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Air biscuit embarrassing moments
Posted on 2/11/15 at 11:39 am
Posted on 2/11/15 at 11:39 am
What was an embarrassing moment for you?
I had one recently. Walked into a patients room, talked to him and the family and all of a sudden I ripped one. Wasn't loud, but loud enough that they laughed. Luckily it was all sound and no smell!
I had one recently. Walked into a patients room, talked to him and the family and all of a sudden I ripped one. Wasn't loud, but loud enough that they laughed. Luckily it was all sound and no smell!
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Posted on 2/11/15 at 11:41 am to lsuson
Was giving instructions to my players in the weight room and stepped aside for a second to fart..................it was more than a fart.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 11:41 am to lsuson
Calling it an air biscuit has to be pretty embarassing for you, I imagine.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 11:42 am to CocomoLSU
Being a Penn St fan, must be embarrassing for you.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 11:44 am to lsuson
I'll never understand why people get so embarrassed about farting... everybody does it. I'll let rip anywhere... hurts to hold it in.
I did have a funny one a couple of weeks ago. I was at Target w/ the wife and right as this guy turned down the aisle I ripped a good one. I could see him jump like it startled him and he kept walking past. His wife was right behind him but she put on the brakes and stayed at the end of the aisle. He was looking back asking her questions about something he was looking at and she would yell back to him... but she would NOT come down the aisle.
I was laughing my arse off the whole time and my wife was so pissed.
The great thing about it all is that neither the guy or his wife would even acknowledge what happened. I'm laughing and they wouldn't even look at me... it's like other people get embarrassed when you fart. I love it.
I did have a funny one a couple of weeks ago. I was at Target w/ the wife and right as this guy turned down the aisle I ripped a good one. I could see him jump like it startled him and he kept walking past. His wife was right behind him but she put on the brakes and stayed at the end of the aisle. He was looking back asking her questions about something he was looking at and she would yell back to him... but she would NOT come down the aisle.
I was laughing my arse off the whole time and my wife was so pissed.
The great thing about it all is that neither the guy or his wife would even acknowledge what happened. I'm laughing and they wouldn't even look at me... it's like other people get embarrassed when you fart. I love it.
This post was edited on 2/11/15 at 11:46 am
Posted on 2/11/15 at 11:46 am to terd ferguson
Posted on 2/11/15 at 11:47 am to terd ferguson
when we were kids we were in an Eckerd's drug store. we walked through where someone was crop dusting and my little brother yelled out loud, "Gross! Mom, did you fart?", for everyone in the store to hear.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 11:48 am to lsuson
I dont fart much during the day. When I get up in the morning though...like someone poked a hole in the Goodyear blimp.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 11:49 am to lsuson
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Being a Penn St fan, must be embarrassing for you.
Why would that be?
Posted on 2/11/15 at 11:50 am to hardhead
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"Gross! Mom, did you fart?", for everyone in the store to hear.
When I was a kid I'd do that to my mom at the store... wait until we were near another customer and let one rip, then look at my mom and say "Ew, nasty".
Now I do the same thing to my wife.
This post was edited on 2/11/15 at 11:51 am
Posted on 2/11/15 at 11:50 am to CocomoLSU
I was working with my boss one day and all of a sudden he turns red and says he has to leave me for the rest of day. A few months later he confessed that he farted and crapped his pants.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 11:53 am to lsuson
Was at a movie with a girl I just started dating and her friend. We were watching Talladega Nights and some scene cracked me up causing me to laugh an fart at the same moment. For a moment I thought no one heard then I see her friend lean in and say Did Simp just fart, which made me crack up again..
Posted on 2/11/15 at 11:54 am to lsuson
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A few months later he confessed that he farted and crapped his pants.
God I love fart threads.
I was in an oxygen cleanliness class w/ a buddy. We got a break and as I was getting up out of my chair I let my arse get right next to his face and ripped one. After break when we were coming back he snuck up on me and tried to retaliate. I heard a wet sound and then he said "GODDAMMIT!". He sharted.
The instructor told us at the beginning of class that anyone late from break would be dismissed. My buddy was in the bathroom wiping the shite out of his drawers while I was explaining what happened to the instructor. The instructor gave him a pass.
This post was edited on 2/11/15 at 11:55 am
Posted on 2/11/15 at 11:56 am to terd ferguson
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God I love fart threads.
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Fareal?
Posted on 2/11/15 at 11:57 am to CocomoLSU
I can't help it. I was at the store w/ my kid the other day and he wanted to look at toys. I found this keyboard that made fart noises... my 5 year old eventually told me I needed to stop.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 11:57 am to lsuson
Posted on 2/11/15 at 11:58 am to terd ferguson
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Now I do the same thing to my wife.
my girlfriend gets this treatment. I like to let out a silent one then walk away.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 11:58 am to hardhead
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I like to let out a silent one then walk away.
That's no fun. I want everyone within a 20 foot radius to know what just happened.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 12:06 pm to terd ferguson
Well I let out a cloud in the elevator of the Lake this morning while it was full. It would have knocked a buzzard off of a gut wagon. Those people were dying. I chuckled.
I shite my shorts in Brewbachers, hung my boxers on the wall in the bathroom and sat back down to eat. The other couple went to the bathroom and I had to listen to 20 minutes of some nasty frick hung his drawers on the wall in the bathroom.
I shite my shorts in Brewbachers, hung my boxers on the wall in the bathroom and sat back down to eat. The other couple went to the bathroom and I had to listen to 20 minutes of some nasty frick hung his drawers on the wall in the bathroom.
This post was edited on 2/11/15 at 12:08 pm
Posted on 2/11/15 at 12:09 pm to terd ferguson
quote:I do this with smell.
I want everyone within a 20 foot radius to know what just happened.
Since you like fart stories...have you read Adam Carolla's story about the road trip with Kimmel and the farter? Look it up. It's pretty awesome.
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