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Mr. Kreft was arrested after attempting to blow a horse

Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:12 am
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34415 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:12 am
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A Wausau man accused of performing a sex act with a horse has been charged in Marathon County with bestiality.

Jared Kreft, 30, was charged with sexual gratification with an animal sex organ, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana as a repeat offender and bail jumping, according to court records.

On Wednesday, Marathon County sheriff's deputies were sent to a barn in the town of Wausau, where they found Kreft near a horse, according to court documents. Kreft was wearing a face mask, black jacket and blue wind pants with holes cut in the groin and buttocks areas, according to court documents.

He told deputies after he was arrested that he went to the barn and performed oral sex on the horse and tried to arouse the horse with his hand, according to court documents. He said he had viewed "horse pornography" before the incident.

Deputies also found a blue and red glass pipe often used for smoking marijuana and a jar of petroleum jelly.

When they searched his apartment in the city of Wausau, a detective found a small amount of marijuana, according to court documents.

Kreft was ordered held on a $2,000 cash bond and ordered to have no contact with the residence where the crime occurred.

It was unclear from court documents who owned the barn and horse. Requests for comment from the prosecutor and the Marathon County Sheriff's Department were not immediately returned.


Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78136 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:13 am to
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Kreft was wearing a face mask, black jacket and blue wind pants with holes cut in the groin and buttocks areas


"i'm not randy"

"i'm not lahey"
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22452 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:13 am to
Mr Hands died from this. No one can take a horse dick and live.




except Paige of course.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78019 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:14 am to
Should have let the guy go through with it. Probably would have killed him and not wasted the courts time.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36373 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:15 am to
RIP Mr. Hands
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7292 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:15 am to
no cruelty to animals charge
Posted by BlackleafBaller
Member since Oct 2012
1863 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:17 am to
Reefer madness
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98217 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:19 am to
Posted by ZacAttack
The Land Mass
Member since Oct 2012
6416 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:23 am to
Posted by Reames239
Hammond
Member since Sep 2014
676 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:23 am to
See, kids. Smoking marijuana will make you suck a horse dick.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54577 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:24 am to
I bet Mr.kreft will get raped by the horses when the jail sends him to do his manual labor hopefully at the prison rodeo or something. I could see the male horses running train on that sic fuq. Hey ed that him?
Ed: yep that's him eeeeeehawwwww
Posted by Montezuma
Member since Apr 2013
3629 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:25 am to
It's how Packer fans celebrate
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:30 am to
What the frick are wind pants?
Posted by okietiger
Chelsea F.C. Fan
Member since Oct 2005
40976 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:31 am to
I love your threads
Posted by Reames239
Hammond
Member since Sep 2014
676 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:33 am to
You cereal ?
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
18861 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:35 am to
No difference between that and being a queer. I think the courts should let him marry the horse.
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:40 am to
Yeah, I've never heard of wind pants. I googled and they have a strange resemblance to sweat pants.

Was this change in terminology really necessary?
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22452 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:46 am to
quote:

Yeah, I've never heard of wind pants. I googled and they have a strange resemblance to sweat pants.

Was this change in terminology really necessary?



This is either the weirdest troll ive ever seen or one of the most inexplicable mental blind spots in human history.
Posted by Reames239
Hammond
Member since Sep 2014
676 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:54 am to
I have always called the basketball style, non cloth material windpants.

Sweatpants were cloth.

I didn't explain that worth shite.
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:55 am to
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