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re: How should I introduce my GF to my family at Christmas?

Posted on 12/24/14 at 3:10 am to
Posted by skinny domino
sebr
Member since Feb 2007
14329 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 3:10 am to
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The problem is that we met off tinder and I'm weary about how that would go over with my family.
maybe they don't know what tinder is - maybe they don't give a shite.
Posted by TOKEN
Member since Feb 2014
11990 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 3:54 am to
No, never on Christmas

You will have stupid pictures of her on your families Facebook photos in the event you break up. Which will happen by next year mathematically speaking.
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
125394 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 4:16 am to
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The problem is that we met off tinder and I'm weary about how that would go over with my family


If any of them know what Tinder is they will know you were just looking for an easy piece of arse and she locked your dumbass in.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39047 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 5:55 am to
Just say you met online. Follow it up with a question about devilled eggs.

Is the family going to sit you down and grill you both, on Christmas? Do they also ask about doggystyle and reverse cowgirl?

If they ask something that you do not want to answer, just say "What an odd question. When will the turkey be done." If they keep grilling like rabid detectives, hit the ringleader in the balls.

Make it a Christmas to remember. Post her pre Christmas pics now and Christmas pics afterwards.
Posted by Golfer
Member since Nov 2005
75052 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 6:01 am to
This username and story reeks of a GCS alter.
Posted by Double Oh
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2008
17741 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 6:02 am to
so Tinder is a one nite stand dating site?
Posted by Grouper Picatta
Sarasota,FL
Member since Mar 2013
1590 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 6:26 am to
Mom and dad if like you to meet Cinammon
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29365 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 6:52 am to
Mom, Dad, this is Jenny. She's the girl I stick my penis in. We met on a website that basically exists for that purpose. Merry Christmas.
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
19673 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 7:04 am to
This thread just reminds me that I have no tinder game.
This post was edited on 12/24/14 at 7:05 am
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
24626 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 7:07 am to
Nekked.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21413 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 7:40 am to
quote:

The problem is that we met off tinder and I'm weary about how that would go over with my family. I dont want them to judge her because of that. I was thinking about just telling them we met through school but I feel they will judge her because of that as well.


What would be an acceptable way to meet a girlfriend, in your parent's eyes?
Posted by CorkSoaker
Member since Oct 2008
9784 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 7:47 am to
What is tinder? Sounds like something for people who can't get girls in person so they try to find the desperate, super insecure ones online. Let me guess, you'll be shocked when this broad turns out to be a total whack job in 2 weeks?
Posted by TheDude
Member since May 2004
2675 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 7:58 am to
If your parents are the kind of people that would judge her for going to the same school as you, it doesn't matter what you say. They are already going to judge her for being dumb enough to date your stupid arse.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 8:03 am to
quote:

What is tinder? Sounds like something for people who can't get girls in person so they try to find the desperate, super insecure ones online. Let me guess, you'll be shocked when this broad turns out to be a total whack job in 2 weeks?


Tinder is awesome. Don't knock it 'til you try it.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24560 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 8:25 am to
quote:

What is tinder? Sounds like something for people who can't get girls in person so they try to find the desperate, super insecure ones online.

Go soak some cork you old hag
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81185 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 8:38 am to
quote:

If they ask something that you do not want to answer, just say "What an odd question. When will the turkey be done."


This.

Why people let their random family members butt their noses into their life is beyond me.

I don't know that I've ever told my family or my SO's family how we met. I don't think they give a shite how
Posted by TigahRag
Sorting Out OT BS Since 2005
Member since May 2005
132775 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 8:40 am to
There's no shame in meeting on an Internet message board .. Come on !
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6024 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 9:54 am to
quote:

And it's not as lame as claiming you met the love of your life at a gas station in the middle of the night and she never even went out with you


Harry?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 9:57 am to
quote:

, you'll be shocked when this broad turns out to be a total whack job in 2 weeks?


they're all whack jobs, except for you of course
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 9:59 am to
Just say you met online. Don't offer any other details.


If they ask, say you met on one of the more traditional dating sites(Match,etc).


Fwiw...my husband was embarrassed to tell his parents how we met. He told them we met through mutual friends. His mom didn't find out the truth until right before we got married
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