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Smoothest pick-up stories / Hilarious rejection stories ?
Posted on 4/10/15 at 3:04 pm
Posted on 4/10/15 at 3:04 pm
Does anyone else love hearing these as much as me?
Here's your chance to brag/shame yourself:
What are some of the ballsiest things you or a friend have done that resulted in you getting laid? Conversely, what are some of the most hilarious things you or "a friend" have done that have resulted in a humiliating public rejection?
Here's your chance to brag/shame yourself:
What are some of the ballsiest things you or a friend have done that resulted in you getting laid? Conversely, what are some of the most hilarious things you or "a friend" have done that have resulted in a humiliating public rejection?
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Posted on 4/10/15 at 3:17 pm to broeho
I told her "Hey nice shoes. Wanna frick?" Worked like a charm. Hit it 3 times that night.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 3:18 pm to broeho
"Can I kiss you on the mouth" works like a charm
Posted on 4/10/15 at 3:19 pm to broeho
Was just laughing about this story earlier this week. In Churchill's one night. Walked up to the bar to talk to a friend. He pulls back to let me in (it's packed in the back) to order a drink.
He looks across from me and says, "Why don't you buy that lady a drink," nodding to an attractive older professional type brunette also at the bar to get a drink.
Was fairly buzzed and single at the time. Asked her what she was drinking, and told her I'd buy her the Lemon Drop Martini she answered with only if I were allowed to ask her at least one more question.
She said yes, so out the drink came, and-in an effort totally designed to show off for the friend and doomed to failure-I asked her as she took it, "How quick can you finish that so we can get out of here?"
She cocked her head, smiled, and proceeded to knock that b!tch back in a single setting. Reached in her purse and pulled out her key and handed it to me and out the door we went.
Good times. Good times...
He looks across from me and says, "Why don't you buy that lady a drink," nodding to an attractive older professional type brunette also at the bar to get a drink.
Was fairly buzzed and single at the time. Asked her what she was drinking, and told her I'd buy her the Lemon Drop Martini she answered with only if I were allowed to ask her at least one more question.
She said yes, so out the drink came, and-in an effort totally designed to show off for the friend and doomed to failure-I asked her as she took it, "How quick can you finish that so we can get out of here?"
She cocked her head, smiled, and proceeded to knock that b!tch back in a single setting. Reached in her purse and pulled out her key and handed it to me and out the door we went.
Good times. Good times...
This post was edited on 4/10/15 at 3:23 pm
Posted on 4/10/15 at 3:24 pm to GFunk
women go to churchills?
Posted on 4/10/15 at 3:26 pm to broeho
White trash chick at the bar thought I was checking her out so she sent her Tasha friend over to approach me.
"Ay I seen you lookin at my girl, you should go talk to her"
"Oh no, sorry. I have a girlfriend"
"Just cuz there's a goalie, don't mean you can't score"
"Oh... well uh... I have bad aim"
"Ay I seen you lookin at my girl, you should go talk to her"
"Oh no, sorry. I have a girlfriend"
"Just cuz there's a goalie, don't mean you can't score"
"Oh... well uh... I have bad aim"
Posted on 4/10/15 at 3:26 pm to GFunk
I was expecting this to be a hilarious rejection story right up until
thats a pretty good one
quote:
"How quick can you finish that so we can get out of here?"
thats a pretty good one
Posted on 4/10/15 at 3:28 pm to GFunk
I tried something like that once and the girl threw the drink on me...pretty humiliating. I ended up immediately leaving
Posted on 4/10/15 at 3:28 pm to chicano12
Sure you did..
Posted on 4/10/15 at 3:43 pm to Walt OReilly
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I tried something like that once and the girl threw the drink on me...pretty humiliating. I ended up immediately leaving
I thought you didn't even try to get girls anymore Walt? Due to your baldness and overall lacking appearance and confidence?
Posted on 4/10/15 at 3:44 pm to wildtigercat93
That happened yrs ago
Something I'll never forget though
Something I'll never forget though
Posted on 4/10/15 at 3:46 pm to broeho
Damn!! those aret he Sexiest set of ................Elbows I've ever seen!! Can I lick them??
This post was edited on 4/10/15 at 4:01 pm
Posted on 4/10/15 at 3:50 pm to broeho
Buncha dudes were trying to hit on this server at this private party in Houston before the LSU game. I wasn't very forward, but somehow found myself in a conversation with her for 15-20 minutes, all while my buddies stood over there and giggled like schoolgirls. We ended our convo and I walked back over to my friends, and they were all ragging me about getting her number and so I said I'd go get it when she came out from the back. She came out from the back and I went to ask her and she handed me a card with her cell on the back and said "I don't know if this is too forward, but give me a call sometime.".
She was hot, and we hung out and she was cool, but it was especially badass because all those other thirsty nurgas kept trying and I pulled it off.
She was hot, and we hung out and she was cool, but it was especially badass because all those other thirsty nurgas kept trying and I pulled it off.
This post was edited on 4/10/15 at 3:52 pm
Posted on 4/10/15 at 3:55 pm to Walt OReilly
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Walt OReilly
quote:
I tried something like that once and the girl threw the drink on me...pretty humiliating. I ended up immediately leaving
I'm a fairly self-deprecating type so I fully expected the response on that end of the spectrum. Seriously did it just to get a laugh out of my friend. Figured there was a story coming out of it either way for later on down the road.
Just so happened the story ended with Gfunk getting laid.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 3:58 pm to Walt OReilly
Damn dude. You have to be the single most depressing poster on this site.
Respect the honesty though.
Edit: whenever you post I basically read it in the voice of Louis CK...completely devoid of optimism but with a hint of not giving a shite.
Respect the honesty though.
Edit: whenever you post I basically read it in the voice of Louis CK...completely devoid of optimism but with a hint of not giving a shite.
This post was edited on 4/10/15 at 4:02 pm
Posted on 4/10/15 at 4:02 pm to broeho
Here's my best story... I had to say no to her because I am married, but I will never hear the end of this from my friends.
This girl had balls I guess...
Well we are at a country bar in Tacoma, WA and this girl comes up to me and 2 buddies and asked one of us, any of us, to dance. Well we all pointed to the other and said he will... Well she just stood there and said well one of you is going to dance so who is it? Well I take the plunge and say fine I'll go.
We dance, its harmless 2 stepping and the night goes on.
Well at closing time she walks up to my group and asked which guy was it she danced with, and everyone points to me. She then says to me, "Do you want to go spin me around again?" In which I say, "DJ just played the last song." Her reply was. "No, do you want to go SPIN me around again?"
At this point everyone of my friends is going OHHHHHHHHHH and laughing, while I am politely telling her that I have a girl, sorry its not going to happen.
Her name was Derek, believe it or not, so now when its just us around and my wife isn't I have to hear HEY! YO DEREK!? COME SPIN ME AROUND!! Every time I enter the bar.
This girl had balls I guess...
Well we are at a country bar in Tacoma, WA and this girl comes up to me and 2 buddies and asked one of us, any of us, to dance. Well we all pointed to the other and said he will... Well she just stood there and said well one of you is going to dance so who is it? Well I take the plunge and say fine I'll go.
We dance, its harmless 2 stepping and the night goes on.
Well at closing time she walks up to my group and asked which guy was it she danced with, and everyone points to me. She then says to me, "Do you want to go spin me around again?" In which I say, "DJ just played the last song." Her reply was. "No, do you want to go SPIN me around again?"
At this point everyone of my friends is going OHHHHHHHHHH and laughing, while I am politely telling her that I have a girl, sorry its not going to happen.
Her name was Derek, believe it or not, so now when its just us around and my wife isn't I have to hear HEY! YO DEREK!? COME SPIN ME AROUND!! Every time I enter the bar.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 4:04 pm to GFunk
Me many years ago and tanked to hot chick at party at Ole Miss:
"From that frown on you face you look like you have not had a good frick in at least a month" (from some movie or something)
It fricking actually worked. So I used it two more times. Worked both times then too. (Not in sex both times but in hook ups both times)
"From that frown on you face you look like you have not had a good frick in at least a month" (from some movie or something)
It fricking actually worked. So I used it two more times. Worked both times then too. (Not in sex both times but in hook ups both times)
Posted on 4/10/15 at 4:09 pm to broeho
Always liked younger was having a nice conversation with a beautiful young thing in a bar. I thought things were going well till she asked how old I was. Told her 44. She replies oh so for every year I have been alive you have been alive two. You are as old as my father and I am not having sex with him either
Posted on 4/10/15 at 4:13 pm to lsuoldft
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She replies oh so for every year I have been alive you have been alive two. You are as old as my father and I am not having sex with him either
Ouch haha.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 4:16 pm to boosiebadazz
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especially badass because all those other thirsty nurgas kept trying and I pulled it off
Maybe not to that extent, but I had one like this. I was very close to blackout drunk so my memory isn't perfect.
Saw some cute girl across the bar very clearly eye fricking me and giggling and shite. Me and a bunch of friends were at the bar about to take shots. I took my shot of liquid courage and walked over to her but she was with a guy who had just bought her a tequila shot. I turned her around, said "cheers" and pulled her away from this guy and put her arms around my neck. She said something like "we should be friends" and I was like "No, I don't want to be your friend" and then started making out with her... probably less than 30 seconds after I met her. Ended up leaving the bar with her 5 minutes later after I downed my drink. She turned out to be crazy in the head and crazy in the bed.
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