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How would you handle this situation?
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:11 pm
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:11 pm
you're turning left onto a major thoroughfare which means you have to cross all lanes. While into your left turn, a new sports car is speeding down a side street and does not stop at the stop sign as if he is going to simply turn out into the same lane in which you are currently turning into.
He finally notices you and stops. You miss hitting the front of his new sports car by about 6 feet.
No big deal, right?
Wrong. At the next stop light, he gets right up on your bumper and starts revving his engine to get your attention. When traffic starts moving again he speeds around you and then matches your speed to simply stare at you.
You stare back at him. For about a quarter of a mile you two just match speed and stare at each other. Occasionally he speeds up and then slows down to once again stare at you, clearly a laughable attempt to intimidate.
At the next light, you roll down your window while staring at him. He immediately rolls down his window.
You say, "What's up?"
He says, "You almost fricking hit my car, dude!"
You say, "I had the right-of-way and you didn't stop at the stop sign. If anything, you almost hit me, brah."
He says, "Whatever dude, you almost hit my fricking car."
"Well, I had the right-of-way. I don't know what to tell you, man. From now on, perhaps you should come to full stops behind stop signs to avoid similar situations."
Traffic starts moving again and he starts matching your speed. Then at the next stop light just before he makes a left onto another street, he rolls his window down again and yells something like, "We'll meet again, mutherfricker!"
He finally notices you and stops. You miss hitting the front of his new sports car by about 6 feet.
No big deal, right?
Wrong. At the next stop light, he gets right up on your bumper and starts revving his engine to get your attention. When traffic starts moving again he speeds around you and then matches your speed to simply stare at you.
You stare back at him. For about a quarter of a mile you two just match speed and stare at each other. Occasionally he speeds up and then slows down to once again stare at you, clearly a laughable attempt to intimidate.
At the next light, you roll down your window while staring at him. He immediately rolls down his window.
You say, "What's up?"
He says, "You almost fricking hit my car, dude!"
You say, "I had the right-of-way and you didn't stop at the stop sign. If anything, you almost hit me, brah."
He says, "Whatever dude, you almost hit my fricking car."
"Well, I had the right-of-way. I don't know what to tell you, man. From now on, perhaps you should come to full stops behind stop signs to avoid similar situations."
Traffic starts moving again and he starts matching your speed. Then at the next stop light just before he makes a left onto another street, he rolls his window down again and yells something like, "We'll meet again, mutherfricker!"
This post was edited on 12/19/14 at 4:50 pm
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:14 pm to mizzoukills
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You stare back at him. For about a quarter of a mile you to just match speed and stare at each other.
Damn. This made me hard brah.
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:18 pm to mizzoukills
Pit maneuver as he passes, only right thing to do.
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:19 pm to mizzoukills
Yeah, I'd just ignore him. I wouldn't have even rolled down my window to engage him.
If that really happened then that's absolutely insane.
If that really happened then that's absolutely insane.
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:19 pm to mizzoukills
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"We'll meet again, mutherfricker!"
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:21 pm to mizzoukills
Pull over and beat the shite out of him?
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:22 pm to mizzoukills
Big ol'smile and a friendly wave.
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:25 pm to mizzoukills
Tell him that next time he pulls out in front of you, you won't miss.
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:31 pm to mizzoukills
I had a dude pull up beside me and match my speed once in a similar fashion to what you are describing...when I speeded up or slowed down, he would do exactly the same thing...
I eventually just reached forward and laid my pistol on the dash without even looking his way....he broke that shot off pretty quickly when he saw that....
I eventually just reached forward and laid my pistol on the dash without even looking his way....he broke that shot off pretty quickly when he saw that....
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:33 pm to volnavy
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Big ol'smile and a friendly wave.
Like this ...
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:34 pm to mizzoukills
I'd tell him to pull that pussy arse car over and get out of it for the arse kicking his father should've given him years ago or to GTFO of my way.
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:38 pm to Arkla Missy
Arkla Missy
Go look at the Big Cedar Lodge thread on the Arkansas Board. I posted information that you should read about Top of the Rock.
Go look at the Big Cedar Lodge thread on the Arkansas Board. I posted information that you should read about Top of the Rock.
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:41 pm to mizzoukills
It sounds to me like you are over analyzing a situation because of the guys vehicle, and if it wasn't for the vehicle this post would have never occurred. Next time just smile and wave.
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:45 pm to fisherbm1112
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It sounds to me like you are over analyzing a situation because of the guys vehicle
I think that's a key part of the story. It tell me everything I need to know about this guy.
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:48 pm to mizzoukills
Brandish a .44 magnum then watch him back of like a little bitch.
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:48 pm to mizzoukills
1. It's right of way not right-a-way
2. When you rolled down your window, you should have pulled out your cock, looked him dead in the eye, and started masturbating.
2. When you rolled down your window, you should have pulled out your cock, looked him dead in the eye, and started masturbating.
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:51 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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1. It's right of way not right-a-way
That's how I say it and I was trying to be faithful to my accent. I was trying to be Mark Twain by adding "local color" to the story.
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2. When you rolled down your window, you should have pulled out your cock, looked him dead in the eye, and started masturbating.
I laughed out loud and a few people in my office looked at me. I acted as if nothing happened.
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