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CrossFit is the Exact Opposite of Fight Club

Posted on 2/20/15 at 7:22 pm
Posted by CapitalCityDevil
Seattle
Member since Nov 2014
2916 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 7:22 pm
Because the first rule of CrossFit is to never stop talking about CrossFit.
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
16538 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 7:23 pm to
Awesome thread
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35404 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 7:23 pm to
And the golf threads get anchored.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68527 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 7:24 pm to
Sorry you're a fat beta, brah. Maybe if you'd CrossFit, chicks wouldn't leave you for me.
Posted by AcetylCoA
Pasadena, California
Member since Nov 2009
2654 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 7:25 pm to
Yeah it's crazy how much they brag on it. It's like someone bragging on being honorable mention all district in high school or something. It's embarrassing.
Posted by CapitalCityDevil
Seattle
Member since Nov 2014
2916 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 7:26 pm to
Imagine how scary snails would be if they were fast...
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166334 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 7:32 pm to
I ain't ever drinking scotch now
Posted by PhiTiger1764
Lurker since Aug 2003
Member since Oct 2009
13874 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 7:38 pm to
I wish I could go back to the time I heard this joke the first time. You didn't have an account yet and I didn't have to read your posts.
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22030 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 7:42 pm to
Pretty sure that exact analogy was used somewhere on this forum in the last week so you get a major downvote for unoriginality packaged as the exact opposite.
Posted by Breaux
Member since Nov 2005
3971 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 7:42 pm to
Very original. Good job
Posted by CapitalCityDevil
Seattle
Member since Nov 2014
2916 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 7:45 pm to
Every joke has been told a thousand times before. So the next time you laugh at anything I hope you realize that you derived joy from something that is clearly inferior to your ultimate originality.

Step off poser, before you get rekt.
Posted by Lester Earl
Member since Nov 2003
278502 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 7:46 pm to
monteg thinks you're a shitty poster
Posted by Pat Farris
Member since Nov 2014
124 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 7:47 pm to
This guy is one of the worst posters. I don't start posts because I know my limitations. I wish everyone had my restraint.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
32531 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 7:55 pm to
First time I've heard this and I approve
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26591 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 8:01 pm to
Thanks for playing. Kindly go frick yourself and never make another thread.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78707 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 8:11 pm to
If they had a CrossFit only for atheists that smoked pot we could set a new human record for most unbearable group of human beings that could never stop talking about how awesome they are.
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