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Happy Kwanzaa!

Posted on 12/26/14 at 7:57 am
Posted by Meauxjeaux
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Posted on 12/26/14 at 7:57 am
In case y'all forgot.
Posted by CollegeFBRules
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Posted on 12/26/14 at 7:58 am to
We only worry about swaddled baby Jesus in these parts.
Posted by themunch
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Posted on 12/26/14 at 7:59 am to
forgot what?
Posted by TrueTiger
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Posted on 12/26/14 at 7:59 am to
Thanks.

The only religion I know of that has sprung up in my lifetime.
Posted by idlewatcher
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Posted on 12/26/14 at 9:52 am to
quote:

The only religion I know of that has sprung up in my lifetime.


And what about Festivus for the rest of us?
Posted by PsychTiger
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Posted on 12/26/14 at 10:03 am to
I performed well in the feats of strength.
Posted by FT
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Posted on 12/26/14 at 10:08 am to
You need seven Kwanzaa candles that you light up every night. But they best be made of beeswax or y'all might as well be white.
Posted by TrueTiger
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Posted on 12/26/14 at 10:11 am to
Festivus

Well yeah, but I always thought that its creators intended it as a parody.

The Kwanzaa creators were dead serious.
Posted by idlewatcher
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Posted on 12/26/14 at 10:54 am to
They absolutely are serious although I don't know what it's about TBH. Do people go into their bosses office and say

"bossman, I need off tomorrow"
"Wait what? Why?"
"Well, it's Kwanzaa after all"
"[Audible laugh] GTFO with your jokes"

Posted by Meauxjeaux
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Posted on 12/26/14 at 10:55 am to
quote:

The Kwanzaa creators were dead serious.


There is actually only one Kwanzaa creator and, while you laugh, he was very "dead serious".

Posted by constant cough
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Posted on 12/26/14 at 10:56 am to
What businesses should we go loot in order to celebrate properly?
Posted by Easy
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Posted on 12/26/14 at 11:31 am to
Thanks. Same to you.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 12/26/14 at 11:40 am to
Happy Kwanzaa to those who celebrate it

Christmas is plenty enough for me, personally.
Posted by Poodlebrain
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Posted on 12/26/14 at 11:45 am to
Which day is the celebration of not being killed by racist cops, and what foods am I supposed to serve?
Posted by Revelator
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Posted on 12/26/14 at 11:51 am to
Is Kwanzaa like Ebola?
This post was edited on 12/26/14 at 11:52 am
Posted by VOR
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Posted on 12/26/14 at 11:54 am to
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CollegeFBRules


By the way, belated Merry and Happy, CFB.
Posted by cwill
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Posted on 12/26/14 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

Posted by constant cough
What businesses should we go loot in order to celebrate properly?




You never disappoint.
Posted by CajunSoldier225
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Posted on 12/26/14 at 3:03 pm to
Posted by TrueTiger
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Posted on 12/26/14 at 3:17 pm to
quote:

Festivus


Oh, I almost forgot Dudeism.

you can be ordained as a Dudeist priest online
This post was edited on 12/26/14 at 3:19 pm
Posted by Zach
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Posted on 12/26/14 at 3:21 pm to
It doesn't happen until January. Half way between Xmas and Black History Month. Mostly celebrated not by blacks but by white liberal journalists who work for small town newspapers.
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