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How would you handle this situation?

Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:11 pm
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:11 pm
you're turning left onto a major thoroughfare which means you have to cross all lanes. While into your left turn, a new sports car is speeding down a side street and does not stop at the stop sign as if he is going to simply turn out into the same lane in which you are currently turning into.

He finally notices you and stops. You miss hitting the front of his new sports car by about 6 feet.

No big deal, right?

Wrong. At the next stop light, he gets right up on your bumper and starts revving his engine to get your attention. When traffic starts moving again he speeds around you and then matches your speed to simply stare at you.

You stare back at him. For about a quarter of a mile you two just match speed and stare at each other. Occasionally he speeds up and then slows down to once again stare at you, clearly a laughable attempt to intimidate.

At the next light, you roll down your window while staring at him. He immediately rolls down his window.

You say, "What's up?"

He says, "You almost fricking hit my car, dude!"

You say, "I had the right-of-way and you didn't stop at the stop sign. If anything, you almost hit me, brah."

He says, "Whatever dude, you almost hit my fricking car."

"Well, I had the right-of-way. I don't know what to tell you, man. From now on, perhaps you should come to full stops behind stop signs to avoid similar situations."

Traffic starts moving again and he starts matching your speed. Then at the next stop light just before he makes a left onto another street, he rolls his window down again and yells something like, "We'll meet again, mutherfricker!"


This post was edited on 12/19/14 at 4:50 pm
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:12 pm to
Pay them no mind.
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
16576 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:14 pm to
quote:

You stare back at him. For about a quarter of a mile you to just match speed and stare at each other.


Damn. This made me hard brah.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79221 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:15 pm to
kills/dr
Posted by CroakaBait
Gulf Coast of the Land Mass
Member since Nov 2013
3975 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:18 pm to
Pit maneuver as he passes, only right thing to do.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:19 pm to
Yeah, I'd just ignore him. I wouldn't have even rolled down my window to engage him.

If that really happened then that's absolutely insane.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:19 pm to
quote:

"We'll meet again, mutherfricker!"


Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:21 pm to
Pull over and beat the shite out of him?
Posted by volnavy
Fair wind and following seas
Member since Jan 2009
748 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:22 pm to
Big ol'smile and a friendly wave.

Posted by Goalman34
Ruston, LA
Member since Sep 2013
512 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:25 pm to
Tell him that next time he pulls out in front of you, you won't miss.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56034 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:31 pm to
I had a dude pull up beside me and match my speed once in a similar fashion to what you are describing...when I speeded up or slowed down, he would do exactly the same thing...

I eventually just reached forward and laid my pistol on the dash without even looking his way....he broke that shot off pretty quickly when he saw that....
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:33 pm to
Posted by Arkla Missy
Ark-La-Miss
Member since Jan 2013
10288 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:33 pm to
quote:

Big ol'smile and a friendly wave.

Like this ...
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37333 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:34 pm to
I'd tell him to pull that pussy arse car over and get out of it for the arse kicking his father should've given him years ago or to GTFO of my way.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:38 pm to
Arkla Missy

Go look at the Big Cedar Lodge thread on the Arkansas Board. I posted information that you should read about Top of the Rock.
Posted by fisherbm1112
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2010
6567 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:41 pm to
It sounds to me like you are over analyzing a situation because of the guys vehicle, and if it wasn't for the vehicle this post would have never occurred. Next time just smile and wave.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:45 pm to
quote:

It sounds to me like you are over analyzing a situation because of the guys vehicle



I think that's a key part of the story. It tell me everything I need to know about this guy.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
57222 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:48 pm to
Brandish a .44 magnum then watch him back of like a little bitch.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47609 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:48 pm to
1. It's right of way not right-a-way

2. When you rolled down your window, you should have pulled out your cock, looked him dead in the eye, and started masturbating.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:51 pm to
quote:

1. It's right of way not right-a-way


That's how I say it and I was trying to be faithful to my accent. I was trying to be Mark Twain by adding "local color" to the story.

quote:

2. When you rolled down your window, you should have pulled out your cock, looked him dead in the eye, and started masturbating.



I laughed out loud and a few people in my office looked at me. I acted as if nothing happened.
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