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How would you introduce a visitor from the past to the modern world?
Posted on 2/3/15 at 7:50 pm
Posted on 2/3/15 at 7:50 pm
Buried deep in a link in another thread was the idea of a person from 1750 visiting modern day America. If someone from the British colonies somehow showed up at your house, how would you acclimate that person to 2015 without driving him insane?
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Posted on 2/3/15 at 7:51 pm to weagle99
I'd give them a fricking toothbrush and some toothpaste
Posted on 2/3/15 at 7:52 pm to weagle99
Drop him off at the San Dimas Mall, of course.
This post was edited on 2/3/15 at 7:53 pm
Posted on 2/3/15 at 7:52 pm to weagle99
I'd tell them to go back and kill your ancestors in order to prevent this thread.
Posted on 2/3/15 at 7:53 pm to weagle99
Show them youjizz
Posted on 2/3/15 at 7:53 pm to weagle99
Delete
This post was edited on 2/3/15 at 7:54 pm
Posted on 2/3/15 at 7:53 pm to weagle99
Freak then out by making them think they were deeper in the future by buying them dipping dots
Posted on 2/3/15 at 7:54 pm to weagle99
Show them the OT Lounge obviously.
Posted on 2/3/15 at 7:55 pm to Dorothy
Crack open a beer for starters.
I can imagine the idea of an iPhone might take a little bit to explain so I guess we can start with beer and iPhone
I can imagine the idea of an iPhone might take a little bit to explain so I guess we can start with beer and iPhone
Posted on 2/3/15 at 7:56 pm to weagle99
I'd prob hand him an old scroll like that old MF used to read but in the middle is a Smirnoff and I'd ice his arse
Posted on 2/3/15 at 7:58 pm to weagle99
Take selfies
Posted on 2/3/15 at 7:59 pm to ALT F4
Dammit Dorothy I came to
post that
post that
Posted on 2/3/15 at 7:59 pm to weagle99
I would hand them a smartphone and direct them to tigerdroppings.com.
Posted on 2/3/15 at 8:00 pm to weagle99
"Visitor from the Past, Modern World. Modern World, Visitor from the Past."
Posted on 2/3/15 at 8:01 pm to Kafka
Tie him down to the couch, turn on the tv for an entire day
Posted on 2/3/15 at 8:01 pm to weagle99
Introduce them to Obama and millenials. They will then proceed to weep uncontrollably. Amirite?
Posted on 2/3/15 at 8:03 pm to weagle99
McDonald's
Posted on 2/3/15 at 8:10 pm to jose canseco
Drop them off at colonial Williamsburg...but bring some dippin dots.
Posted on 2/3/15 at 8:11 pm to weagle99
I would start by introducing them to indoor plumbing. The magic knobs that supply seemingly unlimited, safe-to-drink water at a wide range of temperatures would probably be enough to mind-frick most anyone from that era.
Posted on 2/3/15 at 8:31 pm to Dorothy
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Drop him off at the San Dimas Mall, of course.
Damn you!
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