re: Batman vs. Darth Vader: Who wins?

Posted by Pectus

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Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:59 pm to GoCrazyAuburn

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Batman wouldn't be able to use the dark either, as Vader would easily be able to track him.

Are yiu insinuating that Batman has a detectable midichlorian level?

Posted by SidewalkDawg

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Posted on 11/26/14 at 1:08 pm to GoCrazyAuburn

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Batman wouldn't be able to use the dark either, as Vader would easily be able to track him.

You mean like right before the scene below... where luke hid from vader... in the dark?

Posted by swamie

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Posted on 11/26/14 at 1:08 pm to danman6336

Surprised Batman was even able to hang with a Jedi in a lightsaber battle.

Is the force strong enough to repel missile damage though?

and how the frick did Batman even survive his space craft explosion?

Doesn't matter, called Vader before the video. Nice try by Batman, but you can't defeat the Force.

Posted by AlxTgr

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Posted on 11/26/14 at 2:05 pm to Hoodoo Man

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Aquaman is one of the strongest members of the justice League.

And yet he's relegated to making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich because he can't do shite.

Posted by Tayday

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Posted on 11/26/14 at 2:16 pm to danman6336

Didn't finish the video, Vader would win so quick it's a joke.

Posted by Green Chili Tiger

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Posted on 11/26/14 at 2:21 pm to danman6336

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Batman vs. Darth Vader: Who wins?

The Flash because he is the speed force.

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Posted by Scruffy

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Posted on 11/26/14 at 2:23 pm to Green Chili Tiger

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The Flash because he is the speed force.

And the great question endures: who would win in a fight between Nietzsche's 'Übermensch' and Mandroid?

The answer is... Werewolf Queen! It's always Werewolf Queen!

Posted by Green Chili Tiger

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Posted on 11/26/14 at 2:29 pm to Scruffy

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Scruffy

This guy gets it.

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Posted by UFownstSECsince1950

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Posted on 11/26/14 at 2:34 pm to Green Chili Tiger

Vader couldn't even beat some punk arse little kid who had minimal, primitive training with some old arse midget in a swamp.

Batman would monkey stomp Darth's old emphysema arse

Posted by TeddyPadillac

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Posted on 11/26/14 at 2:51 pm to UFownstSECsince1950

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Vader couldn't even beat some punk arse little kid who had minimal, primitive training with some old arse midget in a swamp.

who happened to be his son. not a fight he really wanted to win.
Pretty sure if Vader wanted to he could have killed Luke with the quickness.

Posted by Byron Bojangles III

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Posted on 11/26/14 at 2:52 pm to Green Chili Tiger

No one can beat Batman given time to prepare.

Posted by Tactical1

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Posted on 11/26/14 at 2:53 pm to danman6336

You guys have placed Batman on an unbelievable level.

Posted by Scruffy

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Posted on 11/26/14 at 2:55 pm to Green Chili Tiger

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This guy gets it.

The best part of that quote is that it was taken from a children's cartoon, Adventure Time.

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You guys have placed Batman on an unbelievable level.

And y'all keep underestimating the Dark Knight's ability to dossier.

I bet you didn't know that Bruce Wayne was the World's Greatest Secretary in his past life.

This post was edited on 11/26/14 at 2:56 pm