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re: Ohio Home Pelted by Eggs for a Year; Police Can't Crack Case

Posted on 3/6/15 at 3:43 pm to
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
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Posted on 3/6/15 at 3:43 pm to
dammit, that was good.
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 3/6/15 at 3:45 pm to
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WG_Dawg


Posted by MrTwoBits
Member since Oct 2013
657 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 3:47 pm to
eggs
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 3:59 pm to
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eggs


I'll bet within 3 minutes of these so called badasses are caught their eyes will be runny
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65617 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 4:03 pm to
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I'll bet within 3 minutes of these so called badasses are caught their eyes will be runny


And likely shell out some restitution...
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36373 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 4:14 pm to
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Once, an egg hit an officer in the foot as he took a report on the vandalism.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 4:16 pm to
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And likely shell out some restitution...



yep, right after the first of the hooligans throws up the white flag, they'll all turn yellow
Posted by FalseProphet
Mecca
Member since Dec 2011
11706 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 4:19 pm to
I'll pass on the pun game, but this passage actually made me chuckle:

quote:

Police traced the eggs to a local Amish farm, but fingerprinting shattered shells proved useless because egg proteins destroy DNA


Criminal masterminds.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65617 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 4:24 pm to

Sounds to me like a rogue band of Mennonites are wanting the Amish to have egg on their faces...
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 4:28 pm to
although there are a dozen or so suspects in custody it doesn't matter, once they've been sworn to secrecy they never leggo
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
23710 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 4:35 pm to
I witnessed the bombing of an Alabama State Trooper off of an interstate overpass by a full case of eggs..direct hit.

Note the statute of limitations would have expired as this was 40 years ago LOL
Posted by JB Bama
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Sep 2008
2669 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

quote:
Police traced the eggs to a local Amish farm, but fingerprinting shattered shells proved useless because egg proteins destroy DNA



Criminal masterminds.



Am I the only one who thought this was planted in the hopes that the perps would read it and not worry about gloves in the future.
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
20771 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 4:47 pm to
The police don't seem to be scrambling to find the perps, else they would have already been caught.
Posted by Dorothy
Munchkinland
Member since Oct 2008
18153 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 4:57 pm to
From the comments on the article:

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Sooo, they can't "crack" the case? I bet the homeowner is boiling and wants the offender to be fried. This will not go over easy in the community until it is solved. My guess is it is probably a dozen of these punks doing it and when they catch them they need to search their homes for elephant tusks because they're probably poachers too. Either way, it will probably be solved by a call from an anonymous donor. I expect this to be resolved by Easter at the latest.


Posted by luvdatigahs
Alameda, CA
Member since Sep 2008
3013 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 8:01 pm to
I'd be pissed if my house got shelled for an entire year. I hope the perpetrators gets whisked straight off to jail.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 8:02 pm to
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/6/15 at 8:05 pm to
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Are you talking about TP'ing someones house or smoking weed?



Both.

But my sentence was referencing the TP portion.
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