Wisconsin man smokes marijuana, proceeds to orally pleasure horse

He smoked marijuana? What a weirdo!

See, I told people marijuana makes you do dumb stuff and have no control. It's evil and this is proof.

You know it must have been bad if the horse wanted to press charges.

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Does this make him a real pole smoker?

Did the horse promise him some crack?

Pics or it didn't happen!

Here's what really happened: The dude wanted to smoke a doobie inside the barn, but it was locked except for a small window around back. He got stuck trying to get in through the window, but luckily spotted a jar of petroleum jelly within reach. He was able to free wiggle free, but in doing so his pants tore on a piece of the broken window in the process. Once inside, he did what any pot head would do and tried to get the horse high. He tried using the face mask as a makeshift gas mask instead of blowing smoke straight into the horse's mouth. The owner of the property heard the disturbance and notified the police, who arrived promptly on the scene. The man heard the officers approaching the barn, and he knew he only had one option if he wanted to not get caught with the marijuana. He quickly got out his iPhone 6 and google searched "horse porn" under videos and positioned himself near the horse's genitals for further convincing. What will those silly stoners do next??

Horse semen is a gateway drug.

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