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re: What's the smartest dog breed?
Posted on 12/16/14 at 2:32 pm to LoveThatMoney
Posted on 12/16/14 at 2:32 pm to LoveThatMoney
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How much time do you have to train/exercise the dog
Probably an hour a day. Some days I'm home all day and can do as much as I want. My wife would be able to do it if I'm not there for some reason. Don't know if this matters but our yard is on the medium-sized to smallish side. We plan on making a move with a bigger yard in a year or two.
Thanks for the link. I'll try it out.
ETA: I got Australian cattle dog followed by Brittany. A lab or golden would be a little big for my wife's taste.
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Posted on 12/16/14 at 2:54 pm to rlebl39
I'm telling you, weenie dogs are straight trolls. They secretly revel in your misfortune. The other night my wife spanked out weenie dog for running into the street, she ran back in the house and hid under the bed. She came out a little while later and peaked around the couch like is everything all good now. I have a brother/sister pair of Bassadors(Basset Hound/Black Lab mix). These mfers are stupid. So loveable but dumb.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 3:01 pm to WalkingTurtles
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I'm telling you, weenie dogs are straight trolls. They secretly revel in your misfortune. The other night my wife spanked out weenie dog for running into the street, she ran back in the house and hid under the bed. She came out a little while later and peaked around the couch like is everything all good now.
I have a brother/sister pair of Bassadors(Basset Hound/Black Lab mix). These mfers are stupid. So loveable but dumb.
That's not really smart as much as she doesn't want to get spanked again. Btw, who the frick spanks a dachshund?
Posted on 12/16/14 at 3:03 pm to Clockwatcher68
Chin, your Feral looks a lot like our rescue . I think sometimes rescues are smarter than AKC's.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 3:04 pm to Teddy Ruxpin
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It certainly isn't my English bulldog
I've seen it suggested that bulldogs are actually very smart. People like to say they're dumb because they don't do a lot of tricks and what not, but others suggest that bulldogs simply decide that they don't want to do anything unless it's worth their while.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 3:04 pm to Broke
Pug
--said no one ever
--said no one ever
Posted on 12/16/14 at 3:17 pm to rlebl39
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My girlfriend recently got a weenie dog puppy. I'll walk the thing around the neighborhood
dude
Posted on 12/16/14 at 3:27 pm to Broke
This post was edited on 12/16/14 at 3:29 pm
Posted on 12/16/14 at 3:28 pm to Broke
Pit bulls!
Posted on 12/16/14 at 3:37 pm to Broke
Racist thread
Posted on 12/16/14 at 3:44 pm to WalkingTurtles
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Weenie dogs are actually very intelligent, they are just the biggest trolls of the dog breeds.
I have 2. One is very smart, and the other is a complete dumbass. They are both great dogs.
The problem with Dachshunds, as with all of the hounds, is they are one track minded breeds. They don't care about you and your attempts to teach tricks, and house training.
They do what they want, and if it is smelling, hearing or seeing prey, they're as good as gone.
True story: The dumb dachshund (in my avatar) brought a medium sized possum in the doggie door one night (it was the same size as the dog). Talk about a surprise. The possum was playing dead. I grabbed both dogs and pitched them in the bathroom and closed the door. Turned around, and there's a possum hissing at me and baring its teeth. I trapped it in a clothes hamper and flung it over the fence.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 3:48 pm to BayouBlitz
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True story: The dumb dachshund (in my avatar) brought a medium sized possum in the doggie door one night (it was the same size as the dog). Talk about a surprise. The possum was playing dead. I grabbed both dogs and pitched them in the bathroom and closed the door. Turned around, and there's a possum hissing at me and baring its teeth. I trapped it in a clothes hamper and flung it over the fence.
sounds like a normal Friday night at Billy Bob's house
Posted on 12/16/14 at 3:53 pm to Broke
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Chaser is a Border Collie dog with the largest tested memory of any animal. She can identify 1,022 toys by their name and retrieve them. She was taught by retired psychologist John Pilley, with the formal research published in Behavioral Processes written by Alliston Reid and John Pilley, both of Wofford College in Spartanburg, South Carolina.
LINK
Also check out the 60 minutes video on youtube.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 4:22 pm to Clockwatcher68
Put me down for German Shepherd's as well. Although there may be a smarter breed, the Shepherd ranks in the top 3 of all categories.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 4:24 pm to Broke
I always thought Border Collie and Poodle was 2nd or 3rd
Posted on 12/16/14 at 4:27 pm to upgrayedd
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i hear blue heelers are the smartest
Posted on 12/16/14 at 5:07 pm to Broke
Golden Retrievers are the GOAT!
Posted on 12/16/14 at 5:10 pm to Broke
I'm a believer!
Posted on 12/16/14 at 5:35 pm to Broke
I have heard poodles, collies and shepherd - I've owned golden retrievers and Chesapeake bay retriever that bark when the doorbell rings on the tv - but that's ok. Great dogs always trying to please.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 5:36 pm to jrefferson
I have a Standard Poodle that's dumber than a sack of hammers.
I have a Golden Retriever that is brilliant.
I have a Golden Retriever that is brilliant.
This post was edited on 12/16/14 at 5:48 pm
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