Spinoff: Andy could have done a lot better than Helen Crump

Helen was by far the worst character on the show.

Ellie was straight fire and had a quick wit. Her disappearance was never explained though. I think Andy killed her via multiple O's with his huge D, and sunk her body in the lake.

Hell yes he could have. How he let Mary and Peggy get away is beyond me. And to think he had Mary right where he wanted her, inviting himself over, she'd always be making coffee and pizzas for him. He had it made.

You think that new kid who stole all those tomatoes and pegged out Street lights grew into a serial killer?

Andy definitely fricked up not keeping Ellie Walker around. She was a babe.

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He also nailing Juanita Beasley from the diner. Dude was a player.

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Juanita, Juanita
Lovely, dear Juanita
From your head down to your feet,
There's nothing half so sweet,
As Juanita, Juanita, Juanit.
Oh, there are things of wonder,
Of which mean like to sing.
There are pretty sunsets and birds upon the wing,
But of the joys of nature,
None truly can compare,
With Juanita, Juanita, she of beauty beyond compare.
Juanita, Juanita, love dear Juanit.

When he sings her a song like that... how could she refuse his advances?

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Don't forget the fun girls

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How about that manicurist?

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That's Barbara Eden. All of Andy's suitorettes were gorgeous.

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He also nailing Juanita Beasley from the diner.

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Cock-a-doodle doo.