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Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Tomatometer Watch thread
Posted on 4/17/15 at 10:48 am
Posted on 4/17/15 at 10:48 am
0% as of 4/17/2015 4:40 PM
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Average Rating: 2.1/10
Reviews Counted: 23
Fresh: 0
Rotten: 23
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This post was edited on 4/17/15 at 4:40 pm
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Posted on 4/17/15 at 10:51 am to The Egg
i dont think it cracks 10%
but the anticipation is killing me
but the anticipation is killing me
Posted on 4/17/15 at 10:53 am to The Egg
I think this will be Jack and Jill bad. The one thing that makes Jack and Jill better is Al Pacino
Posted on 4/17/15 at 10:55 am to The Egg
$30 million budget. No way it recoups that in domestic sales.
Posted on 4/17/15 at 10:56 am to The Egg
I hate to see all that intricate world building on the part of the writers go to waste. 
Posted on 4/17/15 at 10:56 am to Henry Jones Jr
nah, its too hard to be as bad as Jack and Jill (though That's My Boy was close) but I do think it will be about as weak sauce as Zookeeper.
regardless, I hope it makes $100 million and pisses half this board off.
regardless, I hope it makes $100 million and pisses half this board off.
Posted on 4/17/15 at 10:57 am to Dr RC
hope it lives up to the Paul Blart fan fiction that's out there so that it can appease some loyal fans.
Posted on 4/17/15 at 11:00 am to Rickety Cricket
It'll make nearly all its money internationally
Posted on 4/17/15 at 11:01 am to Rickety Cricket
you underestimate the stupidity of the average movergoer
Posted on 4/17/15 at 11:08 am to Pilot Tiger
They Karate Kid II'd his GF from the first movie
Ahh, yea Mr Miyagi, you know that girl I fought to get the whole first movie? Turns out she was a big meany poopy head and dumped my sad arse!
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Shirley Knight and Jayma Mays do not reprise their roles for the sequel. Knight played Blart's mother, and Mays played Amy, his love interest. Their absences are explained in the movie by having Blart's mother be fatally hit by a milk truck and Amy dump him shortly after the wedding at the end of the first film.
Ahh, yea Mr Miyagi, you know that girl I fought to get the whole first movie? Turns out she was a big meany poopy head and dumped my sad arse!
Posted on 4/17/15 at 11:12 am to Dr RC
quote:That is absolutely perfect verbiage.
They Karate Kid II'd his GF from the first movie
Posted on 4/17/15 at 11:14 am to Rickety Cricket
I think the first one cost about the same and made $150 million domestically.
Posted on 4/17/15 at 11:23 am to The Egg
My most anticipated film is now ruined.
Posted on 4/17/15 at 11:27 am to Rickety Cricket
It will make its budget back opening weekend
Posted on 4/17/15 at 12:06 pm to fouldeliverer
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It'll make nearly all its money internationally
The first one brought in very little internationally relative to domestic. As sad as it is to say this one will probably clear $17-$25M in the first weekend and go on to a $100M+ box office.
This post was edited on 4/17/15 at 12:07 pm
Posted on 4/17/15 at 12:07 pm to Rickety Cricket
quote:
you underestimate the stupidity of the average movergoer
This.
You ever been to the Midwest?
Posted on 4/17/15 at 12:10 pm to The Egg
The reviews are great:
The most positive one:
quote:
What would a film be like if every single person involved made as little effort as humanly possible?
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There was a point where I was considering writing a will because this film made me want to leave this Earth.
The most positive one:
quote:
It's better than some of the other titles in the Kevin James back catalogue ... but that's like saying one bout of syphilis was better than another bout of syphilis.
Posted on 4/17/15 at 12:36 pm to Rickety Cricket
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$30 million budget. No way it recoups that in domestic sales.
You underestimate stupid people with a shite sense of humor.
Posted on 4/17/15 at 12:52 pm to The Egg
this movie will be an epic of disaster
Posted on 4/17/15 at 1:04 pm to The Egg
I'm confused as to how a sequel even got the green light.
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