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Texas is awesome as frick
Posted on 1/25/15 at 8:25 pm
Posted on 1/25/15 at 8:25 pm
Since this board is so obsessed about the greatest g'damn state in the best fricking county on the best planet in all of Gods creation.
lets list some of the reason why y'all are so fricking jelly.
Our women are fine.
We respect the rights of the individual and will fight to protect what God in his wisdom decided to bless us with
great food
Outlet malls
Culture,, you want fricking culture we have it all every major nationwide chain has a presence in our fine state. Why,, because we have so many working class people to serve the rich powerful and privileged which we also have plenty of.
( case we're Texas by God)
Fake boobs were invented here
Earl Campbell, Willie Nelson and 2 of the original Charlies Angels are from Texas
you say frick CANCER,, we've been fricking cancer up for over 40 years
bring it
lets list some of the reason why y'all are so fricking jelly.
Our women are fine.
We respect the rights of the individual and will fight to protect what God in his wisdom decided to bless us with
great food
Outlet malls
Culture,, you want fricking culture we have it all every major nationwide chain has a presence in our fine state. Why,, because we have so many working class people to serve the rich powerful and privileged which we also have plenty of.
( case we're Texas by God)
Fake boobs were invented here
Earl Campbell, Willie Nelson and 2 of the original Charlies Angels are from Texas
you say frick CANCER,, we've been fricking cancer up for over 40 years
bring it
This post was edited on 1/25/15 at 8:29 pm
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Posted on 1/25/15 at 8:26 pm to OWLFAN86
Posted on 1/25/15 at 8:26 pm to OWLFAN86
Texas also gave us you, so frick them.
Posted on 1/25/15 at 8:26 pm to OWLFAN86
Posted on 1/25/15 at 8:27 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
we have it all every major nationwide chain
Posted on 1/25/15 at 8:27 pm to OWLFAN86
texas sucks sorry
Posted on 1/25/15 at 8:27 pm to OWLFAN86
Texas is legit , it birthed me
This post was edited on 1/25/15 at 8:28 pm
Posted on 1/25/15 at 8:27 pm to OWLFAN86
It also has the Cowboys which is reason enough to hate it
Posted on 1/25/15 at 8:28 pm to OWLFAN86
Davy Crocketts widow disagrees.
Posted on 1/25/15 at 8:28 pm to OWLFAN86
The only state in the union that could stand on it's own. 
Posted on 1/25/15 at 8:28 pm to redneck
quote:
Texas is legit , it birthed me
quote:
redneck
youre not helping
Posted on 1/25/15 at 8:28 pm to OWLFAN86
You won't find any queers with Bama bangs inside our borders.
Posted on 1/25/15 at 8:28 pm to Sentrius
Texas state troopers perform more roadside body cavity searches per capita than any other state.
Posted on 1/25/15 at 8:29 pm to OWLFAN86
Well I guess it's better than Mexico so you have that going for you.
BtW, how'd they smuggle you across the border when you came over?
BtW, how'd they smuggle you across the border when you came over?
Posted on 1/25/15 at 8:29 pm to Rebel
Whataburger
Posted on 1/25/15 at 8:29 pm to OWLFAN86
Texas has also given us cheap mexican labor. Cant forget that one.
Posted on 1/25/15 at 8:29 pm to mattz1122
quote:not any live ones anyway
You won't find any queers with Bama bangs inside our borders.
Posted on 1/25/15 at 8:30 pm to OWLFAN86
As a proud graduate of UT-Austin, I completely agree with you that Texas is awesome.
Whataburger is awesome too.
But Rice still sucks and Houston has no culture.
Whataburger is awesome too.
But Rice still sucks and Houston has no culture.
Posted on 1/25/15 at 8:30 pm to tgrbaitn08
He walked across during the great drought of 49.
Posted on 1/25/15 at 8:31 pm to foshizzle
quote:you are now on a list
But Rice still sucks
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