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Favorite Good Guy to Bad Guy put downs...
Posted on 12/29/14 at 1:15 pm
Posted on 12/29/14 at 1:15 pm
Bruce Willis has so many... anyone remember the rest of this one?
"Why did Mr. Milo cross the road?"
"Why did Mr. Milo cross the road?"
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Posted on 12/29/14 at 1:15 pm to Floating Change Up
You eat pieces of shite for breakfast?
Posted on 12/29/14 at 1:16 pm to Tactical1
This post was edited on 12/30/14 at 2:58 pm
Posted on 12/29/14 at 1:17 pm to Floating Change Up
quote:
If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.
Posted on 12/29/14 at 1:21 pm to Floating Change Up
You dirt-eating piece of slime, you scum-sucking pig, you son of a motherless goat!
Posted on 12/29/14 at 1:22 pm to Floating Change Up
quote:
Good Guy to Bad Guy put downs
"Tread lightly."
-Walter White to Hank Schrader
Posted on 12/29/14 at 1:23 pm to Floating Change Up
"Pissed off? You should worry about getting pissed on."
-Achoo, Robin Hood: Men in Tights
-Achoo, Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Posted on 12/29/14 at 1:23 pm to GrammarKnotsi
Allen Gamble: OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.
Terry Hoitz: How you gonna do that?
Allen Gamble: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.
[pause]
Allen Gamble: Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope
Terry Hoitz: How you gonna do that?
Allen Gamble: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.
[pause]
Allen Gamble: Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope
Posted on 12/29/14 at 1:32 pm to Floating Change Up
"I came here to do 2 things: Drink beer and kick some arse...and I'm just about out of beer..."
Posted on 12/29/14 at 1:34 pm to Floating Change Up
"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy." - Josey Wales
Posted on 12/29/14 at 1:36 pm to Floating Change Up
Ike Clanton: What is that now? Twelve hands in a row? Holliday, son of a bitch, nobody's that lucky.
Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!
Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!
Posted on 12/29/14 at 1:36 pm to Floating Change Up
Holliday you son of a bitch, no one's that lucky.
Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker just isn't your game. I know, let's have a spelling contest!
Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker just isn't your game. I know, let's have a spelling contest!
Posted on 12/29/14 at 1:37 pm to Funky Tide 8
Posted on 12/29/14 at 1:38 pm to WG_Dawg
"Are you gonna do something? Or just stand there and bleed?"
Posted on 12/29/14 at 1:43 pm to WG_Dawg
quote:
WG_Dawg
Great minds think alike
Posted on 12/29/14 at 1:44 pm to Byron Bojangles III
quote:
Ike Clanton: What is that now? Twelve hands in a row? Holliday, son of a bitch, nobody's that lucky.
Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!
Posted on 12/29/14 at 1:50 pm to SG_Geaux
hey man we already said that one
Posted on 12/29/14 at 1:51 pm to Floating Change Up
quote:
"Why did Mr. Milo cross the road?"
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
Posted on 12/29/14 at 1:52 pm to WG_Dawg
quote:
hey man we already said that one
Hence the quotes.
It says favorite. That is my favorite.
This post was edited on 12/29/14 at 1:53 pm
Posted on 12/29/14 at 1:54 pm to WPBTiger
quote:
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick arse...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
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THERE IT IS.
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