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re: Dudes whats the most metro thing you do on the reg ?

Posted on 1/29/15 at 10:47 pm to
Posted by WildcatMike
Lexington, KY
Member since Dec 2005
41539 posts
Posted on 1/29/15 at 10:47 pm to
quote:

have my arms

Have been known to jump in my mom's tanning bed for 10 min on occasion

wear fitted jeans when I do wear jeans

use axe hair paste

complete manscape with a mach3



Dude, this is not metro….this is being Douche Rob Lowe.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27329 posts
Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:06 pm to
Put on deodorant. Unscented. Or smell my boxers to make sure they don't stink(too bad) before I wear them again.
Posted by CajunSoldier225
Member since Aug 2011
8990 posts
Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:07 pm to
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57665 posts
Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:10 pm to
Dress nicely
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:20 pm to
quote:

Place my cock between my legs while standing in front of my wife and show her my vagina on the reg. I've got a cute vagina.



My God.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65625 posts
Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:29 pm to
quote:

....a cute vagina.

You read Hillary's mind when she met Christina?



PS: Acute Angina, I got it.
This post was edited on 1/29/15 at 11:31 pm
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:32 pm to
Shave the gooch.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:47 pm to
Wipe my arse
Posted by Legendary0903
Tree Fiddy Green Money
Member since Jan 2014
4416 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 12:21 am to
Shave my chest and balls. I also feel so gay, so my roommate always whacks me off immediately after.
Posted by skinny domino
sebr
Member since Feb 2007
14335 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 2:28 am to
quote:

I swear even SFP could get laid if he were to go to a yoga class for a few months
Posted by Mung
NorCal
Member since Aug 2007
9054 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 4:22 am to
Get my ears waxed

Manscape
Posted by SpartyGator
Detroit Lions fan
Member since Oct 2011
75412 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 6:09 am to
Putting a good amount of lotion (my triceps get to be so dry and I have a small lotion bottle at my cubicle as well). Also, Discussing fragerences.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 6:11 am to
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Putting a good amount of lotion (my triceps get to be so dry and I have a small lotion bottle at my cubicle as well).


This just means your skin wants to be black

White people can get ashy too
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66924 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 6:29 am to
quote:

Place my cock between my legs while standing in front of my wife and show her my vagina on the reg. I've got a cute vagina.


You should get it steamed. It's all the rage.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26532 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 6:34 am to
This post was edited on 1/30/15 at 6:37 am
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64518 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 6:39 am to
Bunch of fricking sissies.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
31484 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 6:39 am to
I've got nothing. I've turned into a beer and coffee snob in my old age but that's more akin to hipsterism than metrosexuality.
Posted by LouisianaLonghorn
Austin, Texas
Member since Jan 2006
14170 posts
Posted on 2/2/15 at 10:14 am to
Shave my face daily (even on weekends)

Take pride in how I dress

Pay $35 for a haircut

Manscape regularly

Get a massage once/month

Practice yoga 3 days/week
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