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re: How would you handle this situation?

Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:51 pm to
Posted by CBLSU316
Far Right of Left
Member since Jun 2008
11392 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:51 pm to
Right about that first red light where he got on your bumper is where you should have put your car in park and skull drug his arse.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47603 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:52 pm to
quote:

I laughed out loud and a few people in my office looked at me. I acted as if nothing happened.


You just missed another opportunity to look someone dead in the eye and start masturbating.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:54 pm to
You are such a fricking fig.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:55 pm to
TH03

quote:

You are such a fricking fig.



Merry Christmas to you too......

























































you fricking choad.
This post was edited on 12/19/14 at 4:56 pm
Posted by Arkla Missy
Ark-La-Miss
Member since Jan 2013
10288 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 11:15 pm to
Thank you so much, killz!! I've bookmarked & have a cpl of questions I'll post on the Arky Board in the a.m.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64533 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 11:19 pm to
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2. When you rolled down your window, you should have pulled out your cock, looked him dead in the eye, and started masturbating.



Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22274 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 12:55 am to
This is why I always keep live rattlesnakes in my truck. When someone pulls up parallel, matching my speed and staring at me, I just wait for that window to come down and BOOM!, rattlesnake right through the window.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61213 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 1:03 am to
Small penis syndrome with the sports car guy. He needs you to give him confidence by making way for his want to go 2fast2furious.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18762 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 1:26 am to
I have paid State Farm a ton of premiums over the years so that I can just ram a motherfricker when he aggravates me. Sorry brah, here is my insurance card.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 1:35 am to
What kind of "hot rod" are we talking about here? Camaro, charger, mustang, or some ghetto piece of shite on rims?

I agree though, you shouldn't have engaged, you could've been shot over some bullshite.
Posted by JJBTiger2012
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
1891 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 4:44 am to
quote:

I'd tell him to pull that pussy arse car over and get out of it for the arse kicking his father should've given him years ago or to GTFO of my way.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39110 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 6:39 am to
I originally thought he said he would see you again because he thought your car was cool too.

The way he finished it changed my mind. He thinks he will see you at his mother's house during the holidays.

Bring wine and a side dish.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66925 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 6:41 am to
Stand your ground and shoot him in self defense.
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 8:14 am to
Do what Howie Long did, get out and tell him you will rip his head off and blow his car up. Them Raiders.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63302 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 9:18 am to
quote:

Traffic starts moving again and he starts matching your speed. Then at the next stop light just before he makes a left onto another street, he rolls his window down again and yells something like, "We'll meet again, mutherfricker!"



It appears that you have won the battle, but he shall win the war.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65655 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 9:30 am to
Jesus Gawd, Count Tolstoy.

If we'd wanted to read "War and Peace" online, we'd have not gone to the O-T.

You do realize it's a Beta move to have to ask here for validation/advice with regard to this situation?

quote:

you're turning left onto a major thoroughfare which means you have to cross all lanes. While into your left turn, a new sports car is speeding down a side street and does not stop at the stop sign as if he is going to simply turn out into the same lane in which you are currently turning into. He finally notices you and stops. You miss hitting the front of his new sports car by about 6 feet. No big deal, right? Wrong. At the next stop light, he gets right up on your bumper and starts revving his engine to get your attention. When traffic starts moving again he speeds around you and then matches your speed to simply stare at you. You stare back at him. For about a quarter of a mile you two just match speed and stare at each other. Occasionally he speeds up and then slows down to once again stare at you, clearly a laughable attempt to intimidate. At the next light, you roll down your window while staring at him. He immediately rolls down his window. You say, "What's up?" He says, "You almost fricking hit my car, dude!" You say, "I had the right-of-way and you didn't stop at the stop sign. If anything, you almost hit me, brah." He says, "Whatever dude, you almost hit my fricking car." "Well, I had the right-of-way. I don't know what to tell you, man. From now on, perhaps you should come to full stops behind stop signs to avoid similar situations." Traffic starts moving again and he starts matching your speed. Then at the next stop light just before he makes a left onto another street, he rolls his window down again and yells something like, "We'll meet again, mutherfricker!"
Posted by A_bear
baton rouge
Member since Sep 2013
1963 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 9:41 am to
Tint your windows brah. People try to stare at me but when they look over and see a black window they just look away because they have no idea who's in the truck or if I'm even looking at them. You can also take out some anger by flipping them off and yelling at them without causing a worse situation.
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 9:48 am to
Too fast



Too furious
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 9:57 am to
Slowly veer into his lane a couple of times to piss him off more. Maybe I'm weird, but I enjoy pissing people off like that
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 10:02 am to
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Raise your hand if you read all that shite.

Hand [down].


You did it wrong.
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