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Boa Constrictor slithers out of toilet in San Diego office building

Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:48 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:48 pm
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It sounds like an urban legend — except it isn’t.

A 5½-foot boa constrictor slithered out of a toilet in a downtown office late Tuesday afternoon.

Yes, it’s true.

The wayward snake made his startling appearance in a PR firm’s restroom on the second floor of the old San Diego City Hall building at 5th Avenue and G Street in the Gaslamp.

Stephanie Lacsa and Holly Wells, co-founders of Vertical PR + Marketing, got the shock of their lives when their uninvited visitor appeared.

Plumbing problem? The snake’s discovery came after Lacsa noticed the water in the toilet was unusually high. So she grabbed a plunger. Never did she expect the head and beady eyes of a snake to pop up as she plunged.

“As soon I saw the flicker of its tongue, I definitely knew that it was, in fact, a large snake heading straight toward me,” said Lacsa.
Woman finds snake in toilet

She ran out of the bathroom, taped the door shut and called the county Department of Animal Services for help.

When a county officer arrived, they opened to the door to discover the boa had crawled out of the toilet and was coiled behind its base. “I just couldn’t believe my eyes,” said Wells.

Where is he now? The boa now is in the custody of Animal Services, where Deputy Director Dan DeSousa reports they found a few mites and it’s underweight (4.78 pounds) but in good condition overall.
Posted by DrRogers
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2014
581 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:49 pm to
That came out of my arse
Posted by MiloDanglers
on a dock on a bay
Member since Apr 2012
6544 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:51 pm to
Taped the door shut? Like the boa was going to reach up and try the handle?
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:53 pm to
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Constrictor
That was my reaction too
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164143 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:54 pm to
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Taped the door shut? Like the boa was going to reach up and try the handle?

Posted by b-rab2
N. Louisiana
Member since Dec 2005
12577 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:55 pm to
I've seen a video of one opening a door.. it scared the crap out of me.
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8108 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:56 pm to
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That came out of my arse


It's funny until the spawn of Satan bites you in the dick (or nuts) while you're squeezing one out.
Posted by AlaTiger
America
Member since Aug 2006
21123 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 10:02 pm to
How do they get in the pipes like this?

Trying to not have nightmares. Or, wanting to use the bathroom again.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
84121 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 10:02 pm to
And now I'll never shite at my office again.
















Just playin
Posted by 911Moto
Member since Sep 2013
5491 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 10:09 pm to
Rainbow Boa - and not a very good looking one.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36373 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 10:19 pm to
This is my nightmare.
Posted by Golfer
Member since Nov 2005
75052 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 10:51 pm to
I would have burned the office down...f that
Posted by Emiliooo
Member since Jun 2013
5148 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 10:56 pm to
Spiders are way way worse than snakes. frick spiders
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
52796 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 10:56 pm to
Just another zany event at a PR/marketing firm in Amurica. Probably temporarily distracted the staff from gossiping and/or playing ping pong and gave them something to post on FB and get 1213148485 likes, the pinnacle of human achievement.
Posted by Camp Randall
The Shadow of the Valley of Death
Member since Nov 2005
15592 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 10:57 pm to
After they shed those are very pretty snakes
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32482 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:00 pm to



Well...






im not sleeping tonight.
Posted by smash williams
San Diego
Member since Apr 2009
19749 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:38 pm to
I would have shite my pants if I saw that.
Posted by hoopsgalore
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2013
8645 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 12:33 am to
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This is my nightmare.



Posted by hoopsgalore
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2013
8645 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 12:33 am to
Good Lord.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 7:44 am to
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This is my nightmare.
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