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Posted on 3/6/15 at 3:59 pm to MrTwoBits
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eggs
I'll bet within 3 minutes of these so called badasses are caught their eyes will be runny
Posted on 3/6/15 at 4:03 pm to 777Tiger
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I'll bet within 3 minutes of these so called badasses are caught their eyes will be runny
And likely shell out some restitution...
Posted on 3/6/15 at 4:14 pm to LesMiles BFF
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Once, an egg hit an officer in the foot as he took a report on the vandalism.
Posted on 3/6/15 at 4:16 pm to Sao
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And likely shell out some restitution...
yep, right after the first of the hooligans throws up the white flag, they'll all turn yellow
Posted on 3/6/15 at 4:19 pm to 777Tiger
I'll pass on the pun game, but this passage actually made me chuckle:
Criminal masterminds.
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Police traced the eggs to a local Amish farm, but fingerprinting shattered shells proved useless because egg proteins destroy DNA
Criminal masterminds.
Posted on 3/6/15 at 4:24 pm to FalseProphet
Sounds to me like a rogue band of Mennonites are wanting the Amish to have egg on their faces...
Posted on 3/6/15 at 4:28 pm to Sao
although there are a dozen or so suspects in custody it doesn't matter, once they've been sworn to secrecy they never leggo
Posted on 3/6/15 at 4:35 pm to Napoleon
I witnessed the bombing of an Alabama State Trooper off of an interstate overpass by a full case of eggs..direct hit.
Note the statute of limitations would have expired as this was 40 years ago LOL
Note the statute of limitations would have expired as this was 40 years ago LOL
Posted on 3/6/15 at 4:37 pm to FalseProphet
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Police traced the eggs to a local Amish farm, but fingerprinting shattered shells proved useless because egg proteins destroy DNA
Criminal masterminds.
Am I the only one who thought this was planted in the hopes that the perps would read it and not worry about gloves in the future.
Posted on 3/6/15 at 4:47 pm to LesMiles BFF
The police don't seem to be scrambling to find the perps, else they would have already been caught.
Posted on 3/6/15 at 4:57 pm to SUB
From the comments on the article:
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Sooo, they can't "crack" the case? I bet the homeowner is boiling and wants the offender to be fried. This will not go over easy in the community until it is solved. My guess is it is probably a dozen of these punks doing it and when they catch them they need to search their homes for elephant tusks because they're probably poachers too. Either way, it will probably be solved by a call from an anonymous donor. I expect this to be resolved by Easter at the latest.
Posted on 3/6/15 at 8:01 pm to Dorothy
I'd be pissed if my house got shelled for an entire year. I hope the perpetrators gets whisked straight off to jail.
Posted on 3/6/15 at 8:05 pm to lsu480
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Are you talking about TP'ing someones house or smoking weed?
Both.
But my sentence was referencing the TP portion.
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