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a tale of 2 Starbucks in Nashville
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:16 am
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:16 am
Located 2 blocks apart on busy west end avenue.
The first one has 25 cars backed the frick up and spilling into the 3 lane road while stupid bitches frick up traffic trying to get in the drive through line.
The other one is 100 yards away.. Has no drive through.. And I pull into a nearly empty parking lot.. Walk 7 steps and order a coffee and back in my car in less than 2 minutes.
Why are bitches so stupid?? It's all women in the line who apparently are incapable of seeing beyond 'drive through'
I know csb
The first one has 25 cars backed the frick up and spilling into the 3 lane road while stupid bitches frick up traffic trying to get in the drive through line.
The other one is 100 yards away.. Has no drive through.. And I pull into a nearly empty parking lot.. Walk 7 steps and order a coffee and back in my car in less than 2 minutes.
Why are bitches so stupid?? It's all women in the line who apparently are incapable of seeing beyond 'drive through'
I know csb
This post was edited on 12/10/14 at 8:17 am
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:16 am to CAD703X
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Why are bitches so stupid??
You cant be serious
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:17 am to CAD703X
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all women who apparently are incapable of seeing beyond 'drive through'
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:17 am to CAD703X
If you stand in the middle between the two..... Time stands still
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:18 am to CAD703X
Same thing at DFW's Terminal C. They just opened a new one 3 gates from the old one. Not one person in line at the new one.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:22 am to CAD703X
Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
"How'd you get through it grandpa?"
"Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere."
Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.
I'll sit at a drive thru.
I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.
You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fricker. There's room in the bag. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
"How'd you get through it grandpa?"
"Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere."
Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.
I'll sit at a drive thru.
I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.
You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fricker. There's room in the bag. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:25 am to The Third Leg
I have 8% body fat and get Starbucks about 5 times a week. Not everybody gets a milkshake there
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:26 am to The Third Leg
When I was a kid I would go to my grandmother's house once every week or 2 and she would always have a 6 1/2 ounce coke waiting for me.
If I spent the night I got a couple Pillsbury biscuits about the size of a silver dollar for breakfast and a pat of butter.
Can't imagine why we're obese these days.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:27 am to CAD703X
The first one was offering free circumcisions and the second had "Anteaters Only" signs posted.
This post was edited on 12/10/14 at 8:28 am
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:27 am to SirWinston
quote:coffee has no calories
get Starbucks about 5 times a week.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:31 am to The Third Leg
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Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time....
Underwear Goes Inside The Pants By Lazyboy ?
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:31 am to SirWinston
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Not everybody gets a milkshake there
Standard dark roast or iced black tea. Can't do the "fru fru" coffees anymore.
Speaking of the laziness. I work on the second floor of my building. I take the stairs. A lot of people take the elevator for one floor.
Also, people will use the handicap doors that open with the button that is on the left side of the entrance and walk through people just so they don't have to open the door manually.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:32 am to CAD703X
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When I was a kid I would go to my grandmother's house once every week or 2 and she would always have a 6 1/2 ounce coke waiting for me. If I spent the night I got a couple Pillsbury biscuits about the size of a silver dollar for breakfast and a pat of butter. Can't imagine why we're obese these days.
Well, aside from the seemingly endless array of crappy, sugar-stuffed foods we have at our fingertips, how we spend our work days and most of our evenings (parked in front of a screen) has been a nice contributor as well.
As far as Starbucks goes, I do think it's amusing that people will order a grande frap with whipped cream every morning and call it "coffee".
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:34 am to Paul Allen
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Why 2004?
I think this is around the time the song was released.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:36 am to CAD703X
quote:It has a handful according to my app.
coffee has no calories
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:37 am to CAD703X
i noticed this at my local starbucks the other day as well. There were cars probably 10 deep waiting in line. No one inside. People are so fricking lazy they can't park and get out of their cars.
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