re: At my girlfriends parents house without her, what do I do.

Posted by dodgeviper

Bunkie

Member since Nov 2014

629 posts

Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:24 pm to TexasLSU

Go the nearest bathroom. Take massive shite. Stink up that section of house. Clog toilet and seek their assistance in unclogging it. Boom, three hours up.

Posted by LSU1NSEC

Member since Sep 2007

17243 posts

Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:24 pm to TexasLSU

go cut their grass and take out the garbage.... then mop the floors and clean the toilets

Posted by rintintin

Life is Life

Member since Nov 2008

16184 posts

Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:25 pm to TexasLSU

Depends on what kind of people they are. If they're cool, ask them for a drink and shoot the shite with them.

If they seem like uptight lame-asses, tell them you are going to the store and go to a bar for a few drinks.

No matter the situation, drinking will make this better.

Posted by Cockopotamus

Member since Jan 2013

15737 posts

Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:25 pm to TexasLSU

Go to the bathroom and pretend to take a 3 hour shite while actually waiting posting on TD

Posted by Mizzoufan26

Vacaville CA

Member since Sep 2012

17222 posts

Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:25 pm to LaBR4

quote:
put it on Fox News.

Ask them their thoughts on Ferguson.

Winner, no matter what their response is you are a hard core Brown supporter and even dabbled in a little local looting to show your support.

Posted by Buck Dancer

New Orleans

Member since Jan 2008

4680 posts

Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:26 pm to TexasLSU

Ask them if they have a minute to talk about your lord and savior Jesus christ

Posted by Srbtiger06

Member since Apr 2006

28264 posts

Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:27 pm to TexasLSU

Fist frick her dad

Posted by LaBR4

Baton Rouge

Member since Sep 2005

50840 posts

Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:28 pm to Mizzoufan26

quote:
Winner, no matter what their response is you are a hard core Brown supporter and even dabbled in a little local looting to show your support.

Tell the parents you want to head to the airport and try shutting down the interstate, ask them if they're down to rally

Posted by wickowick

Head of Island

Member since Dec 2006

45814 posts

Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:28 pm to TexasLSU

Ask them to pull out the pictures when she was younger...

Posted by soccerfüt

Location: A Series of Tubes

Member since May 2013

65746 posts

Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:28 pm to Cockopotamus

Just stand up right where you are and undress completely and begin to masturbate. Keep your eyes closed.

Humming whilst you do it is lagniappe. (+4 style points)

If the relationship can survive that, you're done looking for Mrs. Right, you have found her.

It's like a stress test for banks.

You're welcome in advance.

Posted by LaBR4

Baton Rouge

Member since Sep 2005

50840 posts

Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:28 pm to Buck Dancer

quote:
Ask them if they have a minute to talk about your lord and savior Jesus chris

Amen

Posted by TexasLSU

Baton Rouge

Member since Oct 2014

26 posts

Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:30 pm to soccerfüt

I asked for a beer. Got one but neither are drinking so....

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Posted by Mizzoufan26

Vacaville CA

Member since Sep 2012

17222 posts

Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:32 pm to wickowick

quote:
Ask them to pull out the pictures when she was younger...

Try and get an accurate number of how many guys she's slept with whilst still being subtle. How many guy's she's dated, when she started going to parties, how many times they've found her getting railed on the kitchen counter.

Once you've determined your number you allow the parents also to take a guess and once she arrives you all tell her and let her pick the winner.

It's a bonding exercise I learned in Psych class