Russian?
Posted by BoostAddict
Member since Jun 2007
2986 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 9:59 pm to
quote:

No, the satire itself was very unsubtle. e.g. The ridiculously cartoonish police chief barging in on the beat cop. Yeah, we get it, the brass are incompetent. But wait...how incompetent are the brass? Why, they aren't NEARLY as incompetent as the 2 feds that are about to incompetently take over!



What the frick is this shite?

I think you're way too smart to be watching action movies...particularly one of the greatest action movies of all time.
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
36692 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 10:12 pm to
THE greatest action movie of all time
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
17819 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 10:14 pm to
All time favorite Christmas movie.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115789 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 10:17 pm to
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I will say that it was much better than I assumed it would be. I'm sure there's a long list of "unrealistic" things we could enumerate here, but the one that stood out to me the most was:


Why would you assume it was bad? It's one of the great action films ever. It was on several AFI lists for all time great films.
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
36692 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 10:24 pm to
You goddamn right
Posted by dead money
kyle, tx
Member since Feb 2014
1391 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 10:46 pm to
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All time favorite Christmas movie.


Number 2 behind Bad Santa for me.
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
20717 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 11:17 pm to
Yipee kiyee motherf****r
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
33403 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 11:40 pm to
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Why would you assume it was bad?


Because the action genre in general sucks.
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