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Official; Cool Story Bro thread

Posted on 3/6/15 at 9:23 pm
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25490 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 9:23 pm
What is the best random hookup story you have?

Here's mine. I was around 20 or 21, can't remember exactly. I'm driving in my truck down a 4 lane hwy headed to my girlfriends house and a nice looking woman driving a sporty car slowly passes me. When she gets even with me I look her way and I can tell she's checking me out. I've never done this before or haven't since, but I wave at her and do the phone to my ear motion.

She rolls down the window and starts telling me her number. I call her right on the spot and I introduce myself and we continue talking. (Keep in mind I never got a great look at her but was descent looking). She asks me "where you headed?" I say, "coming with you". She laughs it off but doesn't shut me down. Long story short I followed her to her house in gonzales, banged the hell out of her and never spoke to her again. She was a milf, in her mid 40's, fake tits and newly divorced.

One and only time that has ever happened to me. I know, cool story. That's why it's the official Cool Story Bro thread.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124492 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 9:24 pm to
What did your gf say?
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54575 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 9:24 pm to
One time I pulled down my pants girl looked at my junk and left. That's a CSB
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
47135 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 9:24 pm to
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25490 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 9:25 pm to
I forgot what I told her but not the truth. This was 10 yrs ago and we broke up not long after that.
Posted by joeytiger
Muh Mom's House
Member since Jul 2012
6037 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 9:26 pm to
Panama City, 1st year of college, my buddy fell in love with this slut on the trip and spent almost the whole trip with her. Second to last night I told him I could frick her and he was positive that she wasn't that type. Long story short, he passed out early that night, I banged her and he came in our room the next morning with the best look on his face when she was half naked in my bed.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 9:28 pm to
I once got drunk and found a reebok press pass for a Saints playoff game and snuck on the field and fricked off on the Saints bench taking pics on my phone with Reggie/Horn(was hurt)/Devery among others. Then went in the players family meeting area and had food catered to us before checking out the post game press conference on the front row. I had a huge flask in my pocket the whole time I was swigging from. people would look at me like who are you and i'd look back like WHO THE frick ARE YOU.....

my quick csb for the night
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 9:29 pm to
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Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 9:30 pm to
quote:

'm driving in my truck down a 4 lane hwy headed to my girlfriends house
quote:

I followed her to her house in gonzales, banged the hell out of her and never spoke to her again. She was a milf, in her mid 40's, fake tits


How does it feel to be a sleez'ball?
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57499 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 9:32 pm to
OFFICIAL
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25490 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 9:35 pm to
Don't care, had sex.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 9:55 pm to
I got a BJ from a female friend of mine on the balcony of the Balcony Bar at around 2am in college. She was drunk and wanted to "prove" she could do it and not get caught. We were 21 or so. A few months later, she started dating a friend of ours and made me promise not to tell him about the balcony BJ. They are married with a couple of kids and I still don't think he knows about it.
Posted by TyOconner
NOLA
Member since Nov 2009
11081 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 10:11 pm to
Me and my buddy were driving next to this seemingly hot babe. Told her to roll down the window and we threw one of our cells into her window and then called it. She pulled over at a gas station and got out..... Total land monster from the neck down. Got the phone back and GTFO
Posted by Tuscaloosa
11x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
46625 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 10:16 pm to
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