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Life is not like a book

Posted on 11/21/14 at 12:30 am
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
69315 posts
Posted on 11/21/14 at 12:30 am
There is probably not a more incorrect simile in the history of human language than comparing life to a book. Books can be controlled. The sad and bad parts can be skipped, the pages ripped out and burned. The great and joyful parts can be read over and over again. And just because the page is turned, doesn't mean those admirable lines are gone until the end of all things.

Books tell you when new chapters start, they tell you immediately when there is change. Books don't lull you into passivity that makes you forget that happy times are always fleeting. Books give you ample time to understand them. You can experience a part over and over again until you finally understand the meanings of the lines.

A book can be shut and never read again, and that doesn't result in the death of the reader, he will simply find a new one to immerse himself in. The best passages of books that bring the most euphoria are not put in locked boxes by time, unable to be accessed again. A better saying would be "We wish life were like a book".

In fact, the happiest people in the world are those that accept that their life will never be a book. The most miserable people in the world are those that go their entire life trying to make it one. They'll be buried in the earth with emptiness and disappointment.

We read books because we can't experience a book-like existence simply by living. A man who reads is a man who is fighting the incessant decay and fleetingness that is constantly around him. Books are temporary shields that both enlighten and protect us. But the secret to living a content life is accepting that your life will never be a book, no matter how hard to you try to and fail to make it one. The secret is to remain firm in your belief that the next day will be a happy one, for you can't experience life by trying to live through the past. The hands on the clock, hands that never stop, prevent that from happening.
Posted by O
Mandeville
Member since Oct 2011
6463 posts
Posted on 11/21/14 at 12:31 am to
frick off. Fire Brady Hoke. Michigan sucks. Your post sucks. You should feel bad.

Both my father & father in law are Michigan men, and your post fricking sucks.
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 11/21/14 at 12:33 am to
Got tired of posting bullshite on the Poli Board?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142119 posts
Posted on 11/21/14 at 12:39 am to
I wonder wonder who, be-do-do who
Who wrote the book of love

Tell me, tell me, tell me
Oh who wrote the book of love

I've got to know the answer
Was it someone from above

I wonder wonder who, be-do-do who
Who wrote the book of love

I, I love you darlin'
Baby you know I do
But I've got to see this book of love
Find out why it's true

I wonder wonder who, be-do-do who
Who wrote the book of love

Chapter one says you love her
You love her with all your heart

Chapter two you tell her
You never, never, never, never, ever wanna part

In chapter three remember
The meaning of romance

In chapter four you break up
But you give her just one more chance

Oh I wonder wonder who, be-do-do who
Who wrote the book of love

Baby, baby, baby
I love you yes I do
Well it says so in this book of love
Are's is the one that's true

Oh I wonder wonder who, be-doooo who
Who wrote the book of love

Oh I wonder wonder who, be-do-do who
Who wrote the book of love

Baby, baby, baby
I love you yes I do
Well it says so in this book of love
Are's is the one that's true

I wonder wonder who, be-do-do who
Who wrote the book of love

I, wonder who, (Yeah) who wrote the book of love
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache
Krystal Baller
Member since Jan 2008
4954 posts
Posted on 11/21/14 at 12:47 am to
"There’re no novels that I like to read so I write my own novels, and then I read them again, and it’s the best thing." — Willow Smith
Posted by RebelOP
Misty Mountain Top
Member since Jun 2013
12478 posts
Posted on 11/21/14 at 12:54 am to
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
58903 posts
Posted on 11/21/14 at 1:11 am to
quote:

In fact, the happiest people in the world are those that accept that their life will never be a book. The most miserable people in the world are those that go their entire life trying to make it one. They'll be buried in the earth with emptiness and disappointment.




Only if you think the book on your life should read like you are told it should read, and when it doesn't measure up to the standard set for you you will be disappointed.


The book on my life is for me to read not you.


This post was edited on 11/21/14 at 1:19 am
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25487 posts
Posted on 11/21/14 at 2:10 am to
Well, life is certainly not like the giving tree. That tree was a fricking dumbass. Oh, great, you're back. You want to grind up my roots, now, cause all I have are fricking roots and this fricking stump you ignorant entitled little bastard. Come sit on my stump where I hope you fricking die and rot and then as your body decays you can at least nourish my roots until we become part of the same detritus. How's that fricking boat you built? Oh, you sold it? Nice. Not like I needed my limbs or anything. How's the Mrs.? Oh, your fricking old and alone! Well boo fricking hoo, you fricking piece of shite. Here, have an apple, oh, wait! fricking a-hole.
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72976 posts
Posted on 11/21/14 at 3:00 am to
I'm thinking you got some mixed messages from that book. I've never read a synopsis of the giving tree quite like that.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36089 posts
Posted on 11/21/14 at 5:22 am to
When you learn that life sucks and that if you are getting laid regularly and not having to deal with a lot of shite while doing so.. then you are succeeding... at that point is when you will understand what it is to grab the world by the balls.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 11/21/14 at 5:55 am to
quote:

But the secret to living a content life is accepting that your life will never be a book, no matter how hard to you try to and fail to make it one.


Dear diary,

Today I learned the secret to living from a self-important douche-bag on the internet.




Thanks guy
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 11/21/14 at 6:07 am to
quote:

We read books because we can't experience a book-like existence simply by living. A man who reads is a man who is fighting the incessant decay and fleetingness that is constantly around him

What about comic books? I'm a big Sgt. Rock fan.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40169 posts
Posted on 11/21/14 at 6:36 am to
Life is lika eating a jalapeno pepper. What you do today will burn your arse tomorrow.
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
30563 posts
Posted on 11/21/14 at 6:38 am to
But is life like a box of chocolates?

Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71196 posts
Posted on 11/21/14 at 6:50 am to
quote:

frick off. Fire Brady Hoke. Michigan sucks. Your post sucks. You should feel bad.



CSB. GFY. PIIHB. FHRITP.
Posted by Angry Penguin
Pecan Sandwich
Member since Jan 2013
545 posts
Posted on 11/21/14 at 7:09 am to
Your post sucks.
Posted by weptiger
Georgia
Member since Feb 2007
10348 posts
Posted on 11/21/14 at 8:12 am to
quote:

The secret is to remain firm in your belief that the next day will be a happy one, for you can't experience life by trying to live through the past.


So, is the point of your lengthy post? If so, you should have just said it and spared us the long "book" like post.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13260 posts
Posted on 11/21/14 at 8:15 am to
quote:

Books can be controlled. The sad and bad parts can be skipped, the pages ripped out and burned. The great and joyful parts can be read over and over again. And just because the page is turned, doesn't mean those admirable lines are gone until the end of all things.

You clearly don't read George R.R. Martin.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10053 posts
Posted on 11/21/14 at 8:15 am to
quote:

Life is not like a book

Actually, many lives are like picaresque novels.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35248 posts
Posted on 11/21/14 at 9:04 am to
I have never heard anyone say life is like a book.
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