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To the OT Doctors...Million Dollar Idea Thread
Posted on 11/6/14 at 9:32 pm
Posted on 11/6/14 at 9:32 pm
Why can't someone make a TRUE gastric bypass gadget?
I want a bag that I can attach to a port somewhere on my body while I eat and drink anything I want. At the end of the evening, I disconnect it and toss it out.
I'll eat veggies and rice cakes when I don't have it attached.
Plausible?
I want a bag that I can attach to a port somewhere on my body while I eat and drink anything I want. At the end of the evening, I disconnect it and toss it out.
I'll eat veggies and rice cakes when I don't have it attached.
Plausible?
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Posted on 11/6/14 at 9:35 pm to Btrtigerfan
I'm in for $5 and 51%
Posted on 11/6/14 at 9:38 pm to Btrtigerfan
How about just wire your mouth shut for 6 months.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 9:39 pm to Btrtigerfan
quote:
Plausible?
Risk >>>>>>>>>>>benefit.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 9:40 pm to Sir Drinksalot
quote:
How about just wire your mouth shut for 6 months.
I'm not heavy. I just think a gastric bypass should live up to its name.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 9:41 pm to Hopeful Doc
Or you could just be bulimic
Posted on 11/6/14 at 9:42 pm to Btrtigerfan
Finger, meet throat
Posted on 11/6/14 at 9:46 pm to Btrtigerfan
It amazes me how some of you people actually have jobs and don't flip burgers for a living
Posted on 11/6/14 at 9:46 pm to Hopeful Doc
could be done through a permanent PEG tube into the stomach maybe? insanely risky
could rock something like this that we use in cows - they're referred to as cannulated/fistulated cows. You could just reach in and pull your food out!
could rock something like this that we use in cows - they're referred to as cannulated/fistulated cows. You could just reach in and pull your food out!
This post was edited on 11/6/14 at 9:51 pm
Posted on 11/6/14 at 9:48 pm to AubieALUMdvm
Wtf is that for
Posted on 11/6/14 at 9:50 pm to HeadBusta4LSU
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Wtf is that for
Posted on 11/6/14 at 9:56 pm to HeadBusta4LSU
For studying how cows digest their food. Cows are classified as ruminants (most/all cloven hoofed animals) that have a 4 chamber stomach. The 1st chamber is a big, 50 gallon fermentation vat that helps in digestion but is pretty complex - the opening allows direct access to that vat.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:00 pm to AubieALUMdvm
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For studying how cows digest their food.
Y'all haven't figured that out by now?
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:09 pm to RadTiger
Well of course they have - but in a country where the market demands lower costs of operation/feeding and higher output/bigger cows they have to know how to fine tune everything from start to finish. Studies on maximizing performance/output will never end.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:26 pm to Btrtigerfan
third world: people want more food and better nutrition to meet their basic needs
USA: fat people upset they can't eat even more and demand innovative solutions
USA: fat people upset they can't eat even more and demand innovative solutions
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:38 pm to Btrtigerfan
They already have something called a colostemy bag. It's not pleasant.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:50 pm to AubieALUMdvm
Trying to hole in one those playing LSU back 9 back in the day....good times.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:54 pm to RadTiger
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Or you could just be bulimic
Not fully but you should absolutely puke first thing in the morning since all disease begins in the gut ya know?
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