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re: Wisconsin man smokes marijuana, proceeds to orally pleasure horse

Posted on 12/22/14 at 8:48 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 12/22/14 at 8:48 pm to
It was a weed-induced version of a barn-find.
Posted by happyhappyjoyjoy
Packer/Suns fan too
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:11 pm to
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He smoked marijuana? What a weirdo!



Wait wait wait, he smoked one WHOLE marijuana?
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26537 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:13 pm to
Was this guy the horse's teacher? That's pretty much the only way I see this thread going 50+ pages on the OT.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:13 pm to
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Kreft admitted to police that, before he was found inside the barn with said animal, which he blew and jacked off, he was viewing horse porn.


Sounds legit that the police would share this with the media and they would print it
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76182 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:14 pm to
Munchies so bad only horse semen would do
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:14 pm to
It's funny at all the jobless potheads posting in here. So angry
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:16 pm to
Anyone that doesn't have a job should kill themselves
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26537 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:18 pm to
If they make that a law I'm going into the funeral home business.
This post was edited on 12/22/14 at 9:19 pm
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:20 pm to
We would be competitors! This economy would be rocking!
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28897 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:23 pm to
That is so awful. That guy should do humanity a favor and go swim in lava.
Posted by Titus Pullo
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Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:23 pm to
Obviously the horse was this guy's dealer and since the dude didn't have any cash the horse made him blow him for the pot.

The guy, knowing the pigs would never believe the horse was selling grass, and not wanting to be a rat, made up the story about getting high to horse porn and blowing and jacking off the stallion.

This guy could cure cancer or bring peace to the middle east, but still always be known as the guy who blew a horse.
This post was edited on 12/22/14 at 9:24 pm
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18732 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:32 pm to
The horse is probably like, "I was about to rail that dude until those cops came and cockblocked me."
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29473 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:32 pm to
So what is the problem here?

Posted by Titus Pullo
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Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 9:35 pm to
He's lucky he wasn't fricking the horse doggy style, else the cops would have shot him.
Posted by Lokistale
Member since Aug 2013
1193 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 1:24 pm to
Tread is probably dead, but maybe he was trying to be this guy?

Posted by Dan Bilzerian
..on my yacht or jet.
Member since Dec 2014
1864 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 1:27 pm to
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he was viewing horse porn


Donkey shows?

And, yes, there still are donkey shows in Tijuana.
Posted by Jet12
Tweet, tweet, tweet, two steps.
Member since Nov 2010
20554 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 4:49 pm to
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See, I told people marijuana makes you do dumb stuff and have no control. It's evil and this is proof.

Mr. Hands was sober....

Death by horse sex.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69050 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 4:59 pm to
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Mr. Hands was sober....


so mad at myself for googling and then watching that.
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