Did anybody else happen to catch Mary on WJBO this morning?

Oh, she is mad and in complete desperation mode. Vewwy vewwy angwey. As I listened to her badger and plead with the typically clueless hosts (Kevin Meeks & Karen Henderson doing clueless as only they can), I thought of watching a football game where there are four seconds left and the receiving team needs a miracle touchdown on a kickoff that goes to the back of the end zone and they make 7 pathetic backwards pitches before the play inevitably ends in some clusterfrick of embarrassment on the 26 yard line.

I must say, it is fitting to see her Kleptocratic public career end in such a humiliating fashion. Back-peddling, pleading, whining, fits of public anger, a tone of disbelief and confusion as to what is happening to her--it's all there for the people of Louisiana's enjoyment. If ever an insufferable aging debutante deserved her ignoble fate, it is Mary The Entitled of Georgetown.

Go away Mary. But first give us 60 days of personal anguish and special pleading first, which we can remember you by forever. On your proverbial knees Mary. Ask us politely to vote for you and tell us how indispensable you are again.