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re: Smoothest pick-up stories / Hilarious rejection stories ?
Posted on 4/10/15 at 4:22 pm to broeho
Posted on 4/10/15 at 4:22 pm to broeho
Picked up a girl with a gourmet cookie. I had a wrapped gourmet cookie in my jacket pocket that I grabbed at the store for a late night snack. We started talking to a group of girls at a bar and my approach was "listen....I am not going to try an BS you here. I might not be the hottest guy in this bar and I know for sure I don't have the most money. But (while reaching in my pocket) I do have this here gourmet cookie that I will give you if you are hungry." Worked like a charm.
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Posted on 4/10/15 at 4:31 pm to broeho
My friends and I used to hang out at this bar in Metairie. There was a gir I used to see there frequently, but had never talked to her. She had beautiful strawberry blond wavy hair. One night as the band was on their last song, I was at the bar ordering a drink and she was sitting on a barstool next to me. I asked her "Is your hair down south the same color as the hair on your head?"
She got gave me a funny look, smiled, and said, "if you want to come home with me, you can find out."
Yes, her hair down south was that strawberry blond color. Started seeing her every weekend for about 6 months until she got transferred to Florida with her job.
She got gave me a funny look, smiled, and said, "if you want to come home with me, you can find out."
Yes, her hair down south was that strawberry blond color. Started seeing her every weekend for about 6 months until she got transferred to Florida with her job.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 4:41 pm to broeho
Had a friend who was bragging at a party in college about his oral skills. Went to get something out of his truck in the apt complex parking lot, some chick had snuck out to follow him, grabs him, pulls him into the back seat of her car and says "prove it"
Posted on 4/10/15 at 4:52 pm to TheFranchise
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Had a friend who was bragging at a party in college about his oral skills. Went to get something out of his truck in the apt complex parking lot, some chick had snuck out to follow him, grabs him, pulls him into the back seat of her car and says "prove it"
Reverse the genders in this story and this is a much different thread
Posted on 4/10/15 at 4:55 pm to broeho
I was very drunk hitting on a girl one night only for her to ask why I pissed on myself. I looked down to realize I was actually in the process of pissing on myself. I pulled my dick out so I could explain I was no longer pissing on myself (guess I assumed it would be more polite to piss on ground and not myself). My friends tried stopping me since I was doing it in front of a lot of people and by then the girl was going hysterical. To make matters worse I slipped and fell in my piss and tried to apologize to girl via a hug. When my actual girlfriend walked up and slapped the shite out of me and I fell again, pants still down to my ankles like a 4 year old. I don't even remember much, just told about it via friends and gf at the time. I wasn't even mad the next day.
Eta: this was way before I became more high class and started installing windshields.
Eta: this was way before I became more high class and started installing windshields.
This post was edited on 4/10/15 at 5:02 pm
Posted on 4/10/15 at 5:00 pm to windshieldman
Classy
Posted on 4/10/15 at 5:01 pm to TigerBait2008
Yeah I did. Why would I lie? Another time with a different chick I asked " Hey you wanna get a pizza and frick" her reply of course, was no. I yelled back at her and said " What you don't like fricking pizza?!" Went home with no pizza.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 5:13 pm to broeho
There's a website called Sparkology that a few big cities. It's a small exclusive dating website. The idea is that they screen their applicants for success (have to graduated from a top 50 school), must have a job, etc.
Well, the way it works for guys is you don't buy a subscription, you buy a message credit (like $10 for 10- basically 1 per woman). Women pay the subscription. The idea is it's a place where women go to find successful men. If she deletes it or doesn't respond to the message within 2 weeks, you get your credit back.
I wanted to be aggressive for me and said, I'll buy 5. That was 8 months ago. My credits have started to earn interest and I'm up to 15 now.
Maybe this will be the week I get a response.
I think the entire company is rooting for me.
Well, the way it works for guys is you don't buy a subscription, you buy a message credit (like $10 for 10- basically 1 per woman). Women pay the subscription. The idea is it's a place where women go to find successful men. If she deletes it or doesn't respond to the message within 2 weeks, you get your credit back.
I wanted to be aggressive for me and said, I'll buy 5. That was 8 months ago. My credits have started to earn interest and I'm up to 15 now.
Maybe this will be the week I get a response.
I think the entire company is rooting for me.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 5:33 pm to boosiebadazz
Had the same shite happen with this bartender at my cousin's wedding the other week 
Posted on 4/10/15 at 5:59 pm to Hammertime
A buddy of mine to a recent South Carolina grad.
Him "South Carolina." You're the Gamecocks right?"
Her "yes, we are."
Him "Well, just so you know. This cock is game."
Him "South Carolina." You're the Gamecocks right?"
Her "yes, we are."
Him "Well, just so you know. This cock is game."
Posted on 4/10/15 at 6:08 pm to VABuckeye
Her: "We are GAME, not GAY Cocks."
USCe co-eds would rather listen to their parents frick than hear more weak nonsense about Gamecocks.
USCe co-eds would rather listen to their parents frick than hear more weak nonsense about Gamecocks.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 6:10 pm to windshieldman
I've got a couple. I almost only ever work with super bold lines. Once I talk to them for an extended period of time I'm fricked.
I've used the (now infamous) goldfish line like twice and it worked both times.
If I'm pretty buzzed and feeling super cocky I like just going super forward and pointing at a girl from across the bar if we make eye contact a couple times. I just keep pointing with a slight head nod to the music until they get uncomfortable enough and come over. Then I ask em to leave. It works about half the time.
I was also talking to this chick on batchelorette party for a bit and asked her "so is the bride to be sleeping with me tonight or you gonna beat her to it?" She did.
I've used the (now infamous) goldfish line like twice and it worked both times.
If I'm pretty buzzed and feeling super cocky I like just going super forward and pointing at a girl from across the bar if we make eye contact a couple times. I just keep pointing with a slight head nod to the music until they get uncomfortable enough and come over. Then I ask em to leave. It works about half the time.
I was also talking to this chick on batchelorette party for a bit and asked her "so is the bride to be sleeping with me tonight or you gonna beat her to it?" She did.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 6:11 pm to GFunk
You picked exactly the right type to try it on, IMO.
Only surer thing is if she's drinking Scotch.
Only surer thing is if she's drinking Scotch.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 6:13 pm to FootballNostradamus
You sound like a playa that gets a ton of pussy
Posted on 4/10/15 at 6:15 pm to soccerfüt
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USCe co-eds would rather listen to their parents frick than hear more weak nonsense about Gamecocks.
Well, that one didn't genius.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 7:58 pm to broeho
I once walked up to a girl at a bar, looked her in the eyes and said, "you're hot."
It worked.
It worked.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 8:06 pm to broeho
Buddies and I pulled into a gas station one night to get snacks before we went back to his parents house(they were away).
We're all shite smashed and a cop car pulls behind us while we were all parked. Cop car just sat there, pointing towards us. Needless to say, we were scared shitless to get back in our vehicles. After 20 minutes of waiting the cop out one of my buddies says frick this, and walked up the the cop's window and 3 minutes later is leaned in the window just talkin to them. Friend walks back and says we good to go boys.
Get to his place and we're obviously trying to figure out wtf he did. Dude just sits down at his computer, gets on FB, shows us the lady cop he was talking to. Got her number and everything.
And I swear on my mother's life...................we were 16 years old.
We're all shite smashed and a cop car pulls behind us while we were all parked. Cop car just sat there, pointing towards us. Needless to say, we were scared shitless to get back in our vehicles. After 20 minutes of waiting the cop out one of my buddies says frick this, and walked up the the cop's window and 3 minutes later is leaned in the window just talkin to them. Friend walks back and says we good to go boys.
Get to his place and we're obviously trying to figure out wtf he did. Dude just sits down at his computer, gets on FB, shows us the lady cop he was talking to. Got her number and everything.
And I swear on my mother's life...................we were 16 years old.
This post was edited on 4/10/15 at 8:07 pm
Posted on 4/10/15 at 8:19 pm to Sampson
Sure you did. And there were tornadoes all over Prairieville today.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 9:26 pm to broeho
If anybody claims they got some pussy on here, they're most likely lying.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 9:32 pm to lsuoldft
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She replies oh so for every year I have been alive you have been alive two. You are as old as my father and I am not having sex with him either
I've had that. I reply "Can I see a picture of your Mom? Because I might be."
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