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a tale of 2 Starbucks in Nashville

Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:16 am
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78113 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:16 am
Located 2 blocks apart on busy west end avenue.

The first one has 25 cars backed the frick up and spilling into the 3 lane road while stupid bitches frick up traffic trying to get in the drive through line.

The other one is 100 yards away.. Has no drive through.. And I pull into a nearly empty parking lot.. Walk 7 steps and order a coffee and back in my car in less than 2 minutes.

Why are bitches so stupid?? It's all women in the line who apparently are incapable of seeing beyond 'drive through'

I know csb
This post was edited on 12/10/14 at 8:17 am
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
38410 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:16 am to
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Why are bitches so stupid??

You cant be serious
Posted by TechDawg2007
Bawville
Member since Nov 2007
32249 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:16 am to
Csb
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83592 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:17 am to
people are lazy
Posted by Ghostfacedistiller
BR
Member since Jun 2008
17500 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:17 am to
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all women who apparently are incapable of seeing beyond 'drive through'
Posted by RebelOP
Misty Mountain Top
Member since Jun 2013
12478 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:17 am to
If you stand in the middle between the two..... Time stands still
Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
13498 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:18 am to
Same thing at DFW's Terminal C. They just opened a new one 3 gates from the old one. Not one person in line at the new one.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10053 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:22 am to
Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
"How'd you get through it grandpa?"
"Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere."

Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.
I'll sit at a drive thru.
I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.
You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fricker. There's room in the bag. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
81893 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:25 am to
I have 8% body fat and get Starbucks about 5 times a week. Not everybody gets a milkshake there
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78113 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:26 am to


When I was a kid I would go to my grandmother's house once every week or 2 and she would always have a 6 1/2 ounce coke waiting for me.

If I spent the night I got a couple Pillsbury biscuits about the size of a silver dollar for breakfast and a pat of butter.

Can't imagine why we're obese these days.
Posted by Mr. Tom Morrow
Cosmic Ray's Starlight Cafe
Member since Jun 2012
6847 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:27 am to
The first one was offering free circumcisions and the second had "Anteaters Only" signs posted.
This post was edited on 12/10/14 at 8:28 am
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
9383 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:27 am to
Frothy Monkey FTW
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78113 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:27 am to
quote:

get Starbucks about 5 times a week.
coffee has no calories
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
9383 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:31 am to
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Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time....


Underwear Goes Inside The Pants By Lazyboy ?
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75221 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:31 am to
Why 2004?
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22171 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:31 am to
quote:

Not everybody gets a milkshake there


Standard dark roast or iced black tea. Can't do the "fru fru" coffees anymore.

Speaking of the laziness. I work on the second floor of my building. I take the stairs. A lot of people take the elevator for one floor.

Also, people will use the handicap doors that open with the button that is on the left side of the entrance and walk through people just so they don't have to open the door manually.
Posted by cleeveclever
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
2046 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:32 am to
quote:

When I was a kid I would go to my grandmother's house once every week or 2 and she would always have a 6 1/2 ounce coke waiting for me. If I spent the night I got a couple Pillsbury biscuits about the size of a silver dollar for breakfast and a pat of butter. Can't imagine why we're obese these days.


Well, aside from the seemingly endless array of crappy, sugar-stuffed foods we have at our fingertips, how we spend our work days and most of our evenings (parked in front of a screen) has been a nice contributor as well.

As far as Starbucks goes, I do think it's amusing that people will order a grande frap with whipped cream every morning and call it "coffee".
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
9383 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:34 am to
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Why 2004?

I think this is around the time the song was released.
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54141 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:36 am to
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coffee has no calories
It has a handful according to my app.
Posted by Geauxld Finger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
31738 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:37 am to
i noticed this at my local starbucks the other day as well. There were cars probably 10 deep waiting in line. No one inside. People are so fricking lazy they can't park and get out of their cars.
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