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re: Favorite Good Guy to Bad Guy put downs...
Posted on 12/29/14 at 2:12 pm to Funky Tide 8
Posted on 12/29/14 at 2:12 pm to Funky Tide 8
quote:
Dalton: Sorry, we're closed.
Ketchum: Then what are all these people doing here?
Dalton: Drinking and having a good time.
Ketchum: That's why we're here.
Dalton: You're too stupid to have a good time.
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Posted on 12/29/14 at 2:35 pm to Floating Change Up
Slider: Crashed and burned! Huh, Mav?
Maverick: Hey, Slider.
[sniffs]
Maverick: You stink!
Maverick: Hey, Slider.
[sniffs]
Maverick: You stink!
Posted on 12/29/14 at 3:33 pm to Floating Change Up
quote:
Captain Gene Mauch: Shake your dicks, this pissing contest is over!
quote:
P.K. Highsmith: Ay, ay, ay! If I wanna hear you talk, I'll shove my arm up your arse and work your mouth like a puppet!
This post was edited on 12/29/14 at 3:36 pm
Posted on 12/29/14 at 3:43 pm to NIH
Roadhouse
Posted on 12/29/14 at 3:43 pm to THRILLHO
quote:
"Tread lightly."
-Walter White to Hank Schrader
As much as I love Walter White, he may have been the protagonist of the the show but he sure as shite wasn't the good guy in that exchange.
Posted on 12/29/14 at 3:44 pm to Floating Change Up
Bad to good or less bad
Who said this?
"here's the thing.......I don't give a tupenny frick about your moral canundrum you meat-headed shite-sack...... That's more or less the thing."
1:24
Who said this?
"here's the thing.......I don't give a tupenny frick about your moral canundrum you meat-headed shite-sack...... That's more or less the thing."
1:24
This post was edited on 12/29/14 at 3:49 pm
Posted on 12/29/14 at 3:46 pm to Floating Change Up
quote:
There are two types of people in the world – those with a gun, and those who dig. Now dig....
quote:
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
Posted on 12/29/14 at 5:52 pm to Floating Change Up
the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you
Posted on 12/29/14 at 6:39 pm to Floating Change Up
quote:
Not only have you got a fricking bent husband and a fricking daughter that gets taken to school in a fricking sedan chair, you're also fricking mental. Jesus Christ, see you, you're a fricking omnishambles, that's what you are. You're like that coffee machine, you know: from bean to cup, you frick up.
Posted on 12/29/14 at 6:46 pm to Floating Change Up
How has nobody mentioned the GOAT of one-liners.
Posted on 12/29/14 at 7:01 pm to Floating Change Up
You're just the afterbirth, Eli. Slithered out on your mother's filth. They should've put you in a glass jar on the mantlepiece.
Posted on 12/29/14 at 7:16 pm to Floating Change Up
If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.
Posted on 12/29/14 at 7:21 pm to Floating Change Up
Posted on 12/29/14 at 7:35 pm to Floating Change Up
Thank God your mammy died givin' birth. If she'd have seen you, she'd have died of shame.
(assuming pappy O'daniel was a good guy)
(assuming pappy O'daniel was a good guy)
Posted on 12/29/14 at 7:36 pm to Floating Change Up
Why don't you let off some steam, bennett.
Posted on 12/29/14 at 7:44 pm to Floating Change Up
Rufio: Boil-dripping, beef, fart-sniffing bubble butt!
Kids: Bangarang, Rufio!
Peter Banning: Someone has a severe ca-ca mouth, you know that?
Rufio: You are fart factory, Slug-slimed, sack-of-rat-guts-in-cat-vomit, cheesy, scab-picked, pimple-squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!
Kids: [in unison] Ugh!
Peter Banning: Substitute chemistry teacher.
Lost Boy: Come on, Rufio, hit him back.
Rufio: Mung tongue.
Peter Banning: Math tutor.
Rufio: Pinhead.
Peter Banning: Prison barber.
Rufio: Mother lover.
Peter Banning: Nearsighted gynecologist.
Rufio: In your face, camel cake!
Peter Banning: In your rear, cow derrière.
Rufio: Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig.
Peter Banning: You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude.
Thud Butt: [with the rest of the Lost Boys] Bangarang, Peter!
Rufio: You... you man! Stupid, stupid man!
Peter Banning: Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger why don't you eat me! You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy!
Don't Ask: What's a paramecium brain?
Peter Banning: I'll tell you what a paramecium is! That's the paramecium! It's a one-celled critter with no brain, that can't fly! Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer!
Kids: Bangarang, Rufio!
Peter Banning: Someone has a severe ca-ca mouth, you know that?
Rufio: You are fart factory, Slug-slimed, sack-of-rat-guts-in-cat-vomit, cheesy, scab-picked, pimple-squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!
Kids: [in unison] Ugh!
Peter Banning: Substitute chemistry teacher.
Lost Boy: Come on, Rufio, hit him back.
Rufio: Mung tongue.
Peter Banning: Math tutor.
Rufio: Pinhead.
Peter Banning: Prison barber.
Rufio: Mother lover.
Peter Banning: Nearsighted gynecologist.
Rufio: In your face, camel cake!
Peter Banning: In your rear, cow derrière.
Rufio: Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig.
Peter Banning: You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude.
Thud Butt: [with the rest of the Lost Boys] Bangarang, Peter!
Rufio: You... you man! Stupid, stupid man!
Peter Banning: Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger why don't you eat me! You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy!
Don't Ask: What's a paramecium brain?
Peter Banning: I'll tell you what a paramecium is! That's the paramecium! It's a one-celled critter with no brain, that can't fly! Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer!
Posted on 12/29/14 at 8:10 pm to Floating Change Up
Now I have a machine gun. Ho Ho Ho
Posted on 12/29/14 at 8:11 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
Posted on 12/29/14 at 8:16 pm to Floating Change Up
From Dirty Harry:
Man: "Don't you lecture me you son of a bitch. You know who you're talking to? You know my record?"
Harry: "Yeah, you're a legend in your own mind."
LINK
Man: "Don't you lecture me you son of a bitch. You know who you're talking to? You know my record?"
Harry: "Yeah, you're a legend in your own mind."
LINK
This post was edited on 12/29/14 at 8:23 pm
Posted on 12/30/14 at 1:14 am to arcalades
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This post was edited on 5/31/22 at 12:10 pm
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