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OK. Give me some SONY conspiracy theories

Posted on 12/19/14 at 2:00 pm
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 2:00 pm
cause the idea that they TOTALLY quashed a movie just because of theater violence threats seems highly unlikely. And, if it's the violence PLUS the hack, then the idea that what we found from the hack is the full disclosure seems unlikely.

It would seem that if violence and the hack were the problem, then you still release the thing straight to video or something.

So, in my view, there is clearly another shoe to drop. What is it?

1)Is it that more bad shite is in the SONY hack? That seems weird. I mean, what email could be that bad?

2)Is it corporate tech secrets that are a threat to be disclosed?

3)Or, even bigger conspiracy land, is the problem SONY at all? IE, is there a greater threat going unspoken that has provoked the govt to ask SONY to pull the plug while still issuing rhetoric that it's a bad idea?

Honestly, it's all a guess but the actual story being released just seems highly unlikely at best.
This post was edited on 12/19/14 at 2:07 pm
Posted by EastNastySwag
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 2:01 pm to
Pssst....SOPA
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 2:01 pm to
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Pssst....SOPA

Elaborate
Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 2:04 pm to
This. The only way I'd come close to believing a serious conspiracy theory about this would be if we start seeing legislation being brought forth very soon to deal with "internet security" for "national security" reasons.

I just think Sony has dirty laundry and it using any excuse to keep it hidden.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 2:06 pm to
Sony is going to make a fortune off of this free publicity.
This post was edited on 12/19/14 at 2:07 pm
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

I just think Sony has dirty laundry and it using any excuse to keep it hidden.

So, you're going with #1?

Posted by mahdragonz
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 2:08 pm to
Thetans.

They're real. And in n. Korea.
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 2:11 pm to
quote:

1)Is it that more bad shite is in the SONY hack? That seems weird. I mean, what email could be that bad?


I think this is the real driver. They may have more explicitly racist or otherwise highly damning emails yet to release - which, like all blackmail, means that Sony works for N. Korea now.

Just like that. Once it's pulled that's it (South Park is spot on for this issue. Speaking of which, I wonder how Matt and Trey are going to respond to this...)

Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

I think this is the real driver. They may have more explicitly racist or otherwise highly damning emails yet to release - which, like all blackmail, means that Sony works for N. Korea now.

Here's the problem with this theory to me.

No one at SONY is irreplaceable. Let's say the CEO has tons of awful emails. Unless a majority of the board has the same problem, why not just cast the CEO aside and drive on?

If the CEO is keeping said problem a secret, one would think reasonably bright people who are on the board would say, "wait, what the frick are we capitulating for?"

Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
9298 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 2:14 pm to
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of which, I wonder how Matt and Trey are going to respond to this...)



Sadly, we may have to wait until next year for their episode about this.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72080 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 2:15 pm to
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Just like that. Once it's pulled that's it (South Park is spot on for this issue. Speaking of which, I wonder how Matt and Trey are going to respond to this...)
That'll be a great episode.
Posted by EastNastySwag
Member since Dec 2014
5978 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 2:18 pm to
quote:


Elaborate

I just provided a conspiracy theory. If we see legislation in the next year on some form of SOPA, I will point to this. However, I believe there is so much dirt that Sony has that they don't want released. Hollywood is sleaze ball territory. Google Anthony Pelicano and wiretapping. That is how Hollywood operates.
This post was edited on 12/19/14 at 2:19 pm
Posted by OleWar
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Member since Mar 2008
5828 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 2:19 pm to
This movie would have been a massive "bomb" no pun intended. Had the "cyber attacks" not occurred. Was anyone even remotely interested in seeing this before the hype.
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
6758 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 2:23 pm to
Emails related to pedophilia in Hollywood.
Posted by DosManos
Member since Oct 2013
3552 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

Once it's pulled that's it (South Park is spot on for this issue.


Which episode are you referring to?
Posted by ThePenIsMightier
Member since Jul 2006
9061 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

Was anyone even remotely interested in seeing this before the hype.


I wouldn't have watched it. I can't stand Seth Rogen. He is one of very few actors that I actively avoid. (Russell Brand is another.) However, Sony made the wrong decision.
Posted by idlewatcher
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Member since Jan 2012
79111 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 2:36 pm to
I think the hackers found more juice on SONY that they didn't want for the public to be aware of. Who knows at this point however.
Posted by MFn GIMP
Member since Feb 2011
19344 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 2:36 pm to
Clearly it's because Sony was involved in the fabrication of the events at Sandy Hook. A few executives were about to go rogue and expose the conspiracy and this was Obama's way of keeping them in line.
Posted by mmcgrath
Indianapolis
Member since Feb 2010
35396 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 2:37 pm to
Have you ever seen the movie Argo? The whole movie could be fake in order to entrap North Korea into committing a cyber attack. In return Sony Pictures get sole rights to the documentary when the real story comes out.

That or it's a rival corporation or (my guess) Sony itself in a publicity stunt that got out of hand.
Posted by MFn GIMP
Member since Feb 2011
19344 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 2:39 pm to
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Which episode are you referring to?

The Family Guy episode in which Cartman was attempting to get a Family Guy episode pulled because it showed "the prophet Mohammed" - as terrorists were threatening to do terrorist things if the episode aired.

Cartman simply hated Family Guy and thought that was the perfect way to get the show cancelled because once one group gets some cancelled due to being offended pretty soon every other group would do the same.
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