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re: Commercials That Are Pissing You Off Vol. 225
Posted on 12/15/14 at 3:18 pm to BilJ
Posted on 12/15/14 at 3:18 pm to BilJ
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The Bud Light up for anything ads are terrible. "We saw this guy buying beer with a Bucs shirt so we deduced he's the biggest Buc fan ever."
"whoa I am in total shock here I didn't even see the giant fricking pirate ship and camera crew in my tiny back yard as I was pulling up."
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Posted on 12/15/14 at 4:27 pm to BilJ
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"We saw this guy buying beer with a Bucs shirt so we deduced he's the biggest Buc fan ever."
He doesn't even look happy with the whole deal. And who would? I have trouble believing anybody in Tampa gives enough of a shite about the Bucs to have their yard transformed into a fricking pirate ship.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 4:42 pm to BilJ
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1. The NFL merchandise commercial- I hate that annoying old count and her stupid bandwagon children and grandchildren. Oh Dan ate a rothelsburger and became a big fan? Oh Julie met Emmitt Smith and became a big Cowboys fan? Your other pussy son got married and adopted his wife's team? Those are really interesting stories.
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Posted on 12/15/14 at 4:57 pm to Cap Crunch
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What the frick? Why are they Bengal babies? Neither Brendan NOR Unicorn Sports Gal Bartender like the Bengals. Did they just move to Cincy and were like, "Well, we’re here. Guess these little frickers have to like Andy Dalton now." Maybe Sarah’s parents are Bengals fans. Maybe they moved there for the free day care and her domineering father demanded her little girl raise those kids as members of Who Dey Nation or something. Maybe that’s why Sarah became an Eagles fan in the first place. She got fed up with dad, fled to Philly, became a licentious drunken Philly fan, and ended up settling with some pud of a Vikings fan. I bet she thinks of running away every single day.
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Dude, did these people even like the Vikings at all to begin with? They can’t WAIT to find new a-hole teams to root for. My God. You ate a bunch of hamburgers and now Big Ben is your hero? You know about the rape allegations and his gray penis and all that, right? Or was the burger all that mattered to you? DURRRR DIS TASTE GOOD GUESS I’M A YINZER NOW SIX-BURGH KISS THE RINGS DURRRRR. And frick your hair.
nailed itThis post was edited on 12/15/14 at 4:58 pm
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:17 pm to Byron Bojangles III
I hate those J-Date commercials with the douchebag who's still bragging about color wars from when he was a kid.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:09 pm to BilJ
The damn DirecTV commercial that freezes every fricking time the Horrible Bosses clip comes on.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 9:25 pm to BilJ
The quality of the Sonic commercials has gone way down.
The married couple were really the funny ones....they need to be brought back.
The married couple were really the funny ones....they need to be brought back.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 9:42 pm to BilJ
The mush-mouth Peyton Manning Nationwide commercial.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 10:09 pm to Othello
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I hate those J-Date commercials with the douchebag who's still bragging about color wars from when he was a kid.
i like that one because i (not jewish) worked at a jewish summer camp for a couple years and the jews love them some color wars and love them some summer camp. fun times and im pretty sure jewish people would actually talk about that upon meeting for a date.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 10:22 pm to LSUBoo
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The "Push it" commercial.
It would have been bad when the song was popular in 1989. It's "Push it real good" bad in 2014.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 10:57 pm to DosManos
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Not to mention it's lame for a whole family to be absolutely obsessed with the NFL to the extent that all of their presents are NFL merchandise. It's like they just loooove giving their money to the rich, old owners of the NFL. Don't they realize that?
finally someone gets it.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 11:15 pm to PeteRose
aaron rodgers with hans and frans - it's on 30 times during a game.
those for profit school commercials(ITT, U of Phoenix) - The guy in the commercial is so happy providing for his nagging wife and kids. good luck getting a job with these degrees.
att with that brunette chick and the cheap couple - zilch, zambano, zipporinty...just shell out some dough, cheapskates.
the elder woman lying on the outdoor bed talking viagra - if a man did this telling women to take a pill to increase their sex drives, he would be perceived as a pervert. but it's ok for a woman to do this.
lexus christmas commercial - it's not enough to buy your spouse a new lexus, you have to stick a big arse bow tie on it.
apple the song - don't care about your grandma's history. why are you trying to get personal with me, apple? and the song sucks.
vera wang or jewelry commercial - besides that diamonds are a bad buy and that they're plentiful, i hate these commercials. Everybody is happy on the commercial. They just don't show you that the guy will have to work off shore for 6 months trying to pay off the jeweler's bill.
those for profit school commercials(ITT, U of Phoenix) - The guy in the commercial is so happy providing for his nagging wife and kids. good luck getting a job with these degrees.
att with that brunette chick and the cheap couple - zilch, zambano, zipporinty...just shell out some dough, cheapskates.
the elder woman lying on the outdoor bed talking viagra - if a man did this telling women to take a pill to increase their sex drives, he would be perceived as a pervert. but it's ok for a woman to do this.
lexus christmas commercial - it's not enough to buy your spouse a new lexus, you have to stick a big arse bow tie on it.
apple the song - don't care about your grandma's history. why are you trying to get personal with me, apple? and the song sucks.
vera wang or jewelry commercial - besides that diamonds are a bad buy and that they're plentiful, i hate these commercials. Everybody is happy on the commercial. They just don't show you that the guy will have to work off shore for 6 months trying to pay off the jeweler's bill.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 3:42 am to PeteRose
That stupid fricking Meghan Trainor (?) video with a close-up of her singing her new song (im assuming). I want hit her in the face with a 2x4. I also agree about the NFL family commercial and immediately thought "why in the frick are you buying your adult children NFL merchandise, and why in the frick do none of them have a set of balls and quit bandwagoning?"
Posted on 12/16/14 at 7:11 am to dnm3305
the iphone commercial advertising the talking text message feature. It's painfully, cringe-inducingly bad when that little shithead is does his little voice text asking if they want milk. Just send them a damn text that says "do you want milk" you turd.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 7:32 am to WG_Dawg
how does these car commercials on the radio get away with having the legal jargon at the end sped up so fast it sounds like chipmunks talking?
Posted on 12/16/14 at 7:39 am to Cap Crunch
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Yes, you did. And you should have STAYED that way. That is how being a fan fricking works. You pick your team, and that is your team for life. If you were dumb enough to pick the Vikings, tough shite. You are saddled with Teddy Bridgewater overthrowing guys wearing his Hamburger Helper gloves whether you like it or not.
Im dying
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:27 am to Othello
quote:Took me a while to figure that whole thing out.
I hate those J-Date commercials with the douchebag who's still bragging about color wars from when he was a kid.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:51 am to GeauxColonels
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I agree with both of these. The NFL one is terrible. So, what you're saying is that your family is a bunch of bandwagon jumping fricks? That's nothing to be proud of.
Drew Magary of Deadspin wrote a hilarious piece about that family and commercial:
The Worst NFL Family in America Must Be Stopped
ETA - Cap Crunch beat me to it. That article is awesome
This post was edited on 12/16/14 at 8:53 am
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:17 am to WG_Dawg
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the iphone commercial advertising the talking text message feature. It's painfully, cringe-inducingly bad when that little shithead is does his little voice text asking if they want milk. Just send them a damn text that says "do you want milk" you turd.
That little shithead is Timberlake btw.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:35 am to Rohan
Oh the Fallon/Timberlake iPhone commercials are just the worst. Thank God they stopped airing it, but the one about the funnel cake made me want to smack Jimmy Fallon in the face.
"It was good. It was delicious."
Just horrible.
"It was good. It was delicious."
Just horrible.
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