re: Just found out my girls been cheating.

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My advice, go put your dick in as many women as possible. Don't even think about getting really serious with a girl till your mid 20s.

One of my regrets is getting too serious with a girl in my early 20s. Turned down so many hot girls because I was " in love"

Play the field bro

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Sound advice. You are 19. Freaking 19. If I could go back in time there is no way in hell I would have a steady girlfriend from ages 17-25. You will have plenty of time to have a woman rag and control your life, it's called marriage. No need to tie yourself down now. Unfortunately, I made the mistake of being involved in "relationships" during those years. Guess what? Both of those lyin' hoes are gone now. What a waste of time! I could have been out hanging with my buddies getting wasted, going fishing, going to concerts, vacations, chasing tail, playing the field and having a good time.

This cheating hoe did you a favor. First, be glad you didn't end up with her. She's the next guy's problem now, and he will have problems. Second, she gave you a new lease on life. The opportunity to not waste some of your prime years. You need to take advantage of that gift that has been given. Do not jump back into any sort of long-term relationship until after you have graduated college and know what you want. Women have a way of holding you back and limiting your opportunities at this stage in your life.

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I've been watching old cartoons to get my mind off shi. Surprisingly it works!

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Go watch yourself have sex with another woman, better and quicker than cartoons. Cartoons may be how you got into this predicament in the first place.

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You're only losing two things: a steady,(what you thought was) safe, familiar place to insert your penis as well as a little pride. This woman's not taking your children, your house, your retirement savings from the last two decades. You're not losing your future ability to make free choices because you're stuck paying child support & alimony to this woman.

You're wasting your time worrying about it. Talking about cartoons & amnesia about her makes you seem whiny. In regards to life, this is the equivalent of your losing a job as a bagger at Kroger. Go walk into Publix, CVS, whatever & just ask them for an app & fill it out to get a new job. In other words, use it as a tool from which to learn, but it's overall menial.

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This is a pretty good analogy Kraut Dog.

sounds like she did you a favor.

Be nice to her, act like you want to get back together, get drunk (whiskey), and eff her with fear and hatred in your eyes (wear a rubber). After that never talk to her again if the opportunity arises film it and show to some friends. You'll have the last laugh. Deny, deny, deny if asked about a video.

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Strip club is the only answer

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That's a terrible idea. Strip clubs = blue balls = booty calling the cheating whore in the dead of night = shame are regret the next day.

In today's culture it's just WAY too easy to find a willing slam piece with the swipe of a phone app. Why go blow tons of money at a strip club where the one certainty is that you will not get laid?

Also, for this short period of time OP, lower your standards some and just get some action. Remember, it's all pink on the inside and no matter how fine she is, someone somewhere is sick of her shite.

Cheatin woman - Skynrd

You need to live this life for awhile:
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Just follow this plan

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You did exactly what you should do.
Well-done.