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re: Just the punchline, please

Posted on 2/27/15 at 3:25 pm to
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7140 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 3:25 pm to
But I thought you wanted to have a baby.
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10963 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 3:26 pm to
"You're scared?! I'm going to have to walk out of these woods alone!"
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89531 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 3:26 pm to
And the doctor said, "Rectum? It damned near killed him."
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7140 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 3:27 pm to
I don't know, but he's got his head in the toilet.
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
10977 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 3:27 pm to
That's okay, Father, the smartest man in the world just jumped out with my knapsack.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89531 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 3:28 pm to
So, he steals the bones and screws the other two dogs.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67090 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 3:29 pm to
Tigers grab Stanford's Johnson.
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7140 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 3:29 pm to
So he smacked him on the arse and said, "Catch up!"
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89531 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 3:30 pm to
So, the Frenchman thinks, "Brilliant. I kiss the back of my hand, slap a German officer, and get away with it."
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
10977 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 3:30 pm to
Posted by Kajungee
South ,Section 6 Row N
Member since Mar 2004
17033 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 3:30 pm to
So the Blonde says OMG I'm going to have puppies.
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7140 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 3:31 pm to
"And with that attitude, you never will."
Posted by MadMaxwell
The Motherland
Member since Jul 2009
4599 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 3:33 pm to
"Great. Not only are we still stranded, but now we have to piss in the raft!"
Posted by reddman
Member since Jul 2005
78186 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 3:34 pm to
"Absolutely. Just don't hit me as hard as you hit that monkey."

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65688 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 3:34 pm to
"But my goodness, doesn't that suit fit him well?"
Posted by CapitalCityDevil
Seattle
Member since Nov 2014
2916 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 3:35 pm to
The entire first page narrated. It isn't my voice, but you can choose to believe it is.

1st Page Narration
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31123 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

"Absolutely. Just don't hit me as hard as you hit that monkey."


On a conference call at work and just had to stifle a giggle when I read that.
Posted by HVAU
Far, far away
Member since Sep 2010
4587 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 3:41 pm to
Dreamed he was skiing.
Posted by TFS4E
Washington DC
Member since Nov 2008
13180 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 3:51 pm to
There wolf. There castle.
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30164 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 3:52 pm to
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1st Page Narration



Talking muffin, donkey, bowling ball grouping got me.
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